People are nasty (me included)


When I worked for a major airline back in my early 20's, someone actually wrapped a turd in a newspaper and shoved it in a seatback pocket. :|

:| <----my keeping-my-mouth-shut-at-this-question face

mwah

I always forget about your delicate nature.

Silly me.

The absolutely funniest thread ever! Thank You All!!!
 

adding fuel to the fire...

as a young dumbass i was driving home from a party... tequilla and lime all nite...
could barely see... had to throw up and didnt wanna pull over or didnt have time... was sorta in a daze... just going on automatic at the time... so anyway... the urge to hurl came so fast i just turned my head to chuck out the window while i kept driving...
woulda been fine... but.. the window was up...
the backsplash got me and caused more vomit... this time on my passenger seat... luckily i was alone... i just couldnt look at the chunks on my window...
it took days and bunches of $$ in cleaners to get that smell outta my car...

I so relate to this! I have that reserve, too! And frankly, I really don't want to know some stuff even when I do get to know you!!!

ARGH... sometimes I wish I had a better sense of humor... drunk driving tales are just not funny to me at all. Might have something to do with my mother being hit by one before all the stricter laws that had 9 priors. She had just recouperated from a second back surgery and had a good result. After that, she loved a life of pain and disability. Then there was my 16 year old friend that was wrapped around a tree and died from another drunk driver. She was just driving home from school.

Just not funny. There are some funny stories about being shit-faced while not driving. But, it wasn't really very funny when my son called me to tell me a friend of his at college died from alcohol poisening at age 18.

OK, pounce on me for being a stick in the mud...

nope... no pouncing... i have lost family to drink drivers... more than once...
thats why i started out by admitting what a dumbass young punk i was...
sadly... its not the only time i ever was dwi...
i could make excuses... but.. there are none... i was a punk... and a dumbass...

Thank you... we all have done way dumb stuff.

Come Ride The Shitty Skies....
 

LOLOL...That's sick and funny at the same time...

Imagine the look on that person's face when they went to open the newspaper...LMFAO...Sick bastids...