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... so THAT'S why I occasionally belch fire.

:sadangel:

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 69568)

We work together? :blink:

Do you see a lot of this around the office?

http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/baboon.jpg

.. cause if so, then yes, yes we do.

I NEED this kitten.

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Seriously.
Right now.

~In my dirty old hat and crooked little grin~~I'm goin' out with my boots on!~

I'm glad that My mouth is feeling better and that I can finally begin eating abit more but, I'll be glad when this tooth is pulled and it can heal so I can finally get My partial bottom plate fitted :)

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 69901)

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

Don't forget about the intentional and (in some cases) unintentional worm.
It crawls.
Ew.

I am always amazed at the people who argue just for the sake of an argument.

:computer2:

You can't make this stuff up folks!

As heard just now in my mothers kitchen over breakfast...

"Yes, I did vacuum the lawn. Mr. Lawn says that it's the best way to get the grass ready for fertilizers and such and as you know a rake just doesn't do it. So I took the shop vac and vucuumed every inch of it. The next step is to spread the (and I quote) chickeny doo doo"

Oy, and all this before coffee and little sleep ...

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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 69901)

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

Ummm, I'm sure my sheep total is zero and my chicken count is much higher than that.

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 69902)

Don't forget about the intentional and (in some cases) unintentional worm.
It crawls.
Ew.

It counts if it's been in tequila? *grin*

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 69920)

I am always amazed at the people who argue just for the sake of an argument.

:computer2:

Well, in actuality, you know, what do you consider arguing, because maybe it's not and well, I don't really want to argue with you about this. *wink*

My puppies smell like the clover that is springing up everywhere in my backyard. I think it's already time to mow and spring is barely here.

yesterday it was beautiful.. almost 70..

today it's snowing..

sigh....

I am sick and tired, of being sick and tired, of wound care.

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Originally Posted by mountainbikedyke (Post 70031)

I miss football!!!

I don't miss football one little bit!

Maybe you can find some women's league games this summer :)

I've never known another little girl to be so obsessed with pizza ~ My sister had some for lunch barely 2-3 hrs ago and wants more but its not even supper yet :blink:

I used to think Ohio Univ. was full of pompous spoiled brats drinking cheap beer, hunting cheap thrills in their BMW's.
After their shocking win against Georgia, I now know it....:runforhills:

Who knew that a haircut could be so cathartic?
Plus it looks damn good.

i wish baked good would magically appear.

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 69813)

Do you see a lot of this around the office?

http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/baboon.jpg

.. cause if so, then yes, yes we do.

I do. We do. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 69901)

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

Like Write14u, my lamb intake is much less than the average. Add in a couple more of the cows, pigs and chickens for me to make up for it.

Is it just me having a v-moment, or does the image of all those critters make anyone else's insides churn a bit? :seeingstars::doh:

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Originally Posted by Ms Cyn (Post 69993)

yesterday it was beautiful.. almost 70..

today it's snowing..

sigh....

So, what you are REALLY saying is that it's the perfect time to prepare for a trip down South?

*grin*

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Originally Posted by mountainbikedyke (Post 70031)

I miss football!!!

Football season is when I enjoy being a sports writer most. Watching the best league in the nation (SEC) on a weekly basis with 90-100,000 fans in the stadium, the smells of fall and tailgating. It's pretty dang awesome.

On the random side, I'm considering getting out of the business, going back to school and discovering a much better paying career.

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 70196)

I do. We do. :blink:

Like Write14u, my lamb intake is much less than the average. Add in a couple more of the cows, pigs and chickens for me to make up for it.

Is it just me having a v-moment, or does the image of all those critters make anyone else's insides churn a bit? :seeingstars::doh:

So, what you are REALLY saying is that it's the perfect time to prepare for a trip down South?

*grin*

Why yes... yes it is...

It feels good but hurts at the same time and you are puzzled because you aren't quite sure what to think of it. Yeah, it's like that.

It's cute when my puppies fight to be the one that snoozes on my shoulders. Usually, I have to settle things and let my little girl up there. She's more finicky.

I think I am going to be sick.

Today is a depressing day. It's amazing how a little furball could leave such an enormous space of empty when it's gone.

Shaolyn "Shooshie" Aug 1992 - Mar 2010

You were always my favorite girl.

NJ....I'm holding You in my heart....little fur balls hold ours forever, don't You think?

I have another dear friend who is grieving today, as well.....and I'm holding Him in my heart, too.....

Grief is a wicked bitch.

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Originally Posted by Diva (Post 70805)

Thank you, Janey. *hugs*

speaking of wicked bitches...

My horoscope for today, starts out like this:
"Oh, my. You're a bit angry today, aren't you?"

LOL! That's right, people - stand back! (how did they know?!?!?) :4femme:

The complete life.

I just ordered pancakes from McDonald's, again.

Ms. E, you are a bad influence!

Daily Horoscopes for Sagittarius......

Even if you’ve got an all-day flight or you’ve run out of reading material, you find ways to amuse yourself under any circumstances today. Your social energy means you’ve got friends everywhere!

(This is amusing because all I can think about is not being fucked with today...lol)

laughter is the best medicine

:rollcat:

Randomly posting stuff cause I feel like it.

This is a piece from my blog:

Take time to appriciate those you love now!

To often I hear from people,
I should have! If I only would have!
Why didn't I do that? Or similar things.

We have no promise other than this minute.
We can do whatever we choose to do, Now!
Nothing is more important than this second in time!

Here is an example of one I did.:
My brother who was still in his 40's at the time. Was alawys asking me to come and enjoy time and sit in his hot tub. Well time and time again I said,"Awesome! I would love to. We will have to set a date to do that."

Time passed and this simply didn't happen.Life had to many things going on for me to take out 1 or 2 hours to simply do it. I had babies to attend to. Meals to make. Meetings to attend. And we can't forget,a house that was dirty and had to be cleaned.

Time passed and now he had offered this for well over 6 months. I never forgot, I simply was just to busy to take time out to play.

One day while I was doing my norml changing diapers/cooking/chasing kids etc. ... There was a knock at the door. It was two of my family members standing there. Both looking very serious. I invited them in and shortly after, they told me my brother had died in a snowmobile accient.My world was crushed. I could not concieve what was being said let alone absorb the news.

I am not saying I hold guilt for not going to visit with him. But what I am saying is, I chose to do things that could have waited instead of creating a lasting memory with my brother.. Had I have chosen to go and spend time,we would have been a wonderful and cherrished memory now!

By the way, I do not recall what I cleaned or did that days I chose not to go...See what I mean!

Sharing moments together is what this life is all about. The connection of the sharing between two souls the key. Memories created through each of those times is what keeps you alive when you pass. It is also what helps those left behind to endure and heal.

Tell those you love today,that you love them. Let them hear from you face to face,the beautiful things you see in them. Remind them of of cherrished memorries you hold dear to your heart,about them. For tomorrow you may be saying, "If I would have only.....!"

A POEM:

Be Mindful of the Moment
bY: Neil Harding McAlister

The here and now is all we hold through times of joy and sorrow.

We may watch fulsome years unfold -- or may not see tomorrow.

Be mindful of the moment. Pay attention to each one.

The past has fled beyond our grasp, the future’s yet to come.

There is no way to measure what ensuing days might bring,

So seize the utmost pleasure found in every daily thing.

The road of life is far too short: no need to travel fast.

Investigate the wonders that lie strewn along the path.

The tender leaves on springtime trees, rough pebbles on the ground,

The snowflakes drifting on the breeze that fall without a sound,

Are all unique and precious, if we take the time to see.

No two have been identical in all eternity.

Is this not true of people too? Be mindful, then, of each.

Both strangers and those close to you have useful things to teach.

The two of us part richer if we pass the time of day,

And don’t just brush each other off, then hurry on our way.

Preoccupied by urgent schemes of business, love or power,

By gambling on our future dreams, we lose the present hour.

A life is forged of moments linked together like a chain.

Live each in full -- for down this road we shall not pass again.

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There are beet greens in my salad and I don't hate it.

I like the rain. Even though I've showered today, I might take a walk in the rain later, then a shower to warm up.

I'm getting really, really, really sick of hearing repugs try to tell me that they want to deny the average citizen the coverage they get, because they are in Congress. Fuck them! You can bet there will be changes this coming election cycle!:angry::mad::beatcomputer: off my:soapbox: in other news......

Sam Rockwell kicks ass.

I don't get invited to too many poetry slams, I'll tell you that.

I believe that Jumping To Conclusions should be an Olympic sport......there are so many who are quite gifted in the sport! And there appears to be no Rule Book!

Piece o' cake!:olympics: