I am a terrible, terrible gardener. My beautiful Kong Empire Mix plant, which was about three gorgeous stalks beautiful last August, is nearly dead, save for one stalk that refuses to give up. Thankfully, the only thing I'm good at is pulling out weeds and getting rid of them.

I like having a beer right after taking medication that says "do not use alcohol with this medication". I just want to see what happens. So far so good.
( Please do not try this at home. )

I love adventure, anything goes

Im not great at reading social subtle cues...plus many times I take things very literal...
Please, be direct it will be greatly appreciated.

I do not take kindly to being called names, rude ones that is.

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I don't ask for help. I am not sure if it is pride, determination, or being stubborn.

Sometimes I really wish that I could ask for help. Luckily, mom will ask for help hopefully before I break my back.

I do NOT like the movies Wizard of Oz and Mary Poppins.

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I do not own a microwave and haven't used one in years.

And do you fill them with cookies?

I love baking cookies at Christmas time, although I don't always make time to do so. (I made some brownies yesterday, but that doesn't count.)

I have far more interesting things to tell about myself than I typically report.

I love football but I don't like the new rules!

I like Bailey’s Irish cream (liquor) over vanilla ice cream

One of the career's I miss most, and most likely always will, is my former career as a hair stylist. For over 25 years, depending on which client I saw the most, and depending on private conversations between myself and said client, I would reveal something entirely unknown about myself to them, but only if my "secret" would help them see that I had first hand knowledge of the struggle they faced, so they'd know they weren't alone.



I know that when I revealed particular 'secret' aspects about myself, in such a manner to the ones who were lucky to learn about those types of proverbial secrets, it made a difference in their lives, as well as my own, and of course, they most nearly always became a long-standing return client for hair services.


Sometimes revealing my secrets is cathartic. And sometimes revealing secrets about my life to others is simply an act of loving kindness.

I miss life back in Oklahoma.

I dont do well with stress.

When I was 13 I ran away from home with a friend to Norman Oklahoma. Home was Washington State. It was that precursor thing that landed me in a Christian group home prisoner of war camp surrounded by chain link fence and rolls of razor wire. Well there wasn't razor wire at first, just barb wire. But then I escaped so...

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I remove all from clothing that irritate the back of my neck

When i was barely 15 i ran away from home with my cousin. But i didn't have any real issues with my mom i just wanted to protect my cousin. We ended up in a hippie commune in Oregon. Stayed 3 weeks. My cousin wanted to stay but i convinced her to call her parents. They came and picked us up and i ended up taking the blame because she was afraid her parents would be hard on her. My mom wasn't happy either but she was pretty cool about it, come to think of it.

The only chore I like doing is the laundry.

Have been arrested 4 times mostly for unlawful assembly or disturbing the peace (1978-1984). Most got dismissed by my sympathetic attorney. Other 2 arrests for prostitution and loitering with intent (1976).

All ancient history.

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..incognito viewers are creepy!

I love music... No I don't play an instrument... Don't ask me about a singer name, or a song title...or in which movie the song was played... not even ask me to hum a song...

I know, so much for love, huh? But hey, I used to sing in the university choir...Does that count?!

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EVEN on mattresses where it says "Under Penalty Of Law" :blink: ?

Yep as well as the accessories :)

You're a rebel.............:giggle:

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I loath knickknacks, tchotchkes, and all of those other little "dust collectors" as I refer to them!

And don't even get me started on how I feel about stacks of old newspapers and magazines laying about!

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I detest any items on kitchen counters except for perhaps a nice wooden paper towel dispenser!

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My motto is "A Place For Everything And Everything In Its Place"

I would be your worst nightmare to shop for if you were my secret Santa!

*stuffs a festive stocking for homoe with a gift certificate to The Container Store and a Swifter 360 Extendable Handle Duster with fluffy refills*

Getting to know me... I hate wearing shoes, even in winter.

I once made a lot of money by not selling any lemonade at my lemonade stand, just cherry flavored Kool-Aid without any sugar in it. What's your complaint Mister, they're both sour right? Sometimes I can be very persuasive when I want to be.

Nothing makes me more Amorous and gets me "in the mood" than a good meal and IF fresh warm bread is included......stand back I may not make it to the end of the meal......:awww:

I find this time of year bleak and depressing!

To get through it, I busy myself doing research projects.

My birth mother was a hoarder. I couldn't go into her apartment after she passed away because it was sooooooooooooo bad.

I am not carrying that cycle on, I clean and clean often, with OCD unclean bugs the shit out of me.

[QUOTE=homoe;1236721]Nothing makes me more Amorous and gets me "in the mood" than a good meal and IF fresh warm bread is included......stand back I may not make it to the end of the meal......:awww:[/QUO]

If you want me to fall asleep on your couch for hours, feed me lots of food especially carbohydrates.

If amour is on your mind, put on good music (most genres) that can be turned up loud as desired, and start shucking fresh raw oysters. Make sure Crystal hot sauce is on hand.

After the 1st dozen, we may not be eating the 2nd or 3rd dozen in the living room.

Never ever tell me NOT to do something!


Not only WILL I do it, but I'll do it twice as long and twice as much !