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http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...iflZBCJ2xvJwyl Seems to me, that you're the one that doesn't need a hole to step in to break something and then need stitches and big bandages on your knees! You're dumb luck, you'd slip on all these damn "a-kurns" and need a nurse for a week! (I wish I had a dollar for EVERY one of the acorns - a.k.a. "a-kurns" - in our yard!! I could buy out Bill Gates!) Woff Woff!! I haven't met a tree yet that doesn't step out of my way when I'm in Alpha Bitch mode. *revs up chainsaw* And I wish I had a dollar for every person that THOUGHT they could tie me to a tree and get away with it. The last person that tried, found himself stranded in the woods nekkid, used as squirrel bait. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...d81CcoEWFTLvz- Smooches, Sweet -a.k.a. "High Power Priss with Power Tools*....*wraps herself in Pink Panther bathrobe and goes out to hug some trees* |
I wish I had a dollar for every time the dog whines for water, potty bathroom, etc etc...I'd be rich wow...
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I wish I had a dollar for every time in my life I've been asked....why do you wear a hat?
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My Furkids sat on my computer, book, or newspaper for attention.
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If I had a dollar for every dog poop I ever picked up I could afford to pay someone else to do it. :)
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I wish I had a $ or a £ for every time...
...the Woodipotimus leaves little kitty-claw puncture wounds in my thighs when she jumps up for cuddles.
...the Woodipotimus has managed to jump up on my lap unexecpectedly whilst I have a mug of coffee in my hand. I'd be rich, less punctured and have saved scads of keyboards from sudden death! |
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Her Royal Greyness the Woodipotimus is my 11yr old Russian Blue fur-kid. :D http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2213/...2a2c819a_m.jpg |
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I run through the "checklist" before we leave the house :p
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone asked me if mine were real!
MY EYES, that is! No, I do not wear contacts! |
I wish I had a $ or a £ for every time...
...I woke up on Monday morning and really, really didn't want to go to college.
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I wish a had a dollar for everytime...
I have asked "what aisle is the kitty litter on and do you carry Fancy Feast Garden Medleys White Meat Chicken and Cheddar Cheese Souffle with Garden Greens kitty food?"
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.
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I pick up a card and put it back....doesn't matter the occasion, I have to have the right card for the person I'm buying it for. It has to look right on the outside and the inside text has to be right too. Gosh it is a long drawn out process for me to pick a card.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time "Billy the Exterminator" say "Dude" "whoa dude"
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime The Boy ate the last of something that I either haven't had any of, or only had one serving/packet of.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time Blade sneezed today!! |
i wish i had a dollar for everytime i...
:fart: i could fund a small city :blink: i went to get milk from fridge and there wasnt enough to drown a roach(bc to him it wasnt empty so didnt need to toss out or tell me we were low:| heard the words "im sorry" "i forgot" yeah another small city im sure have gotten up to semi-pee at night.....yeah a vacation for the family to puerto rico |
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I wish I had a $1 for every time I had to pick up after my 19 year old son! It's not that he's not been taught, it's just that he doesn't listen too well and he's a typical college student. Still trying to figure out how to get him to do as I ask w/o having to resort to yelling. :deepthoughts:
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