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James Buchanan, thus far, is the only bachelor to be president of the United States.

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Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 254948)

ugh sitting at airport..original flight 740 got pushed back to 927..Jo just called and said pushed back AGAIN to 1020...why dont the damn airlines just be honest and say..its a hit or miss...take your chances instead of spooning feeding you all this bullshit. grrrr

'Cause they don't want to seem incompetent, which if you think about it is an oxymoron.

Have you ever wondered how things get named? Like Doritos. WTF? Or Cheetos. Or Fritos. I believe all of those come from the same company. Somebody got on a serious 'OS kick. I'm imaging a large room full of .... what do you call the peeps who name shit? name-maker-uppers? Ok so there's a room of name-maker-uppers and someone says (of doritos).... 'diamond chips!' (yes, the exclamation mark cause you know they'd be excited cause they thought it up). Some other name-maker-upper - 'no, no, zesty chips!' And then there's always that one person who comes up with the dorky shit who will eventually get demoted to thinking up cereal names cause he or she says, 'dragon's breath'. And of course that just starts a land slide of bickering because the person who came up with dragon's breath is pissed cause they're always being ignored and everyone else thinks they are stupid. I'm sure you can see the snow ball there too (hence the demotion). So I see it happening two ways... one... out of the fighting, bickering chaos comes a slight voice that says 'Doritos'. And suddenly the room goes silent. Everyone nods, grabs their laptops and coffee cups and goes home... or.... and this is my bet.... everyone's fighting and they're out of time so the next day the boss comes in and asks for the name and someone just panics and blurts out 'DORITOS'!!!!! I'd say it went pretty much the same way for Fritos and cheetos. Now I'm wondering who makes Tostidos. Hmmmmm

~~~shark~~~~~~~

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Originally Posted by sharkchomp (Post 255176)

This also makes me think of slogans for things. Some products have cute and catchy little slogans, or annoying little jingles that stick in your brain. Then there are some that you see and just go "wtf?" Have you seen this commercial for the new Trojan vibrator thingy?? Seriously? Most ad agencies and product companies would want you to think of something "sexy" that would make you run out to buy a product like this. Obviously not Trojan. This is one of the DUMBEST ad campaigns I've ever seen in my life. Blow your hair back? If I'm buying a vibrator I do not want to think about it causing bad hair...I'm just vain like that and chit...

Seriously people?? :|

With New Year's Eve coming up, please remember: safety first!

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Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 255180)

The really crazy thing is that not one, not two but several people said - oh yeah, that's a great idea! And all of those people would be called ass kissers!!!!! LOL And the really really crazy thing is that someone sold that shity idea to Trojan! And they said - oh yeah, that's a great idea! :seeingstars:

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

So the snow melted a little bit and the dog found a way to get out the back door and under a chair where there is little snow to go potty there so I guess he is happy now..I am happy that he can use the backyard and go to the bathroom because he wants out all the time..yay!!

What does it mean when all is gone but nothing is forgotten

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Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 255180)

Organic said, and I quote, "That commercial's so bad, it gave me a rash."

Thank you. We'll be here all week.

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I don't know where else to put ... this is humanity in its purest form

Spent most of my day cleaning "ferret nation" top to bottom {it's the 142 model}, including ferrets this time {it's their bi-annual bathtime} who now glare at me collectively from their very fluffy skulls, big fluffy butts waddling away from my baby talk whenever I pass by their clean cage....
They'll get over it.

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Originally Posted by Rook (Post 256378)

That is so nice you bathed them I bet they needed it too. I used to have ferrets but they bothered my allergies bad sneezing, wheezing!!

Just a tad...
Surprisingly, they're meticulous about self-cleaning...
I was worried when I was gifted my first Ferret{I'm asthmatic}, I've been fine so far...
If anything, I hafta avoid them when I'm sick, cuz they'd catch it...
Ferret vet Bills rival BMW repairs [or so it seems]
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