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I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted
(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell) |
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I will not lose my cool when I feel all :seeingstars:
I will not let customers bully me into getting discounts I will not stop asking questions even when my manager makes me feel stupid for not knowing how to do something I've never done before nor been shown I will not try for anymore promotions, because I like where I'm at I will not forget where I've come from I will not forget my number one supporter is the love of my life, and will not forget to be thankful every day for her :) |
I Will Not...
...call my catdog an asshole...bitchy & territorial yes but not an ass ...ever forget many of the speechless moments shared with Sunshyne ...change my restaurant tipping habits... ...stop being a foodie & enjoying food adventures ...not get at least 2 more tattoos... ...take any minute of life with my honey for granted |
I will not spend the entire day FREAKING OUT because my bra is CREAKING so now I am convinced I have some sort of freakish mammaries or something.
I will not forget to use those nifty filters on fb so I don't accidentally expose my mother to that pic of me getting motorboated at that party...oops. I will not stop reading this thread because it is equal parts adorable, funny, and farts. |
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I will NOT stop calling the catdog an asshole until she stops being one ;)
(Im stubborn) I will NOT forget to pack my toothbrush or hairbrush! (I always do this!) I will NOT forget all the wonderful things my grandmother did in an attempt to give us a normal home life and bring us up right (she is on my mind today) |
I will not.... -Feel bad about sleeping in today. -Swear under my breath the entire time I am pumping gas today. -Stop feeding the racoon family cat food because the crazy neighbor lady doesn't like it. -Show the gym any mercy today. :heavyweight: -Listen when someone tries to tell me that ice cream is better than a snowcone. -Promise that I won't post more things I will not do later in the day/night. |
I will not bite.
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I will not snicker when people try to sign up with screen names like "Pussytoastcrunch" or "CuteClitorisYeast".
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH oh my god, i'm in my office doubled over, laughing so hard i'm crying! |
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LMAO!!!! I will NOT ever think Yeast is cute! I have seen some professional resumes with emails like : SoftnSensuous or BigDaddyJohn....Can we say...NEXT! |
I WILL NOT define myself by someone else's choices.
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I WILL NOT get my ass kicked by my new sparring partner on Sunday.
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I will not.... -Be impatient while waiting for my new plugs to get here. -Wear another pair of blue jeans until winter. -Stop holding the door open for women. -Go see the new HP movie until my best friend gets home :popcorn: I will remind her of how lucky she is. |
I will NOT let my sweet tooth conquer me!
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I will not have more than two cosmos at this patio restaurant in the gorgeous weather!
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I WILL NOT...That is all
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