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deb_U_taunt 09-24-2013 02:16 PM

Last text was bested by this one:

This bus smells like bananas

mountainbikedyke 09-24-2013 03:57 PM

WAY too many to count, but all so good.... :)

girllikeu2 09-24-2013 04:48 PM

She said she loved me.

Nat 09-24-2013 10:12 PM

"We will become a lifetime movie about what happens when we win hundreds of millions and split it up...who tries to pretend it was her own ticket not the shared one, who goes off the deep end, who becomes a saint...."

Nic 09-25-2013 08:24 AM

I can't find my socks.

(2 minutes later) It's your fault for knocking them off.

cara 09-25-2013 08:29 AM

"Wakes wakey!"

deb_U_taunt 09-25-2013 02:35 PM

'Don't get me confused with the plunger, I only clean out metaphoric shit'

Blade 09-25-2013 04:02 PM

Why did you leave Dippy fully dressed?

candy_coated_bitch 09-25-2013 06:39 PM

A text complete with pictures asking advice on my friend's dogs' Halloween costumes.

Zimmeh 09-25-2013 07:28 PM

Several from Ruff.
1. Hy let me know that hys coworkers were getting drunk on the charter bus to Georgia.

2. That the whole bus smelled like stinky feet. Lol

3. Hy made it to Georgia safely!

Zimmeh

Zimmeh 09-28-2013 07:35 AM

Received a few from Ruff over the last two days.

1. Letting me know that Hy is doing ok at hys job assignment in Georgia.

2. Letting me know that Hy should have grabbed some heavier socks since it is almost 50 degrees in Georgia.

Zimmeh

Bèsame* 09-28-2013 08:46 AM

Oh, let's say, the texts didn't go thru. But I know what they meant :)

starryeyes 09-28-2013 08:46 AM

I love you!!! I get multiple ILY's, everyday from my babers! :)

Syr 09-28-2013 09:15 AM

From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"

candy_coated_bitch 09-28-2013 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syr (Post 848683)
From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"

I get those a lot too LMAO

MysticOceansFL 09-28-2013 10:37 AM

That I made a 94 out of 100 on my test last Friday .

Miss Scarlett 09-28-2013 11:59 AM

One of my crazier friends texted this to me early this morning. She said that after what her boss put her through last week it's going to be her new profile pic on FB. I nearly choked on my coffee...LOL

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...42292207_n.jpg

ONLY 09-28-2013 05:43 PM

couple of days ago......*hope I don't get in trouble for telling it.....:|*..... "going to shower....wish you were here......"

willow 09-30-2013 12:44 PM

That spatchcock was wild.

Jar 09-30-2013 02:29 PM

I'm ok with that.... :happyjump:


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