Just.... too... busy....

1. Maybe your dog won’t bite you. But in 2009, 2,863 of us were bitten, an average of nine bites per delivery day. That’s why I wince when your Doberman comes flying out the door.

[Ok, this I believe, when I was a paperboy I winced as well, with the added bonus of shrieking when the dog chased me on my bike....]


2. Remember this on Valentine’s Day: It takes our machines longer to read addresses on red envelopes (especially if they’re written in colored ink).

[Umm....Oops...?]


3. Why stand in line? At usps.com, you can buy stamps, place a hold on your mail, change your address, and apply for passports. We even offer free package pickup and free flat-rate envelopes and boxes, all delivered right to your doorstep.

4. Media Mail is a bargain, but most of you don’t know to ask for it. Sending ten pounds of books from New York City to San Francisco through Media Mail costs $5.89, compared with $16.77 for Parcel Post. Besides books, use it to send magazines, manuscripts, DVDs, and CDs; just don’t include anything else in the package.

5. We don’t get a penny of your tax dollars. Really. The sale of postage, products, and services at our 36,000 retail locations, and on our website, covers all of the post office's operating expenses.

[Ok..So where does that extra penny that always throws me off on exact change go to ??]

6. UPS and FedEx charge you $10 or more for messing up an address. Us? Not a cent.

7. Paychecks, personal cards, letters—anything that looks like good news—I put those on top. Utility and credit card bills? They go under everything else.

[That explains the mess in my mailbox]

8. Sorry if I seem like I’m in a hurry, but I’m under the gun: Our supervisors tell us when to leave, how many pieces of mail to deliver, and when we should aim to be back. Then some of us scan bar codes in mailboxes along our route so they can monitor our progress.

9. Yes, we do have to buy our own stamps, but a lot of us carry them for customers who need them. If we don’t charge you, that’s because we like you.

[Hmm, my mailwomyn must really really Like me....I get stamps, shared m&m's, and local gossip on a good day]

10. Use a ballpoint pen. Ink from those felt tips runs in the rain.


[Crap...I like felt tips -sulk-]


11. Please dress properly when you come to the door. A towel wrapped around you doesn’t cut it. And we definitely don’t want to see you in your underwear!


[Understandable, again, as a paperboy, same shit....with the exception of Mrs. alvarez @ j-10 apt....~wolf whistle~]

12. We serve 150 million addresses six days a week, so we’re often in the right place at the right time. We pull people out of burning cars, catch burglars in the act, and call 911 to report traffic accidents, dead bodies, and more.

[Thank u berry Much]

13. Most of us don’t mind if you pull up to our trucks while we’re delivering and ask for your mail a little early. But please get out of your car and come get it. Don’t just put your hand out your window and wait for me to bring it to you.

[I would ignore the lazy asswipe and keep doin my shyt, u want it that bad? get the fuck on ur feet, late for work? tough shit, it'll be here when u come home...lol]

check it out

http://www.etradebabymail.com/

No one was injured thankfully.

Walking along at the dog beach yesterday, when a couple coming the other way says "did you see the spinner sharks?"

I had never heard of them before, so they pointed them out to my son and I ....sure enough, not far off shore, out where the surfers hang out....sharks jumping and spinning in the air.

I love the beach...

has two cats that are seriously aggravated with me and likely to hold a grudge for a few days to come. :|

lesson: put the toys away
 

Question of the day...would you rent this? :)
 

"This three bedroom 2 bath 1 car garage home has everything you need. Comes with washer, dryer, refrigerator and stove. Back Yard is fenced in. Located in the south East part of Palm Bay. Quiet neighborhood. Now this house has been reported as haunted, You might hear talking, singing, door slamming, knocks on the door, water faucets turning on..."

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/apa/2203538368.html

OMG how super cool!!!!!!!

I wanna live there!!!!!!!!!!!

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You would seriously live there?