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Jesse 08-15-2010 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 175078)


i wish i were a bird


You got it! :)

http://food.thefuntimesguide.com/ima...-goodrob13.jpg


I wish my house was all unpacked and everything in it's place.

ravfem 08-15-2010 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 175212)


I wish my house was all unpacked and everything in it's place.

Ta-da! *smiling proudly* i've unpacked the house!
Hope you can find anything!

i wish it was 70F and breezy outside today

Jesse 08-15-2010 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 175221)
Ta-da! *smiling proudly* i've unpacked the house!
Hope you can find anything!

i wish it was 70F and breezy outside today

Wish granted!

http://www.therockfan.com/MistingFan-large.jpg


I wish that my bedroom and bathroom were painted

ravfem 08-15-2010 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 175229)


I wish that my bedroom and bathroom were painted


Wish soooo granted!!

http://www.frontiernet.net/~craigsz/...werstripes.jpg

http://www.aboutbar.com/wp-content/u...-laufen-01.jpg

i wish i could sing like Janis Joplin

dark_crystal 08-20-2010 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 175236)
i wish i could sing like Janis Joplin


How did Janis sing? Janis sang while attired in round spectacles!


http://images.halloweencostumes.com/a_round_glasses.jpg

put these on before you start singing. wish granted!

i wish i had an iphone

Jesse 08-20-2010 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 177774)
i wish i had an iphone


Wish granted!

http://img.cellular-news.com/story/2..._the_Eye_2.jpg

I wish that I had a supply of bike tubes here!

dark_crystal 08-23-2010 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 177776)
Wish granted!

http://img.cellular-news.com/story/2..._the_Eye_2.jpg

I wish that I had a supply of bike tubes here!


PearlsNLace 08-23-2010 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal;178699i wish i had a sinecure[/COLOR
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Wish Granted! Your new position is Royal Grand Pumbaa of Planeteer randomness. Your Salary will be 50 marbles. And a cookie. Annually.

I wish I had a Roomba vaccume cleaner, to manage all this dog hair!!

Jesse 08-23-2010 02:50 PM

Wish granted! After using the Roomba on your dog, this is what it looks like...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__V1GJlBady...+sheep+dog.jpg

I wish that someone would come to my house and weed eat the yard for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PearlsNLace (Post 178836)
Wish Granted! Your new position is Royal Grand Pumbaa of Planeteer randomness. Your Salary will be 50 marbles. And a cookie. Annually.

I wish I had a Roomba vaccume cleaner, to manage all this dog hair!!


NJFemmie 08-23-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 178845)
Wish granted! After using the Roomba on your dog, this is what it looks like...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__V1GJlBady...+sheep+dog.jpg

I wish that someone would come to my house and weed eat the yard for me.

WHAM!

http://www.treehugger.com/goat-eating-flowers.jpg
I hope you like goats.

I wish someone would bring me a NYC slice of Pizza.

princessbelle 08-23-2010 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 178873)
I wish someone would bring me a NYC slice of Pizza.

http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-conte...gest-pizza.jpg

Scooby Doo!!!! Wish granted!!!! Hope you have a lot of room in your fridge.

I wish I had a new alarm clock.

dark_crystal 08-23-2010 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 178889)
http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-conte...gest-pizza.jpg

Scooby Doo!!!! Wish granted!!!! Hope you have a lot of room in your fridge.

I wish I had a new alarm clock.

wish granted!

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/love...re/rooster.jpg

i wish i had a butler

princessbelle 08-23-2010 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 178905)

i wish i had a butler

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/c...aroo/Lurch.jpg
Wish granted!!!!!

I wish I had a hot tub

Jesse 08-23-2010 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 178924)

I wish I had a hot tub

Wish granted! Enjoy!

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_I8loBpPCrmw/Rl...k/IMG_3156.JPG

Wish I had a banana split with hot fudge

Arwen 08-23-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 178941)
Wish I had a banana split with hot fudge

Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Bop!

You have a banana split with hot fudge. Unfortunately it's one of the wax display varieties.

I wish I had June's hot shoes.

dark_crystal 08-25-2010 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 179046)
Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Bop!

You have a banana split with hot fudge. Unfortunately it's one of the wax display varieties.

I wish I had June's hot shoes.

http://chzifshoescouldkill.files.wor...cb14f123a9.jpg

can't wear'em till the day after Thanksgiving!!!
i wish i had an evil twin

ravfem 08-25-2010 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 179586)



i wish i had an evil twin

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BpYCOmTaop...0/evilTwin.jpg

Congratulations jenny, you have an evil twin! :cheesy:

i wish i had a buffet of fresh fruit for lunch today

dark_crystal 08-25-2010 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 179601)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BpYCOmTaop...0/evilTwin.jpg

Congratulations jenny, you have an evil twin! :cheesy:

i wish i had a buffet of fresh fruit for lunch today

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpr...9263277612.jpg

some fresher than others, i admit
i wish i had minions

Arwen 08-30-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 179611)

i wish i had minions


I just gave you a hundred minions. Unfortunately the talent agency doesn't hear so well so this what you got:
http://stevesfishingsupplies.com/Cat.../Minnows_2.jpg

I wish I had all my rowdy friends here with me now.

Sachita 08-30-2010 11:59 AM

I wish I had a bad ass Harley trike

Outlaw 08-30-2010 12:12 PM

In exchange for room and board
 
this young man is offering up his bad ass and his harley trike...http://artbikerworld.files.wordpress...0/trike4-1.jpg

I wish I had a sensible man-purse...

Sachita 08-30-2010 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Outlaw (Post 182478)
this young man is offering up his bad ass and his harley trike...http://artbikerworld.files.wordpress...0/trike4-1.jpg

I wish I had a sensible man-purse...

Thats pretty awesome but I need one to fit my stuff and a place for my toy poodle.

Outlaw 08-30-2010 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sachita (Post 182483)
Thats pretty awesome but I need one to fit my stuff and a place for my toy poodle.

http://motoaus.com/images/stories/fe...a/Tricycle.jpg

any Bettah? Roomy AND Shady...

dark_crystal 08-30-2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 182442)
I just gave you a hundred minions. Unfortunately the talent agency doesn't hear so well so this what you got:
http://stevesfishingsupplies.com/Cat.../Minnows_2.jpg

I wish I had all my rowdy friends here with me now.



i wish i could un-read all of my favorite books

Sachita 08-30-2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outlaw (Post 182485)

yeah and i can take a nap when i get tired. maybe fit a bar back there. lets put a disco ball back there!

chefhmboyrd 08-30-2010 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sachita (Post 182515)
yeah and i can take a nap when i get tired. maybe fit a bar back there. lets put a disco ball back there!


http://www.costumedogs.com/images/03-20-2006.jpg
ready to ride

Arwen 08-31-2010 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 172752)
This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it!

The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless.

3. The 2nd poster then wishes for something of their own.

For example:

First person: I wish I had a 100" tv

Second person: Wish granted! You now have a tv that is 100" wide and 2" tall. (Then make your own wish)

I'll start: I wish I had a million dollars.

Gentle reminder of how this game thread is played. :)

I wish I had some Iron Fist stilettos.

chefhmboyrd 08-31-2010 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 183181)
Gentle reminder of how this game thread is played. :)

I wish I had some Iron Fist stilettos.

PRESTO!
http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/produc...79360_exlg.jpg
these look familiar???????

i wish i had a pair of steel toed ropers for work..........

dark_crystal 08-31-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 183193)
PRESTO!
http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/produc...79360_exlg.jpg
these look familiar???????

i wish i had a pair of steel toed ropers for work..........

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/up...ve_cowboy3.jpghttp://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/up...ve_cowboy3.jpg

i wish i hadn't tried to post that Hank video up there :(

Outlaw 08-31-2010 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 183198)
i wish i hadn't tried to post that Hank video up there :(

I'm sorry you regret posting that "Hank (sex tape) http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2009/...%26Hank927.jpg
video, I'm sure folks here are going to forget about it in no time... the twist, Baskett and Baskett are contesting the release and suing you for their combined net worth of 16 Million Dollars, besides, both Philadelphia Eagles fans are pissed off at you.

I Still Wish For a Man-Purse!


dark_crystal 08-31-2010 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Outlaw (Post 183396)
I Still Wish For a Man-Purse!

they said it was a man...

http://s4.thisnext.com/media/largest...n/D7682525.jpg

i wish i could stop time

Arwen 08-31-2010 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 183412)


i wish i could stop time

http://www.grannygear.com/Assets/Ima...mmer_Time_.jpg

Sorry about the earworm...

I wish someone would do my mountain of laundry for me.

dark_crystal 08-31-2010 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 183430)
I wish someone would do my mountain of laundry for me.

i'm here to wash your clothes!

http://kimlmorrison.files.wordpress....uddy-grace.jpg

i wish i had a dog nanny

Outlaw 08-31-2010 07:43 PM

Wish Granted - Here is your dog nanny
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 183576)
i wish i had a dog nanny

This Dog Nanny even helps with Toilet Training

http://img1.eyefetch.com/Portfolio%5Cpotto%5C50434.jpg


I wish I could see the Northern Lights...

Julie 08-31-2010 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Outlaw (Post 183585)
I wish I could see the Northern Lights...

http://www.designer-daily.com/wp-con...hern-light.jpg

I wish I had an Emu **

Spirit Dancer 08-31-2010 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfiniteFemme (Post 183594)

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/o...era/avatar.jpg

I wish for a genie:moonstars:

Arwen 08-31-2010 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 183627)
I wish for a genie:moonstars:


http://www.redamedia.com/bubbles/genie.jpg It's kind of full, but it is a Genie!

I wish I had a plane ticket to New York

pajama 08-31-2010 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 183684)

I wish I had a plane ticket to New York

http://preschool-crafts.net/wp-conte...orwzmedium.jpg
http://www.notduck.com/images08/ga_corneliaapple.jpg

Plane to Big Apple...you got it.

I wish I had more time on Sunday.

Arwen 08-31-2010 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajara2 (Post 183703)
I wish I had more time on Sunday.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:K...rike-1.jpg&t=1

I cleared up a few hours for you but some folks are gonna be a bit miffed.


I wish I had an 8-5 M-F job.

Jesse 09-01-2010 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 183707)

I wish I had an 8-5 M-F job.

Wish Granted!! I think it's pretty cool that you are into cleaning sewers!

http://strangefunnyworld.com/wp-cont...er-cleaner.jpg


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