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Canela 01-17-2011 09:49 PM

I'm really tired...I'm not sure why...I feel a bit overworked...not a bit, alot.

I have been burning the candle at both ends with work, family, friends, a little bit of socializing and I'm just tired...

High stress levels with the family these last few days...

Okay, enough wallowing...

Breathe in breathe out, breathe in breathe out....

:praying:

Diva 01-17-2011 09:52 PM

My new favorite show is "Harry's Law"....with Cathy Bates.....!!!!

moxie 01-17-2011 09:57 PM

Is honesty and being up front about things too much to ask for?
Apparently it is.

dixie 01-17-2011 10:01 PM

You know, I’ve always wondered what it’s like to look through the hole on your magical photo-taker box… do you mind if I take a peek?
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpre...0741813ca0.jpg
WAIT. YOU’RE LOOKING AT AUNT BERTHA’S RUMP THROUGH YOUR MAGICAL PHOTO-TAKER BOX! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? … you’re a disgusting person. I’m ashamed to have ever liked you.


dixie 01-18-2011 05:58 AM

Escape!
 
http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpr...-speedy-go.jpg

Kobi 01-18-2011 10:36 AM

Dick Cheney and the Wizard of Oz
 
Cheney was talking about how he might have to make a decision soon
r.e. a heart transplant. This is a good thing cuz I'm not sure
how he survived this long without having a heart.

But, then my mind wanders.....and I see Cheney as the tin man,
thumping his empty chest.

And then I wonder, which politicians would play which roles in
the rest of the cast?

Karl Rove would have the be the wizard cuz he is a brilliant
yet dangerous strategist. He would also get my vote for
the antichristbut thats a totally different wandering.

And GW would have to be the scarecrow in search of a brain.
After reading his book, "Decision Points", a brain with better
logic circuitry would be good.

The wicked witch would have to be Sarah Palin...
they look alike and both have nasty personalities.
And I can see her barking orders to a group overanxious
tea party flying monkeys.

Barney Frank would be my choice for the Cowardly Lion only
cuz I can see him standing on the House floor saying....
cmon cmon, I'll fight ya with one hand tied behind my back.
The lion suit would be a vast improvement in his wardrobe too.

I just cant decide who would play Dorothy.




JustJo 01-18-2011 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 268005)
I just cant decide who would play Dorothy.




I think Barbara Boxer might work...

I don't know how she'd rock the ruby slippers, but other than that...

http://reddogreport.com/wp-content/u...bara-Boxer.jpg

lipstixgal 01-18-2011 12:37 PM

Oh its just one of those days where its raining and nothing to really do, oh I guess I could sew for a bit and get those new pants started and then get the elastic by tomorrow morning and some fleece for a skirt maybe or maybe I could watch some tv or look for a job at indeed.com in Austin or Orlando that would be nice to be where its warm and sunny..I really don't know..*sighs*

Sparkle 01-18-2011 03:15 PM

I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate. :|

MsTinkerbelly 01-18-2011 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkle (Post 268138)
I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate. :|

Oh Amen!!!!

Leigh 01-18-2011 03:42 PM

http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/...wreditedit.png

BestButchBoy 01-18-2011 07:07 PM

One basket of bread will suffice. [But, you know I want more.]

justkim 01-18-2011 07:22 PM

The Pastor's Ass
 
I received this from my dad, not sure who the original author is but it is too funny not to share... Enjoy!


The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again and it won again.


The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT..

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day the local paper headline
read:


BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!

Have
a nice day!

Soon 01-18-2011 07:27 PM

utter cuteness
 

Abigail Crabby 01-18-2011 07:39 PM


dixie 01-18-2011 09:34 PM

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...e9bfaf6c58.jpg

dixie 01-18-2011 09:41 PM

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...6248b87a37.jpg

Jesse 01-18-2011 10:35 PM


Enchantress 01-19-2011 01:06 AM

I have a freckle on my right hand, on the palm under the thumb.
I've decided it's a defining point of character.

This is what happens when you can't sleep.

Jesse 01-19-2011 01:08 AM

I have one on my palm right below the pinky. I tend to think of it as my alien identification mark. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 268466)
I have a freckle on my right hand, on the palm under the thumb.
I've decided it's a defining point of character.

This is what happens when you can't sleep.



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