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This isn't exactly a blind date story but rather a "date to not go on" story.Back in the day when I went to the bars a lot, I was sitting in the quiet bar of a club I patronized. There was a woman who lived in a small town outside Houston who would come in sometimes on Fridays and I had thought she was nice looking and decided I would ask her out for dinner. Now mind you she lived in some podunk country town and had a bunch of kids which usually is not the kind of women I dated. So this Friday she comes in and I am sitting there sipping my beer. She comes in kind of out of breath carrying this package wrapped in white paper and hands it to the bartender and says: can you put this in the cooler for me?. The bartender says: what is it? Then the woman proceeds to tell us that its a snake she just ran over in the road on the way into Houston. She went into detail about how she had crossed into the next lane to purposefully hit it and then some guy saw it too and they fought over it on the side of the road. So I asked her, what are you going to do with it and she said she was going to eat the meat and make the hide into a belt. *laughs*. WEll, I just kept sipping my beer and decided I really didn't need to take this gal out to dinner, so it was a date I was glad I missed.

best story ever!

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Originally Posted by T4Texas (Post 327054)

This isn't exactly a blind date story but rather a "date to not go on" story.Back in the day when I went to the bars a lot, I was sitting in the quiet bar of a club I patronized. There was a woman who lived in a small town outside Houston who would come in sometimes on Fridays and I had thought she was nice looking and decided I would ask her out for dinner. Now mind you she lived in some podunk country town and had a bunch of kids which usually is not the kind of women I dated. So this Friday she comes in and I am sitting there sipping my beer. She comes in kind of out of breath carrying this package wrapped in white paper and hands it to the bartender and says: can you put this in the cooler for me?. The bartender says: what is it? Then the woman proceeds to tell us that its a snake she just ran over in the road on the way into Houston. She went into detail about how she had crossed into the next lane to purposefully hit it and then some guy saw it too and they fought over it on the side of the road. So I asked her, what are you going to do with it and she said she was going to eat the meat and make the hide into a belt. *laughs*. WEll, I just kept sipping my beer and decided I really didn't need to take this gal out to dinner, so it was a date I was glad I missed.

So I take it you don't eat Snake? Or don't have a snake skin belt.. lol

So I take it you don't eat Snake? Or don't have a snake skin belt.. lol <<strappie

Lets just say that I don't believe for a minute it really tastes like chicken. Im pretty butch and that gal scared me a little. *laughs*

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Originally Posted by T4Texas (Post 327081)

Alittle??? haha Sounds almost like you ran out the bar!! lol