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UofMfan 11-28-2012 08:58 AM

On one side:

Reading lamp
Saline solution
Glass of water
Phone
Bottle of Zinc tablets


On the other side:

Kindle
Cell phone
Phone charger
Notebook
Pen

No gun(s) here, thank you.

Talon 11-28-2012 09:43 AM

Hmmm...let's see..
 
1) My dark red horse lamp.

2) A leather coaster w/ a glass of water.

3) The book I'm reading currently.

4) A sandalwood candle.

5) Kiehl's lip balm #1

6) Secret Wonderland hand creme

7) A black sleeping mask

8) A small jar of Creme De La Mer

girl_dee 11-28-2012 10:56 AM

a pouch with my puffers and kleenex if i need it

my kindle

a reading lamp

a flashlight

Hello Kitty Glitter plush

Rockinonahigh 11-28-2012 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 708156)
The 5 people on this short thread who mentioned they have guns next to their bed, are all of you serious?

I guess since the whole "having the gun at the ready", is so far outside of my experience, I sometimes wonder if people are just pulling our legs and I am the only one who doesn't know this.

No judgement, it just really throws me when I read things like this.

So, was anybody kidding (maybe you, Clay?)?


I ashure you I wasn't kidding.I moved into a new place ten years ago but didnt think it was one of the worst parts of my town.My house was broken into with me on the phone calling to cops and the perp laughing at the whole thing while he was trying to got the door open,if it hadnt been I shot a hole in the door a foot oever his head I most likely wouldnt be hear to type this plus the house across the street was a crack house..no joke.I had no place else to go so I stayed untill I had enough cash to move.Now I take no chances.

dixie 11-28-2012 11:28 AM

Top Tier:
- reading lamp
- glasses
- Motorola Xoom
- LG Intuition and bluetooth, with chargers
- bottle of water
- acid reflux meds (freakin 2am heartburn from hell)

Bottom Tier:
- subwoofer thingy for the surround sound (yes, I have surround sound in my bedroom as well as the living room)
- antique glass urn (full of coins)
- Hitachi (no, I do not listen to porn in surround sound)
- remotes for tv, dvd, surround sound, PS3 controller (so I'm a gamer, ok)
- wireless keyboard and mouse (because my pc is hooked up to the 32" flat screen on the wall)
- .38 special (cause I'm that kinda girl)




dixie 11-28-2012 11:33 AM

Hmm....never really thought about the gun thing. I grew up with a grandma who wore a garter gun. I also have 2 guns on top of the china cabinet in the dining room, another revolver in my closet (which I usually forget about and falls on my head when I'm trying to reach for stuff), and a gun safe with rifles and shotguns, along with the antique weaponry that has been passed down to me. For me, I think it's just how I was raised. *shrug*

jules5041 11-28-2012 11:56 AM

On my bedside table is my kindle fire, my pill box, my lamp, Hello Kitty IPod dock alarm, Blistex, a Dr. Pepper and at this moment some Kleenex.

Jules

imperfect_cupcake 11-28-2012 12:01 PM

reading lamp.
electric cig
two fashion magazines
cell phone

I like the table free from crap. I'm not a stuff person. My laptop is my stereo and my tv as well as my computer. I like everything to fit into one load of a minivan.

Granted, now that I've got my furniture back, that's not possible. but having learned to live without "stuff" the last 10 years, I really can't see the point in much of it. I've got nothing worth stealing except my laptop and my phone. I rather like it that way.

Katniss 11-28-2012 01:02 PM

Table #1

Lamp
Dust

Table #2

Lamp
Blackberry (serves as alarm clock)
Dust (came as a matching set see table #1)

Notes to self;

Use caution when planning surprise visit to those who list both "firearms" and "glasses" in case of a "shoot first, put glasses on later" policy.

Decide if I am in a "carrot or stick" mood when visiting those with both treats/cookies next to tasers/knives/teargas, etc.

Srsly. debating on pros/cons of mustard vs. choclate in the bedroom.....

Katniss~~(feeling ashamed my tables are so lacking in interest compared to rest of planet...*sigh*)

Parker 11-28-2012 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 708323)
Notes to self;

Use caution when planning surprise visit to those who list both "firearms" and "glasses" in case of a "shoot first, put glasses on later" policy.

This made me lol irl.

Ginger 11-28-2012 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okiebug61 (Post 708169)
My side of the bed. Lamp, bottle of water, alarm clock,

Red's side of the bed, (am I suppose to even know) it's kind of like her purse, I'm afraid to look. :-)



Funny!!! :)

Bleu 11-28-2012 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixie (Post 708277)
Hmm....never really thought about the gun thing. I grew up with a grandma who wore a garter gun. I also have 2 guns on top of the china cabinet in the dining room, another revolver in my closet (which I usually forget about and falls on my head when I'm trying to reach for stuff), and a gun safe with rifles and shotguns, along with the antique weaponry that has been passed down to me. For me, I think it's just how I was raised. *shrug*


Ditto, pretty much, except the grandma with a garter gun. My grandma had hers in her purse. She had fire engine red hair. Her name was Dolly Clements who came from hearty pioneer stock.

puddin' 11-28-2012 02:57 PM

a usb stick, a book, 2 photos and a glass o' water...


solly, no guns.

cara 11-28-2012 03:01 PM

giggle
 
my bedroom is only wide enough for my full-size bed, so I don't have a bedside table. :-)

starryeyes 11-28-2012 03:02 PM

Embarrassing enough, I have 2 empty coconut water containers that I need to throw away, bobby pins, some loose money and a cleaning product. Maybe I should use the cleaning product and clean it off. Haha!

Sparkle 11-28-2012 03:15 PM

My bedside table:

A lamp
A coaster, a half glass of tepid water from last night

A stack of books including:
Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino
The Essential Neruda: Selected Poems (Spanish and English) by Pablo Neruda
The Leather Daddy and the Femme by Carol Queen
Matisse Stories by A.S. Byatt
Night Watch by Sarah Waters
The Penelopiad: The Myth of Penelope and Odysseus by Margaret Atwood

My kindle on top of the stack of books
My sleep mask, 2 pair of earrings and a few random hairbands on top of the kindle

on the lower shelf:
A box of keepsakes (love letters, ticket stubs etc)
A box of tissue


His bedside table:

At least 4 books
An assortment of magazines
ibuprofen, lotion, random extra toiletries

dixie 11-28-2012 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleu (Post 708354)
Ditto, pretty much, except the grandma with a garter gun. My grandma had hers in her purse. She had fire engine red hair. Her name was Dolly Clements who came from hearty pioneer stock.

Mine also had the red hair. Her last name was Wingfield. She always claimed to be "kin" to the Hatfields....a distant cousin or some such. lol

Zimmeh 11-28-2012 03:55 PM

On my night table:

Crabtree & Evelyn's Nantucket Briar dusting powder
Bath & Body Works lavender and vanilla sleep lotion
Loccitane en Provance's mango shea butter hand cream
Two pictures
My iPhone 4S and charger

Zimmeh

Greyson 11-28-2012 03:58 PM

Bedside Table 1

Books
Reading Glasses
Reading lamp
Cell Phone
T.V.
Lip Balm
Water

Bedside Table 2

Reading Light
Electronic Digital Photo Frame
Radio
Baseball Bat (Just in Case)

Zimmeh 11-28-2012 04:04 PM

When Ruff and I moved into our apartment it was all good. One day I saw what was going in around me and we got our little Chihuahua less than a month after moving in. She is one hell of an alarm when someone knocks and I'm thankful we got her :)

Zimmeh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh (Post 708274)
I ashure you I wasn't kidding.I moved into a new place ten years ago but didnt think it was one of the worst parts of my town.My house was broken into with me on the phone calling to cops and the perp laughing at the whole thing while he was trying to got the door open,if it hadnt been I shot a hole in the door a foot oever his head I most likely wouldnt be hear to type this plus the house across the street was a crack house..no joke.I had no place else to go so I stayed untill I had enough cash to move.Now I take no chances.



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