Better play on the old?


I wish I had a dollar for every time I had a dime.

I have to run the vacuum back and forth over a some lint before it finally sucks it up, yet get within 10 ft of a throw rug with fringe and it turns into a vortex from a tornado.

I Wish I Had a Dollar for Every Time...

A patient called me (the provider) yelling about a change in their health insurance-a higher copay, a deductible, a non-covered charge. They chose the policy, not me.

Do they not realize that it is easier for me to NOT send them a bill?

:)

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I wish I had a dollar for every time...
 

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone alluded to the fact that I am "gay" and that I do not know what certain things are because... "we have sex differently" and ppl in the str8 world... if they only knew about BFP and the posts on here, it would open a few eyes, quite wide *shakes my head*

I wish I had a dolla for every time hetrosexuals are absolutely amazed (mouth drops open and eyes pop out) when they hear that penis of sorts are not an absolutely "must have" in lesbian sex.

Ohh... how about this one. I wish I had a dolla for every time people come into the station and say "there's bags on that pump, does that mean it's closed?".......... YES! It means its closed! Use one of the ohta 21 pumps....

For everytime I picked my cats up and off my computer keyboard grrr...

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone asked me why I was single. But I bet they wish they had a dollar for everytime I said that I was picky ;)

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giving crashhere4eva a Dollar.:blink: I didn't know, or I wouldn't have asked (?)

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I hear a parent tell their kid that if they don't behave I will arrest them! First off, great way to scare the shit out of kids and make them hate cops FOREVER! Second, maybe I should arrest Your dumbass for telling your kid such a dumbass thing!! Grrrrr

I wish I had a dollar for every time my dog tried to lick me. I love you but Yuck...

So many things....
 

I wish i had a dollar for everytime
... i called someone a crackhead or crackbaby--i dunno why i do that except that i cant get away with calling them dumbasses!(to often)
...i :fart:
...cigarette i ever smoked!!
...i asked myself "what the fuck was i thinking"

I wish I had a dollar for every time some idiot says my name wrong!! Don't get me wrong, I. Agree is it spelled "wrong" but after I correct you with the proper pronunciation, I would appreciate you calling me my Name and not the same dumb ass way you did and continue to do! Ughhhhh I have worked here 5 years now and still have a member of command call me the wrong fucking name!

For everytime I got flipped off during the day. :sunglass:

I wish I had a dollar
 

for every time my house mates dog barked.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I had the munchies. I would be a millionaire twenty times overs!

I wish I had a dollar for every time...
 

a dollar
 

I wish I had a dollar for every Vital sign I have taken in my life. I would be rich!!!
:canadian::canadian::canadian::canadian::canadian: :canadian:

....for every time some butch told me hy was gonna rock my world.....wouldn't have to work for a living.

Wish I had a dollar for every time someone claimed to have a strong work ethic and didn't.

For every time my best friend misses a turn or an exit when she is taling to me. Ha

... a writer promised to deliver their story by deadline, and missed.

...for every time I spent 50 cents.

Someone called me sir.

Someone said "everything happens for a reason"



And what reason do we have for all the awful things that happen? The reasons are not good enough!

Said,oh shit!

Wish I had a dollar....
 

For every time I said the wrong thing...

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*face palm*
 

...for every time someone said "you don't look Native American"---good lord I could pay off my medical school loans! (or buy house....maybe a tipi LOL!)

I wish I had a dollar for every person that forgets their passwords on Mondays. Really, any day. The repeat offenders would have me living the good life in Cayman Islands!

someone said, "You must be so patient", just because I am a special education teacher.

Folks I don't do the job because I am patient. I do it because I get thinking a bit differently. ;)

For every time someone calls me..........little girl!!