overheard 2 young guys with an xbox game
"we are playing this as soon as we get home - you have to be the guy who looks like the child molester next door"

super creepy:blink:

at work...
 

"Damn the Stripper is dirty"

:blink: :|

OMG all this glitter. I'll never get rid of it all. :cracked: :goodluck:

the kid across the street from me - about 13ish
he was breaking downed tree limbs with his friends
karate chopping with his feet

i overheard him sing this ditty after a successful chop

in the style of milkshake by kelis
"my karate breaks all the boards in the yard - that's right it's better than yours
i can teach you but i'd have to charge"

guy to a woman in the next queue over at the drug store

"hello, excuse me. i don't know if you remember me but i'm the guy who broke into your car a couple months ago."


further discussion seems to indicate that the break in was a positive experience

Worm to his little brother....

"Santa delivers everything in a 3,000 pound sack."

Rachel Maddow said, "I don't bite unless you want me to." Swoon.

Neighbour just broke wind, twice!
His wife says: "Did I do something to offend you?!

I nearly fell off the Sofa from laughing! LOL!

Must close the window! :blink:

overheard in line at the grocery
one lively debate over the alleged superiority of
vanilla ice's ninja rap to run dmc's ghostbusters rap




i have to give the gold star to run dmc for being 11 seconds shorter

overheard at the hospital

family to patient on other side of privacy curtain:
"wow looks like they have you on some good stuff - maybe now is the time to get you to give us the secrets of the universe"

patient:
"first we have to destroy canada"

A little boy to his Dad: "Dad, I got a log backin' up". :blowingitup:

Dad turned about 5 shades of red when I chuckled....:giggle:

Ah kids, gotta love em'.

i admit i wanted to overhear more of this convo
 

"ayn rand was the charlie sheen of her day"

good overheards have been in short supply of late
 

but

i think this one takes first place in my personal roster of strange overheards


overheard by the employee break area of a local credit union
seemed to be the usual barack obama birth certificate debate until

" he doesn't have a birth certificate because he is a clone of the egyptian pharoh akhenaten - look it up on the internet"

:tinfoil:

alcohol moisture content
 

Last night, right after we close the bar down:


Customer:

Do you have any candy here for sale?

My boss (for the night):

No, she's locked up.

Hummm...she seems like an interesting girl

Overheard a colleague say to his friend about me....
 

"She's way too fabulous to be single. We have to find her someone."



WTF:seeingstars:

I totally forgot to post this exchange...
 

Overheard the dog and cat "talking"... I think they are planning to take over the house!

.. at work while people were getting on a tour bus.

People coming up asking "Party for a purpose?"

Guy driving: "yup"

Guy driving seeing others approach: "Hard rock?"

Ladies looking at him. "Yes, Hard Rock. Party for a purpose."


Me: :|

little girl maybe 5yrs old
great zing of a barb

"girl please - you know you got your hair did at walmart"

overheard at home:

(wife is sweeping up around a large birdcage with two afrikan grey parrots) I'm really tired of cleaning up this mess, look at it. Feathers everywhere, and food, why do you throw food out of your cage? It's not free. All you do is make messes don't you? I never hear you offer to clean up though. Oh no, you want mommy to clean all day long don't you? Who hates the green bits? I see a lot of green bits on the floor. Who made this mess?

(the afrikan grey named Baby) I didn't do it!

wife (a little surprised and has stopped sweeping) Well me either!

(we think the birds have heard the kids say that when they get asked who made the mess)