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Bard 07-14-2011 11:13 PM

I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted

(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell)

little_ms_sunshyne 07-14-2011 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bard (Post 379507)
I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted

(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell)

LMAO~ This thread likes gas! lol

bright_arrow 07-14-2011 11:43 PM

I will not lose my cool when I feel all :seeingstars:
I will not let customers bully me into getting discounts
I will not stop asking questions even when my manager makes me feel stupid for not knowing how to do something I've never done before nor been shown
I will not try for anymore promotions, because I like where I'm at
I will not forget where I've come from
I will not forget my number one supporter is the love of my life, and will not forget to be thankful every day for her :)

Tcountry 07-15-2011 03:20 AM

I Will Not...
...call my catdog an asshole...bitchy & territorial yes but not an ass
...ever forget many of the speechless moments shared with Sunshyne
...change my restaurant tipping habits...
...stop being a foodie & enjoying food adventures
...not get at least 2 more tattoos...
...take any minute of life with my honey for granted


ScandalAndy 07-15-2011 05:49 AM

I will not spend the entire day FREAKING OUT because my bra is CREAKING so now I am convinced I have some sort of freakish mammaries or something.


I will not forget to use those nifty filters on fb so I don't accidentally expose my mother to that pic of me getting motorboated at that party...oops.


I will not stop reading this thread because it is equal parts adorable, funny, and farts.

Inked_Trinity 07-15-2011 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne (Post 379508)
LMAO~ This thread likes gas! lol

( Hangs a little pine tree air freshener )

little_ms_sunshyne 07-15-2011 09:29 AM

I will NOT stop calling the catdog an asshole until she stops being one ;)
(Im stubborn)

I will NOT forget to pack my toothbrush or hairbrush! (I always do this!)

I will NOT forget all the wonderful things my grandmother did in an attempt to give us a normal home life and bring us up right (she is on my mind today)

Holly.88 07-15-2011 11:03 AM

I will not....


-Feel bad about sleeping in today.
-Swear under my breath the entire time I am pumping gas today.
-Stop feeding the racoon family cat food because the crazy neighbor lady doesn't like it.
-Show the gym any mercy today. :heavyweight:
-Listen when someone tries to tell me that ice cream is better than a snowcone.
-Promise that I won't post more things I will not do later in the day/night.

Merlin 07-15-2011 11:05 AM

I will not bite.

little_ms_sunshyne 07-15-2011 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly.88 (Post 379731)
I will not....


-Feel bad about sleeping in today.
-Swear under my breath the entire time I am pumping gas today.
-Stop feeding the racoon family cat food because the crazy neighbor lady doesn't like it.
-Show the gym any mercy today. :heavyweight:
-Listen when someone tries to tell me that ice cream is better than a snowcone.
-Promise that I won't post more things I will not do later in the day/night.

I WILL NOT believe Holly88 will not post more things later :P lol

Admin 07-15-2011 12:02 PM

I will not snicker when people try to sign up with screen names like "Pussytoastcrunch" or "CuteClitorisYeast".

ScandalAndy 07-15-2011 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admin (Post 379752)
I will not snicker when people try to sign up with screen names like "Pussytoastcrunch" or "CuteClitorisYeast".


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH oh my god, i'm in my office doubled over, laughing so hard i'm crying!

little_ms_sunshyne 07-15-2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admin (Post 379752)
I will not snicker when people try to sign up with screen names like "Pussytoastcrunch" or "CuteClitorisYeast".


LMAO!!!! I will NOT ever think Yeast is cute!

I have seen some professional resumes with emails like :

SoftnSensuous or BigDaddyJohn....Can we say...NEXT!

deb_U_taunt 07-15-2011 02:16 PM

I WILL NOT define myself by someone else's choices.

Inked_Trinity 07-15-2011 02:26 PM

I WILL NOT get my ass kicked by my new sparring partner on Sunday.

Holly.88 07-15-2011 03:03 PM

I will not....


-Be impatient while waiting for my new plugs to get here.
-Wear another pair of blue jeans until winter.
-Stop holding the door open for women.
-Go see the new HP movie until my best friend gets home :popcorn: I will remind her of how lucky she is.

little_ms_sunshyne 07-15-2011 03:48 PM

I will NOT let my sweet tooth conquer me!

Soon 07-15-2011 04:15 PM

I will not have more than two cosmos at this patio restaurant in the gorgeous weather!

little_ms_sunshyne 07-15-2011 08:50 PM

I WILL NOT...That is all

swan 07-15-2011 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin (Post 379732)
I will not bite.

What if they say please?


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