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StoneFinn 04-29-2010 04:06 AM

F.Y.I.
 
F.Y.I. -- :police::police::police:

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length
"Is that a harpoon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m
Wow. Do you plug the chickens to make them stop or...

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
This makes it easier for the woman to run over the man.


and I will close this with saying GO FORGETFUL SQUIRRELS!! with this FYI:

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!


always2late 04-29-2010 07:46 AM

FYI
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle

FYI
I obviously have the mind of a 13 year old...because the word "tittle" makes me giggle

Liam 04-29-2010 09:37 AM

There is a rattle-less rattlesnake, which is only found, on Santa Catalina Island.

http://www.sdnhm.org/fieldguide/herps/crot-cat.html

Toph 04-29-2010 10:26 AM

F.Y.I.
 
Saippuakivikauppias is the world's longest single-word palindrome.

finnish to English translation: soap stone merchant

Gemme 04-29-2010 11:02 AM

In Washington state...
 
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

Can you imagine the income brought in if folks were fined for this??? :blink:

The national debt....gone within, maybe, ten years.

Billy 04-29-2010 04:14 PM

Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

Diva 04-29-2010 04:22 PM

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.



(There's a good joke in there somewhere....)



Billy 04-29-2010 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 95239)
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.



(There's a good joke in there somewhere....)



lol There is a good story about olives , but you have to ask Daywalker ! :)

Massive 04-29-2010 04:40 PM

F.Y.I.
 
There is a law from a couple of hundred years back still in effect here in the UK
It states that on one day of the year in a town in Yorkshire, an English gentleman can say one sentence (forgive me, I was told this many years ago and was stoned at the time so I can't remember specifics...), after saying this sentence he can then legally kill a Scotsman with a crossbow! :thinking: :runforhills:

If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over :bobby:

There's more archaic laws still in effect here, but I'll have to come back when I've remembered more of them!

Gemme 04-29-2010 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Massive (Post 95258)
There is a law from a couple of hundred years back still in effect here in the UK
It states that on one day of the year in a town in Yorkshire, an English gentleman can say one sentence (forgive me, I was told this many years ago and was stoned at the time so I can't remember specifics...), after saying this sentence he can then legally kill a Scotsman with a crossbow! :thinking: :runforhills:

If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over :bobby:

There's more archaic laws still in effect here, but I'll have to come back when I've remembered more of them!

Today, I am thankful that I am not a policewoman there. :blink:

Guy 04-29-2010 09:53 PM

If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious

Pixie 04-29-2010 09:53 PM

The tongue is the only body muscle that is attached from one end only.
The shrimp's heart is in its head
Kissing is healthier than shaking hands
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F"
Polar bears with white, fluffy fur actually have black skin

Gemme 04-29-2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy In Florida (Post 95541)
If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious

Big enough to fit on one's head, which is plenty big enough to tinkle in.

But...think about how they will have to clean it. There's fabric in there and padding. Dry clean?

*shrug*


Quote:

Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 95543)
The tongue is the only body muscle that is attached from one end only.
The shrimp's heart is in its head
Kissing is healthier than shaking hands
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F"
Polar bears with white, fluffy fur actually have black skin

The tongue is also the strongest muscle in our body. :cheesy: :tease:

Bonus: the biggest organ is our skin.

Duchess 04-29-2010 10:09 PM

FYI...
 
Once off a human host, crabs can live for 24 hours, making it possible to get crabs during contact with infested bedding or clothing.http://i448.photobucket.com/albums/q...ttao_krebs.gif

Massive 04-29-2010 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 95550)
Big enough to fit on one's head, which is plenty big enough to tinkle in.

But...think about how they will have to clean it. There's fabric in there and padding. Dry clean?

*shrug*


Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy In Florida (Post 95541)
If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious

A :bobby: helmet is big enough ...
And from what I can remember, there's no fabric in there, just a few straps so it can be more firmly attached, but remember, these are pretty archaic laws! I've never known of a pregnant woman actually asking to do this in recent times...

StoneFinn 04-30-2010 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Massive (Post 95600)
A :bobby: helmet is big enough ...
And from what I can remember, there's no fabric in there, just a few straps so it can be more firmly attached, but remember, these are pretty archaic laws! I've never known of a pregnant woman actually asking to do this in recent times...

maybe... if there happens to be any one of our members... who happens to be there.. and happens to be pregnant... maybe she would step up... and experiment... for us all. Ask a bobbie..

please...






and F.Y.I.:

in the US-- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. :|

in Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (ow ow ow ow!!)

and F.Y.I. the :australia:go Aussies section:australia:

- Female vote - Australia was the second country to give women the vote.

-In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalised by the Guinness Book of Records for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. Bob later became the Prime Minister of Australia.

-Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

Diva 04-30-2010 04:43 AM

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.


:chaplin:

Billy 04-30-2010 06:39 AM

In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.
:riding2:

Toph 04-30-2010 12:11 PM

F.Y.I.
 
in 1946 The Montreal Royals signed Jackie Robinson as the first black player in the International Baseball League... the following year, Jackie signed with the Dodgers...Canada always the brides maid never the bride! LOL

http://archives.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/clips/3322/

Billy 05-01-2010 04:51 AM

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.:dance2:


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