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I'm really tired...I'm not sure why...I feel a bit overworked...not a bit, alot. I have been burning the candle at both ends with work, family, friends, a little bit of socializing and I'm just tired... High stress levels with the family these last few days... Okay, enough wallowing... Breathe in breathe out, breathe in breathe out.... :praying: |
My new favorite show is "Harry's Law"....with Cathy Bates.....!!!!
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Is honesty and being up front about things too much to ask for?
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You know, I’ve always wondered what it’s like to look through the hole on your magical photo-taker box… do you mind if I take a peek?
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpre...0741813ca0.jpg … WAIT. YOU’RE LOOKING AT AUNT BERTHA’S RUMP THROUGH YOUR MAGICAL PHOTO-TAKER BOX! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? … you’re a disgusting person. I’m ashamed to have ever liked you. |
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Dick Cheney and the Wizard of Oz
Cheney was talking about how he might have to make a decision soon r.e. a heart transplant. This is a good thing cuz I'm not sure how he survived this long without having a heart. But, then my mind wanders.....and I see Cheney as the tin man, thumping his empty chest. And then I wonder, which politicians would play which roles in the rest of the cast? Karl Rove would have the be the wizard cuz he is a brilliant yet dangerous strategist. He would also get my vote for the antichristbut thats a totally different wandering. And GW would have to be the scarecrow in search of a brain. After reading his book, "Decision Points", a brain with better logic circuitry would be good. The wicked witch would have to be Sarah Palin... they look alike and both have nasty personalities. And I can see her barking orders to a group overanxious tea party flying monkeys. Barney Frank would be my choice for the Cowardly Lion only cuz I can see him standing on the House floor saying.... cmon cmon, I'll fight ya with one hand tied behind my back. The lion suit would be a vast improvement in his wardrobe too. I just cant decide who would play Dorothy. |
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I don't know how she'd rock the ruby slippers, but other than that... http://reddogreport.com/wp-content/u...bara-Boxer.jpg |
Oh its just one of those days where its raining and nothing to really do, oh I guess I could sew for a bit and get those new pants started and then get the elastic by tomorrow morning and some fleece for a skirt maybe or maybe I could watch some tv or look for a job at indeed.com in Austin or Orlando that would be nice to be where its warm and sunny..I really don't know..*sighs*
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I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate. :|
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One basket of bread will suffice. [But, you know I want more.]
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The Pastor's Ass
I received this from my dad, not sure who the original author is but it is too funny not to share... Enjoy!
The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day! |
utter cuteness
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I have a freckle on my right hand, on the palm under the thumb.
I've decided it's a defining point of character. This is what happens when you can't sleep. |
I have one on my palm right below the pinky. I tend to think of it as my alien identification mark. :)
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