That awkward moment when you keep gushing over the unique design of someone's new corset. Only to eventually realize that her Dom put it on her wrong and he is standing there, basking in the glory of how pretty she looks in her new corset-that she is wearing upside down AND off center by about 90 degrees.

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That awkward moment when you bump your own thread so that you can continue to share in others awkward moments and not just your own. :superfunny:

LDR first date. You finally get to meet this wonderful gorgeous, femme woman you've been talking to over long distance for months. She cooks a terrific meal ... steak, baked potatos, salad - all the good stuff. After dinner, you both go into her living room and stretch out on her two long sofas - your heads are close. You talk, talk and laugh so much. I was having the best time ever. We were both laughing so hard out of control ... and then ... I farted ... loudly. That made me laugh even harder. I finally got enough breath to say, "I farted." It took her a minute or two to get enough wind in between hysterical laughter to say, "I know." And we both continued laughing - the kind where my stomach was hurting and I still was unable to stop.

Later, there was discussion about me needing to have a tshirt with this printed on the front: I fart on the first date.
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that awkward moment when you realize you've just had a lovely conversation with the butch of your dreams only to get in the car and see lipstick all over your front tooth in the rearview mirror!

That awkward moment when you type out a post for this thread, hit send and realize you aren't connected to the network......... :seeingstars:

That awkward moment when.... It's Halloween afternoon, you've had a lot of sangria and you are carving a pumpkin praying you don't lose your finger or hand (or nose for that matter) and your boss texts you and you respond with "It's Halloween, I have my hand up a pumpkin - give me 20..)... and then your boss calls the next morning to see how hung over you are.... :byebye:

That awkward moment when...

you and your butch are at your parents house discussing what should be done with the empty lots surrounding their property. :deepthoughts:

When hy says "Turn it into a lesbian trailer park" :shocking:

And it is the first time your father heard of your relationship :blink:

replying to Corky (rep point question)
 

Corkey, hell yes I had fun. I had the time of my life. In fact, I never cared for a woman before or since like this particular woman.

Thanks for rep! :)
(my apology for incorrect spelling of your name in subject line - tried to edit but unable to do so)

Another phone one...
 

That awkward moment when your dress flies in your face and you realize you don't have any panties on.