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ETA: Oops I was editing and lost my "displayable"! Here it is again, and really hope this lamp was used according to manufacturers recommendations! (or at least unplugged :l )

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hmm...
You'd think when someone mentions Dolphin dildo, some outsider might say "aquatic bestiality?" :computer2:
Up until 5 years ago, i was clueless about dolphin dildoes {heard of 'em, never seen}....
This thread enlightened me that as a lesbian, i'm supposed to love 'em..
:sushi: :blah:

derail...
 

I read this as Unicorn. Too many pictures of dildo unicorn horns...

Carry on...

We don't have to put it in the living room do we baby? :|
...just wondering how I'll explain the displayable dolphin dildo to our mothers when they visit....

Unless Mom's got one too?


Breaking The Stereotype Of Cis, Straight Moms Across The Globe,
Dylan

seriously, this whole dolphin thing reminds me of a part in "Made of Honor", a botched bachelorette party, turned out to be a sex-toy "fuckerware" party, the Grandmother figured a set of glow-in-the-dark anal Beads was a necklace.....
Wore to the wedding also.. :tea:
:blink:

My mother would do that :|

So...to make amends for my derail...here's some more....

I prefer plain ol' chapstick to lipstick. if I wear lipstick, it will not be red, ever.

I wore cowboy boots, and english riding boots, and rubber "mucking out the stalls" boots most of my young years...I like boots.

I do like pink, and lavendar....however, I don't care for glitter, sparkly stuff, or frilly things in general.

One of my favorite toys is the pressure washer (for the house...makes it all clean and nice and washes off all the grime the cars stir up from the street).

I am not afraid of snakes...in fact I was rather enjoying a reptile exhibit just this morning with a variety of snakes (and a blue-tongued skink, which was very cool). I don't want to handle them, but I don't mind them.

I am extremely analytical when it comes to work. Professionally, I am a project manager - and it's my responsibility to marshall diverse groups of people that don't agree and are too busy to take on more work (and that I ask to do just that) towards a common goal. I rock my job.

And, while I tihnk dolphins are beautiful I am inordinately fond of giraffes. The idea of a giraffe dildo, however, just scares me. :|
(sorry honey, couldn't resist :giggle: )

I love giraffes too! I am not a knick knacky type, but I do have a few giraffe things people have given me. I have a giraffe made out of rope and one that is metal.

are you trying to fool me or the fine folk of this site with that big ol fat lie???

Shopping, especially in malls - buzzy, flickery fluorescent lighting! - usually makes me wanna die.

I eat salads

And I like banana daiquiris with whipped cream and umbrellas and a whole fruit salad adorning the glass


Dylan

Come to Austin!


Weeeeeeeeee Havvvvvvvvvvvvve A Blennnnnnnnnnnn-der (we can make all you want, and bananas are the cheapest thing around),
Dylan

• I'm a perpetual Mallrat...
My hangout was "Plaza Las Americas", I knew when the 'Geezers'{no offense} would show up for their Morning Walk n Kvetch, I knew the perfect "pick-up" spots, and of course where to go for "Privacy", I also knew what food place was worth every penny, and which to avoid like the fucking PLAGUE....

• I'll happily watch a Romantic Comedy or DocuDrama any day of the week and twice on Sunday over Action/Adventure....

• Love Dancing, like someone who posted here earlier, I can be a Bi-Dancer{NOT bi, nothing against bi, just..not my orientation}, and yes, like the other Poster, for comic relief, I'll exaggerate a few moves....

• The very rare few times I've received flowers , after the surprise wears off, I actually stare and smile, I think I still have 2 flowers dried in a book...

• I enjoy Lavender scented Baths...

• Although I'll stick Mostly to Jack Daniels, Cutty Sark, and the occasional Patrón Silver, I looooove a good "fancy" cocktail...Bloody Mary, Tequila Sunrise, Appletini & Sangria are top faves...

A fue years ago I was in Ft.Worth for a big horse show and had a whole day and night I was free to just relax.A bunch of us got together and went to some bar I cant remember the name of to save my life,prolly good I cant to tell the truth.I tryed a tuquila sunrise ..now I remember the first one but after that not so much,lets just say some where there is a vidio of me on top of the bar dancing with a hot lady,yep it was one of those dirty danceing things.I when I saw the tape I thought I would just die of embarasment cause there were ppl I would rather not see me in such a state there as well.I think I got rid of all the copyies but herd there is one more somewhere...That was then this is now...heck I would like to see it again cause I never thought I could move like that.

Somewhere back when I was in my 30s, my very femme, former beauty queen gf threw me a birthday party and got me drunk enough to get her old tiara on my head and take photos. I've actually shown a few folks the photos (well before they got lost in a move). She also had her scarey snake out of its cage that night too.

Afternoon everyone,hope ur day is good.I thought I would add a fur mor goodies to the list.

I cry at sad movies,red nose and all.
Love to be out camping but will bring a camp cot and blowup mattress to sleep on cause my back couldnt take sleeping on the ground anymore
love roses but have a black thumb so I cant grow a weed if I tryed.
Often I wonder how I got to this stage of my life as well as I have,just lucky I gess.
I have raised orphan fur kids on a bottle, when they r really tiny keep them in my shirt pocket to stay warm...I get some strange looks when they start moveing around.
I always have loved misic but cant play a note or cary a tune in a bucket.
Many times I have often wondered how I come across to other ppl,good bad or otherwise.Not long ago I accidently met someone at a local resturant that I sorta know from an online site and there reaction was ...Your so and so with a straneg look on there face.Really this isnt the first time this has happen
Im an old softie but not any kind of push over,Id rather be a peace maker if possable.

I've read this several different times. I had to really think about if I wanted to say anything. I didn't really want this to be a discussion kind of thread but, I choose not to let this just pass by.

Andrew - I appreciate your participation in this thread but I don't understand this. The words above, in bold, not only go against the spirit of the thread but they go so far beyond "qualifying and justifying" to a level that I just find offensive. Personal preference is one thing, and I probably would have just let it go, but adding the "Oh hell no" part at the end just crossed a line for me.

My point in creating this thread was to try to counteract some of the "x is ok but y isn't" crap that many of us face almost everyday. In one quick comment you've managed to do exactly that - liking X is ok... but only if they're not Y. And you did it in a way that feels really unnecessary and just plain icky to me.

sometimes i stomp my foot if really frustrated or angry!

one time? i farted and burped.
without using terms like "fluff" and "frog".

she said fluff and frog :cracked::rofl:

what? stop laughing. :fastdraq:

Lovely thread
 

:fart: omg you all hear that frog??????

i also happen to have an amazing right hook. :seeingstars:

its called breaking the stereotype,NOT breaking a jaw...dayuuuuuum lol

oh. oopsie.

one time i spit. :mohawk:

Ugh. I am reminded of crashing my father's brand new bike into a brick wall (flipping stiff clutch and mouthy father) the week I was learning to ride many decades ago... I like fast cars much better thanks... no bruises and less chance of dying.

Thank you gayla for addressing this... I am a Daddy, a Femme Daddy, and well we kinda know that is a breaking of the stereoptype.

I am speaking for all the Femme Daddy's I know who would be offended..

It sucks when someone comes in and tries to put us down for who we are..

Just sayin

My question is, why post it in the first place?

*raises hand*

I can answer I can answer!!!!