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Bèsame* 10-12-2012 10:48 PM

Can you say awkward ....

Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all.

As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles!

Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol

tazz 10-12-2012 10:50 PM

you are personal training a client and you let out a fart! :|

jac 10-12-2012 10:54 PM

When...

A staff from another extension in the building is goofing off over the phone and I tell her I can't talk anymore cause I'm kinda busy... So I hang up with her and go back to scraping old tape off the desk where posted signs once were... Just to have a senior staff point out, "You didn't have time to talk with her, why? Oh cause you're scraping off old tape from the desk?" :blush: :superfunny:

cinnamongrrl 10-13-2012 04:49 PM

this increasingly awkward moment.....when your boss is dictating on Dragon...a "love" letter to his new Filipino girl friend.....while you are in the room...and it the letter turns....ummmm.... a bit torrid.....and there's NO WHERE to run to....nowhere to hide..... :|

QueenofSmirks 10-13-2012 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss_J (Post 664623)
That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??

My coworker has twice worn the same skirt inside out. I haven't bothered to tell her because she's a moron who makes my working life a challenge in patience every single day.

Yeah, I'm mean like that.


*Anya* 10-13-2012 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yotlyolqualli (Post 648075)
... when you sit down and pen a hot, graphic, detailed erotic email to your SO and hit SEND, and realize you just sent that highly erotic piece of penmanship to your sister.

Yeah.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toughy (Post 674443)
I did that..... instead of my girl.............laughin....I sent it to my Women's Studies Professor (this was in SE New Mexico) who was a woman............and it was a dirty nasty kinky rape scene story complete with knives and rope and blindfolds.....she never looked at me the same after that........<smirk>

A little more awkward and icky to boot, is when you realize that you sent a verging on porno one to your oldest daughter by accident.

Not the younger one, the much more liberal and open one, but to the older, religious, more prudish one.

This was a couple of years ago and I still am mortified to think of it.

ruffryder 10-13-2012 05:57 PM

you're walking around all day with your zipper down. :|

SugarFemme 10-13-2012 06:42 PM

Two months ago when the kid and I decided to downsize we went looking at apartments. We found a lovely apartment community that were at the foothills of the desert. Top of our city where you could see the lights. We LOVED it here before we even came to look at the apartments themselves. So the woman from the leasing office is showing us the apartment when I noticed she was pregnant. Gawd knows I love babies and everything to do with them, so I had to comment on how beautiful she looked being pregnant. Her response..." Ya know I told my husband I shouldn't wear this shirt because it makes me look nine months pregnant when I am NOT pregnant"!! The look on her face said it all. She was mad LMAO. It was an honest mistake and I apologized profusely like 10 times. Oh well. And by the way, we are living in the exact apartment she showed us two months ago:)

*Anya* 10-13-2012 08:53 PM

I have done this before and it is so embarrassing! Now, if I am unsure, I just say nothing until and if they say something about being pregnant.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneOfAKind (Post 674966)
Two months ago when the kid and I decided to downsize we went looking at apartments. We found a lovely apartment community that were at the foothills of the desert. Top of our city where you could see the lights. We LOVED it here before we even came to look at the apartments themselves. So the woman from the leasing office is showing us the apartment when I noticed she was pregnant. Gawd knows I love babies and everything to do with them, so I had to comment on how beautiful she looked being pregnant. Her response..." Ya know I told my husband I shouldn't wear this shirt because it makes me look nine months pregnant when I am NOT pregnant"!! The look on her face said it all. She was mad LMAO. It was an honest mistake and I apologized profusely like 10 times. Oh well. And by the way, we are living in the exact apartment she showed us two months ago:)


laruss 10-13-2012 09:21 PM

That awkward moment when...
You post something in a thread that you really didn't mean to tell anyone, but because it was part of the story you didn't think :seconddoh:

ruffryder 10-14-2012 07:41 AM

That awkward moment when you already nodded and said yes like 3 times but still have no idea what the person is saying.

Tcountry 10-15-2012 12:06 AM

...you laugh or growl out loud at work...only to have one of the men you supervise look at you with his head cocked to the side, like "what the hell was that all about?"...lol

1PlayfulFemme 10-16-2012 01:32 AM

Talking to my wife on her cell phone while she's at work (probably a no-no)...get a beep from my mother.. I answer...ff to our usual fussing. I click back over to wife...don't even think to say "Hi honey" or "Sorry" before ranting about mom's ridiculousness (accompanied by my usual flowery language) only to hear a soft-spoken middle eastern man say "Umm. Ummm. Actually Jessie will be right with you"

*nodnod*

Never met this man before in my life...cussing like a sailor after 3 months on the ocean! ;)

easygoingfemme 10-16-2012 01:21 PM

That awkward moment when in the middle of a counseling session with a client he stops to ask me if I will be intimate with him.

:blink:

ruffryder 10-19-2012 08:07 AM

That awkward moment when you work overnights and you're confused with your days and nights and the date. You think it's morning when you wake up at 5 pm. :|

cinnamongrrl 10-21-2012 06:50 PM

that awkward moment when you have already been to 3 stores....and then realize that your shirt is inside out..... i wondered why the girl at barnes and noble was looking at me funny..... :blink:

little_ms_sunshyne 10-21-2012 10:10 PM

That awkward moment when someone is telling you a joke and it was just not funny or you just don't get it and they are waiting for you to just die laughing. You then fake an awkward laugh and they want to elaborate on the joke but you really have nothing to say. Ummmmmmmmm...Yep!

SleepyButch 10-21-2012 10:40 PM

That awkward moment when I'm in my room and my sister is talking to me from the other room, she comes in and asks me a question about what she is saying and realizes I am not paying attention so she bops me on the head.:seeingstars:

cinnamongrrl 10-26-2012 05:43 PM

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN>>>>>

your client is watching a sub titled asian film on netflix.....no doubt because he has a new asian gf.....and it gets x rated in no time at all....:|

awkward AND icky :blink:

Gemme 10-26-2012 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563 (Post 684853)
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN>>>>>

your client is watching a sub titled asian film on netflix.....no doubt because he has a new asian gf.....and it gets x rated in no time at all....:|

awkward AND icky :blink:

Nonconsensual porn! Ick.


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