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Lillie 04-23-2010 05:44 PM

1. I sleep with my woobie..he is a small bear and he must be upside down so i can rub his foot on my lip..ya I know..its a comfort thing :sunglass:

2. I no longer play truth or dare because last time I got hurt and lost my spleen..needless to say it was a dare! lol

3. I love the taste of hellmans mayo sandwiches on fresh wonder bread..you can seriously taste the bologna!

4. I CAN roll my tongue but in a weird way..gotta see it to understand lol..

5. I feel sexier when I drive a big ole truck then my dinky little barbie mobile :)..


p.s. all lesbians can read lips! :) at least all the ones I met have :)

Lillie

bigbutchmistie 04-23-2010 05:47 PM

I am a loner. I love spending days up days just by myself. Talking and seeing no one

I am very shy and quiet in person

I have panic attacks when I go to resturaunts or anywhere there is a crowd. I have to meet my friends and then walk in with them or I panic and wont go.

I love Soap Opera's

Purple is my favorite color

Gemme 04-23-2010 05:55 PM

There's 5 in here somewhere...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Write14u (Post 90495)
As a newspaper editor, exclamation points are my mortal enemy. *grin* Journalism teachers will tell you that you only get one in your entire career, so use it wisely.

I can't read lips at all. That's a sucky thing, because yes, it does come in handy.

Tomato and mayo sandwiches rock. BUT, they MUST include pepper. Lots of it. And some salt, but not that much.

Dexter intrigues me.

If you don't know how to curse well, they will teach you at any newspaper. I had one co-worker who NEVER cursed -- until something went wrong on deadline and then she could drop the F-bomb like no other.

I love exclamation points!

*grin*

I can already curse like a sailor. I learned very young. :cheesy:

I agree. Pepper is a good addition to a tomato and Miracle Whip (Does NOT Suck, June!) sandwich.

I haven't seen Dexter yet. I have seen the trailers and ads and I think I'll like it but I haven't actually watched an episode yet.


Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 90799)
You guys are BOTH wrong....

Tomato and mayo on white bread with salt and pepper! Now THAT's where it's at! :hangloose:

Mayo is the sauce of the Devil and most only be injested when the Miracle Whip is so rotten it's separated or it's completely out.

:blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oneida (Post 90813)

3. I cannot roll my tongue

5. I do a slow, quiet burn when I say "thank you" to someone and they reply "uhhhhh huhhhhh"

I cannot roll my tongue either and it frustrates me to no end. I've lived in very culturally diverse areas and I'd like to be able to pronounce the names of folks properly.

Manners aren't in style anymore and that is truly sad.

JakeTulane 04-23-2010 06:18 PM

My favorite color is Cobalt Blue.. not light blue.. not dark blue.. Cobalt Blue.

Very few people get Me. That used to bother Me. Now I think it is pretty cool. Because those that do, rock.

I never thought I wanted children, until I held My niece when she was first born.. 10 years ago.

I have a sarcastic and dry sense of humor.

I listen to all types of music from Italian opera to Beyonce.


Rook 04-23-2010 06:46 PM

hmm
 
1~ I Can roll my R's {I discovered in the U.S. when I do this, the girlies Melt}....and my tongue in a "U" shape{it's proven to be genetic, if u have the gene, u can twist the tongue, otherwise, no dice}....

2~
In puerto rico, it was a Constant battle proving I knew English...in the U.S., it's spanish....How did I prove it?...in Puerto Rico I frequently won by saying Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious AND the english alphabet [only once did someone ever wise up..we wound up dating though -shrug-]...in the u.s.? When I stayed in a small town in Ohio, I usually impressed 'em with "La Bomba" by Ricky Martin...

3~
I used to Love agressive inline skating, nowadays I have to brush up, and maybe visit the park in athens...

4~
I collected beanie babies for years, recently I was furious and threw them all away...So yes, Short Fuse...

5~ When I have nowhere to go, nothing to do, and I'm wound up tighter than a jack-in-the-box, I will take Long Long hot showers to help me think {occasionally i'll sing/dance silly..what?..Beuller did it!!! I can be the walrus too !!!}:piratelaugh:

Lady Pamela 04-23-2010 07:29 PM

*I play a game I call Parlor tricks...Usuaully at Halloween or on camping trips. I give the person in front of me instructions to look around them..become whatever they choose within the area...see it in there mind...I get three guesses to connect and tell them what it is...It is a fun game for both parties.

*Some Native Amercian cultures and well as a few others..Believe that a person such as myself carries two souls...Due to my twin I absorbed. "I have no real opinion on this either way."

*One of my most favorite thing for me to do is to be by a creek or large bed of water and simply be alone to write or think or simply put my feet in and soak up the beauty.

*I love to BBQ and cook over an open fire the old fashioned way.

*Some of my favorite people who ever lived are Hellen Keller,Lady Dianna, Mother Teresa and Gandi...Just to name a few.

Write14u 04-23-2010 07:50 PM

1) I can not roll my tongue. (It is genetic. My mom can't do it either.). I can, however, roll my r's when throwing out the little Spanish I have retained.
2) I love to skip rocks. I've used this a great emotion reliever. You pick out good throwing rocks, put all your angst, emotion, etc. into that rock and then sling it to hell and gone.
3) People are often impressed by the events I cover with my job and the people I meet. That would be the glamorous side. However, they rarely seen the non-glamorous side of it, which is waiting hours on calls and stomping down muddy sidelines in the rain covering high school sports.
4) I'm not a big fan of mayo. However, tomato sandwiches are the exception. Mmmmm. And I can go with white or wheat.
5) I don't usually eat white bread, but the biggest exception I make for it is at Dreamland Barbeque in Tuscaloosa, Ala. It is a MUST HAVE for dipping into the rib sauce. I once sat down with two other fellow reporters and between us, we wiped out four racks of ribs and two loaves of white bread dipped in the sauce. Heaven. And that's not even counting the ribs, which are divine.

Gemme 04-23-2010 07:58 PM

Doh!
 
Okay, I meant to say I can't roll my r's.

I can make my tongue do shapes but can't make it do the wiggly wave thing which is just creepy anyway, so it's no harm, no foul for me.

I may or may not be trying to do too many things at once tonight. :blink:

scootebaby 04-23-2010 09:42 PM

i love to gamble
i hate feeling trapped ie held down,small spaces etc
im a real ass...almost everyday
i am not a big people person
i tend to be judgmental

pajama 04-23-2010 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 90918)
Okay, I meant to say I can't roll my r's.

I can make my tongue do shapes but can't make it do the wiggly wave thing which is just creepy anyway, so it's no harm, no foul for me.

I may or may not be trying to do too many things at once tonight. :blink:

It's just too hard NOT to have my mind in the gutter when you post stuff like this and I haven't read the preceeding posts.

A

Lynn 04-23-2010 10:50 PM

1. When I was in high school, I aspired to be worthy of my intellectual friends. I would only buy Penguin books, which, for the most part, I had to force myself to read. So silly.

2. I also subscribed to Harpers and Atlantic Monthly, which I always read and enjoyed.

3. Now I belong to a book club and I hardly ever read the books in their entirety. The last book was "Three Cups of Tea." We met at an Indian restaurant, which was the best part. That, and seeing my friends.

4. My first concert was Seals and Crofts. They played in a movie theater, where people actually lit lighters at the end of the concert. Ah...the good old days.

5. I was invited to Billy Joel concerts twice in high school. Both times, my parents found reasons to ground me.

betenoire 04-24-2010 12:03 AM

1 - I almost got fired from my job for stealing a cat.
2 - I like Mafia Wars so much that I have FIVE facebook accounts. One real facebook, and four that are exclusively for playing MW on.
3 - The only socks I am willing to wear are ankle socks. I hate all other socks.
4 - I briefly lived at a christian commune in Chicago in my early 20s.
5 - I hate Jim Carrey and can't watch any movie with him in it.

Rook 04-24-2010 01:49 PM

-1- I worked in a Scientology Center for 1 month...I did some filing, and organized Accounts...I marveled, each and every time, at the amount of money some people paid for Books and videos {ex: 1 Book I was browsing, I checked the Price, and almost dropped it, $450.00}..I did leave, after I realized they weren't gonna pay me with Money, but rather...Auditing Lessons...

-2- I spent 3 summers working as a Sports Counselor in a Deaf childrens summer Camp...I would happily do it again if I could, I bumped into the kids frequently when I did grocery shopping, I would see them literally drag their parents to me, and Sign wildly about the stuff I taught 'em {At the time, I would mumble "this island is too small"..but then, I was 18 when I said that}

-3- Because I've been drinking strong coffee since early childhood, it's very Rare that Caffeine will have any effect on me...on the same subject

-4- Anesthesiologists have a tough time with me..it's not so much 'allergies', but rather, I'm resistant to sedatives..Generally , they have to give A lot, or I will wake up mid-surgery {it's happened}..I had a tooth removed recently, the dentist was merciful, after giving the max dose to numb my gums, I still felt it...she added a bit more, it helped, a little..the tooth was deeper/bigger than she expected..

-5- I break the ice with Humor..And I do try to quash tense moments with it as well...If it doesn't work, I drop the humor, and let 'em stew...

Diva 04-25-2010 12:08 AM

1. I have a good ear for most languages and can roll my r's.......except French.....<sigh> And I probably love it the best.....to hear it is heaven to me.....

2. If left unattended, I could be a hoarder. But I also love to purge, too. It's almost orgasmic to me to do so......I said ALmost. :|

3. I have been accused of being too nice ~ a doormat, even......but when I'm backed into a corner, watch out..... that surprises even me.

4. I think cows and goats and alpacas are some of God's greatest creations.....and I want a whole field of them someday.

5. I use these ......................... in extreme. Ok...that's no secret.




Gemme 04-25-2010 01:15 AM

I am craving fries right now and may just have to go next door to Jack in the Crack to get some, even though they totally went traitor on me and changed their 'natural' fries to generic ones that you can find at McD's or BK.

Today is the first day that my new to me shoes haven't hurt my toes. I'm breaking them! BTW, the 'in' was not left off. :blink:

I'm watching SNL for the first time in years. :guitar:

I've been incredibly bored and frustrated and irritated today.

I'm sleeping in very, very, very late tomorrow.

Rook 04-25-2010 09:25 AM

I've been known to eat Cereal for Lunch, snack and Dinner..Call it a serious Jonesing...

I think Walk like an Egyptian is 1 out of 2 songs my brother & I will act like a pair of idiots and Dance to...with an audience...it always makes our mother giggle... :dance2:

A few ex's had to face the fact "you're sleeping on the Couch tonight" wasn't exactly an effective solution..I'd shrug it off.. grab a pillow, blanket, parked on the Couch.....with food...and HBO/Showtime...Almost every time, I'd greet 'em the following morning with both a smirk & "So, had fun last night?" :alarm::rant:

Like Diva, I use these......Excessively.....I have my former favorite forum hangout to thank for it though.

When I'm insanely bored {or Stressed}, I'll randomly pick a Royal Family/Religion, and read everything I can on them, until my boredom is quashed or my Stress relieved, my last one was Russian & Orthodoxy...:glasses:

JustLovelyJenn 04-25-2010 11:27 AM

1. When I was pregnant with my daughter I craved avocados and whipped cream.

2. I can count the number of people that have been my friend for more then 10 years on one hand.

3. I hate the snow. I don't mind looking at it, but I absolutely HATE to be out in it.

4. My least favorite chore to do is dishes. I would rather do ANYTHING except dishes. I will scrub every floor in the house and the bathtub and toilet if it means someone else will do the dishes...

5. I hate surprises... hate hate hate hate them. If you want to surprise me, DONT TELL ME YOUR DOING IT. I will drive you crazy with questions and pouting and every other form of coercion i can think of to get the information out of you. I dont mind them if i didnt know they were coming though. Thats ok.

Gemme 04-25-2010 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn (Post 91845)
1. When I was pregnant with my daughter I craved avocados and whipped cream.

2. I can count the number of people that have been my friend for more then 10 years on one hand.

3. I hate the snow. I don't mind looking at it, but I absolutely HATE to be out in it.

4. My least favorite chore to do is dishes. I would rather do ANYTHING except dishes. I will scrub every floor in the house and the bathtub and toilet if it means someone else will do the dishes...

5. I hate surprises... hate hate hate hate them. If you want to surprise me, DONT TELL ME YOUR DOING IT. I will drive you crazy with questions and pouting and every other form of coercion i can think of to get the information out of you. I dont mind them if i didnt know they were coming though. Thats ok.

I'll do your dishes if you scrub my toilet. :blink:

Avocados and whipped cream......together? :scared:

yourexwife 04-25-2010 11:41 AM

5 things no one knows
 
1) Who I am
2) What I look Like
3) Where I live
4) What I do
5) Where I'm from

Testing the waters . . .
: )

bigbutchmistie 04-25-2010 11:54 AM

I love my MCC Church. I feel like I belong there

I love to sing when no ones around. Even though I cant sing now at all.

I could play the piano when I was little. Havent touched one in years.

I am really good friends with a few of my exes.

Im very sensitive. I cry if something touches my heart.


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