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Ok this was hilarious! I'm wondering why one must go all the way up to Washington, instead of straight across to CA? And those TOLL ROADS!!!!! Oh....and they forgot Step #23B ~ get out of car, squash durrrrrrrrrr's bug. :eyebat: Yes....Step #31 made me go :| ..........then :seeingstars: .....but then I thought to get to the :sushi: it would be ALmost worth it..... I said ALmost. |
Dear Sun:
thank you for making an appearance the last two days and then most of the day today. You sure got working on melting all that ice and I thank you. There are some spots in the shade that still needs your attention. And you warmed up the temp nicely. I was able to go for my walk today with just a hooded fleece jacket. Sincerely, Sun Worshiper! |
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My washer backed up today.......what a mess. Even into my sink in the kitchen! BLECH.
I'm too tired to deal with it today.....I'll deal with it tomorrow..... :seeingstars: |
complete with the crazy eyes
No matter where I've worked out over the years, there's always been some freak show dressed like the Unabomber doing some bizarre workout that involves using the equipment in ways it wasn't designed to be used.
At my current gym, this guy inexplicably wears sunglasses perched on the end of his nose and, I can assure you, he needs to wash his gym clothes more often. |
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the bug has a name :|
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Doritos has brought back their original 'Taco Flavored' chips (in the original packaging)! Is it sad that this makes me happy and nostalgic?
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:football: My beloved Patriots failed to execute a comprehensive, coordinated, successful game plan against the trash talking Jets. I am not pleased. |
So last night, I went for an extravaganza at my Sissy's house....Mmmmm.....queso and brisket and Diet Root Beer (among other things). AND a new beret, hand knit by The Mini~Berry!!!!! (It's looks great with my "Wild Artist Hair"!)
ANYway.....so I'm on my way home, yes? La, la, la......Josh Groban cranked up to the baby Jeebus (who also loves Josh Groban, btw).....and I'm at the light, about to turn onto the feeder road of I~35. I pull up next to this hot cop. I may have noticed..... Then the light turns green, the guy ahead of me goes.....so I go, right? Isn't that what one is supPOSED to do? And all of a sudden.....flashing red lights. :| I'm thinkin'...oh dear...the red tape over my tail light must have come off in the rain.....(but I wasn't worried cuz I have the NEW tail light in the back seat....in the box.....) And I pull into a parking lot.....the cop (did I mention she was hot) comes up to my car and asks for my license and all that other stuff I have to have. And then she says....."Wait right here." And off she goes to talk to the guy in front of me, who had also pulled into the parking lot. Don't know why. Another officer drives up and I'm starting to get a little scared at this point.... The woman officer comes back to me and I asked, "Did I do something wrong?" (Then almost gasped because I've been told never to ask a police officer that for some reason. But I didn't KNOW!) She said, "Yes, you ran a red light back there..." :| She said, the way the lights are set up ~ and I don't know why they did it like that because it IS confusing ~ you were looking at the light at the next intersection. So was the guy in front of you. And you just followed him. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......oh no, I said.....I'm so sorry. Ok.....(I really wanted to stick my wrists out for her to cuff me, but I refrained.) I apologized again. She said, "I can't give you a ticket, so I'm just going to warn you to be careful." :eyebat: And then, before I drove off, I noticed both officers helping the man in the other car, OUT of the car.....he may have been a little wobbly. :| Rut roh. Just another exciting evening in the life of Diva. Any day I have a brush with the law is a GOOD day! Her cuffs may have glistened in the headlights a little....... <sigh> |
Swagger is earned. It's [“Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick” ~Theodore Roosevelt].
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I went to the college bookstore today to get my books and supplies. I left feeling more exhilarated and excited than I thought possible. Next week, this 38 year-old begins earning her undergraduate degree! Because I want to!
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Happy Martin Luther King Day!
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Beware big, ugly, heavy cinder blocks.
They are dangerous and may cause a delicate girl to become broken or bruised. |
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, with a WONDERFUL GUY!! :)
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Still sleepy from a much-needed nap...which incidentally carried the added bonus of Weird..
I went from a 'sex and the city'-type narrative in Scotland, to participating in what seemed to be some trailerpark style justice..My ex was limping to a pedo's trailer, one of the "leaders" said 'let her, thats what she wants'...come nightfall, we trapped him in the outhouse, doused kerosene, set it on fire, and for some fucking reason they started chanting "sontar-ha" rapidly, I was blissfully woken up...while draggin my ass off of bed to take meds i mumbled "i need to stop watchin tv" |
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