People on Farmville are selfish when it comes to getting gifts from mystery eggs

“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.”
Charles R. Swindoll quotes

I just watched two youtubes that we so fun and happy. The first was the wedding dance, and the second was the baby dancing to Beyonce. I like the happiness.

my mother sent me this.....see my un pc'ness is inherited :)
 

The past haunts
People change
The world goes on
Love leads life forward...

I am realllllllly hoping my pair of Danskos arrive tomorrow or Saturday morning so I can wear them for the concerts this weekend. I'm also reallllllllly hoping they are just what my feet need to not hurt so much throughout the concerts.

*crossing my fingers and toes*

Why my wife has been banned from target :|
 

:angel:

After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands
So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she
loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Thoreau,

Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.


:rofl:

OMG..... you got me crying here from laughing so much,,, love the last one.

I just made the best Cajun soup....warm inside, cold outside...good movies...

and my gym piece arrived today for a workout later. It's a blessed night.

There is a tiger roaming around oyster creek, texas

Opened my presents
 

:cheesy: I got to open Christmas presents from the :2driedel: girl tonite...

Yes...it's early. Yes, I'm spoiled. Yes, it was all good stuff, as she knows me better than anyone..:smileyXmasTree::snowballfight: