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Scorp 07-02-2010 12:51 PM
Like I said...Those are the fools that probably have a dick the size of a gherkin... :rofl:


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Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 143409)
If that was me saying that to you.. I would have at least said... "if that was my stick that hit you, You would have been begging for more!" lol

PinkieLee 07-02-2010 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 143407)
:blink: Nooo not You? Loss for words?? omg (clenches heart) Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww... :raspberry:
I know, right?! I think some people just pull that stuff right outta their asses!! I'm sorry that I let you down ~ I'll start getting together my list of bad pick up line responses ASAP!

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Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 143409)
If that was me saying that to you.. I would have at least said... "if that was my stick that hit you, You would have been begging for more!" lol
PERV... but at least you are cute ;)
Now, don't be using Billy Joe Jim Bob's pick up line on the ladies this weekend!!

JustJo 07-02-2010 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 143395)
... a dick the size of a gherkin....
Oh where was this line when I was bartending???

I used to just tell them that measuring from the asshole forward was cheating... :blink:

Scorp 07-02-2010 02:37 PM
ROFLMMFAO!!! Love your response Jo :cracked:


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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 143493)
Oh where was this line when I was bartending???

I used to just tell them that measuring from the asshole forward was cheating... :blink:

Chancie 07-02-2010 03:24 PM
A line I used once, Would you care to lead me around the dance floor?

hehehe

MissItalianDiva 07-02-2010 03:33 PM
My personal all time favorites

"Stand still so I can pick you up."

Can I take your picture?
Why?
Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas

Well here I am! What were your other two wishes?

I was wondering something about you
Oh yeah what might that be
Do your lips taste as good as they look?

Apocalipstic 07-02-2010 04:08 PM
Wanna do it?

SuperFemme 07-02-2010 04:19 PM
if i have enough to drink i may stand on the dance floor and yell "wanna fuck" during a lull in the music. i heard i'm slutty like that.

The_Lady_Snow 07-02-2010 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 143564)
if i have enough to drink i may stand on the dance floor and yell "wanna fuck" during a lull in the music. i heard i'm slutty like that.
Um.

How come I never got that when we drank together.????

SuperFemme 07-02-2010 04:26 PM
i was thinking it really loud.

Gemme 07-02-2010 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 143150)
In the parking lot of the bookstore...from the (maybe) 20ish young man who held the door open for me...

Have you ever considered the advantages of a friendship with a younger man?
:blink:
Well, to be honest, that's probably the most polite way to ask that question. Points for discretion go to the younger man. :)

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic (Post 143270)
Hey Baby I am just looking for a piece of ass.

:goodluck:
Oh, good. I just passed a truck full of donkeys that would be perfect for you! (My response)

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic (Post 143310)
Another line I have heard more than once is....

"Baybah, you just havent found tha raaiight Mayn"

My go to answer is...

"and let me guess, YOU are the chosen one" :|
Was he wearing sandals and a robe?

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Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 143331)
I totally forgot about this one:

" 'Medusa' huh? I can be your Perseus!!"

(Yeah, cause every woman wants to have her head cut off and used to kill a sea creature)
Everyone has a purpose in life.... :blink:

chefhottie25 07-03-2010 12:48 AM
I have no problem getting out of your bed to make you breakfast in the morning. The few times I went out after work with my chef coat on it actually worked...but mostly it failed.

betenoire 07-03-2010 01:19 AM
True story.

I was on the bus, reading. Which is pretty much what I do - I ride buses and read. Some guy sits beside me and says "hi. what are you reading?" So I show him the cover of my book. (It was Love in the Time of Cholera)

he says "um. What's chool-era?"

game over.

Apocalipstic 07-16-2010 08:56 PM
Fuck me with your vestigial tail!

Seriously, it is a wonder I ever get laid....I think I am funny, Cynthia is mostly creeped out by the weird shit I say. She is a champ putting up with me! :)

Leigh 07-16-2010 09:18 PM
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/n...hall/horny.jpg

skeeter_01 08-24-2010 03:38 PM

What I meant to say: So, can I buy you a drink?

What I did say: So, can I buy you a house?

I had NO idea that was going to come out of my mouth until it did...btw...YES I could buy her a house, NO I didn't get laid....

nicetgurl_30 08-24-2010 03:53 PM
should i call you in the morning or nudge you!

Medusa 08-24-2010 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by nicetgurl_30 (Post 179304)
should i call you in the morning or nudge you!

I'd vote for the nudge ;)

Isadora 08-24-2010 04:35 PM
I just want to bury my face in your cleavage and run my hands through your curls.

Then hys wife showed up. hahahahahaha TAG!

tiggs 08-24-2010 10:52 PM
One of my most memorable, the butch comes sauntering over to the table where I was sitting with a group. No introduction at all, hy simply says to me,

butch: " your a** must be made of onions"

me with a very confused look "why is that?"

butch: "because it's so fine it makes my eyes water"

Had to give hym credit for bravery lol


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