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Jess 06-30-2011 10:31 PM


Gentle Tiger 06-30-2011 10:33 PM

So how would you explain the difference between reduction and subtraction. Please, discuss amongst yourselves.

LeftWriteFemme 06-30-2011 10:34 PM

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Dreamer 07-01-2011 12:39 AM

Australia's answer to the american pole dancer...
 

Daywalker 07-01-2011 10:27 AM

I bought 2 more packs of those energy efficient light bulbs.
:koolaid:

Can someone get a ladder?

:coffee:

:daywalker:

Arwen 07-01-2011 10:34 AM

http://touchstonetarot.com/images/to...elbrandeda.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 11:42 AM

Have you appreciated a vulva today?

LeftWriteFemme 07-01-2011 11:55 AM

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...FIx0I8FoewYnct

The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 12:08 PM

Nicholas Cage is a TERRIBLE actor!

Tommi 07-01-2011 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dreamer (Post 369441)

Awesome....Thank you

The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 01:38 PM

How many of us say please and thank you at appropriate times?

LeftWriteFemme 07-01-2011 01:54 PM

can you really set the world on fire?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...N6qHu_p9-ooWKA

Tommi 07-01-2011 02:00 PM

Days gone .not forgotten
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/114090.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 02:31 PM

James Deán that lil masochistic freak!

Tommi 07-01-2011 02:38 PM

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PA/6550151.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 02:40 PM

Arent we all rebela without a cause?

NJFemmie 07-01-2011 03:01 PM

Rubella is a contagious infection in which there is a rash on the skin. Symptoms: Children generally have few symptoms. Adults may experience a fever, headache, general discomfort (malaise), and a runny nose before the rash... oh wait, you said rebela, never mind.

The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 03:08 PM

Ha!
 
Medusa says Reba looks like an Irish Setter!

Gentle Tiger 07-01-2011 03:14 PM

Well now how does that work exactly? The data is inconclusive.

The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 03:21 PM

Sorority Row!
 
For the love of Chili!! Rumor Willis needs to die!!!

Daywalker 07-01-2011 04:07 PM

Reba's hair resembles the color of chili in Tennessee. :thinking:


In fact, when one orders a hot dog in the TN...they toss Chili on it.
:|

Western folks like me called that a fucking Chili dog.
:|


I don't really like Chili fucking dogs.
:eyebrow:


Get the Chili offa mah Dog.
:fastdraq:

Please n Thanks.

:weedsmoke:

:daywalker:

LeftWriteFemme 07-01-2011 04:12 PM

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...7uA3iYE-q-yGig

UofMfan 07-01-2011 04:26 PM

I always say please and thank you at the appropriate time.

Thank you mom and dad for bringing me up well.

I am wondering, should I have the most extraordinary cheesecake in the world now or should I wait till tomorrow?

I wish my brother still lived in NY.


The_Lady_Snow 07-01-2011 04:27 PM

I love butter pecan!

Bohemian Rhapsody 07-01-2011 10:51 PM

Hey You, get offa my cloud:glasses:

Gemme 07-02-2011 01:43 PM

I prefer steaks in a restaurant. Actually, I'd prefer Curtis Stone to live with me and cook for me and so I would have professional steaks. At home.

Sprinkling salt on watermelon makes it taste sweeter.

Puppy feet smell like tiny Fritos.

I enjoy children. I like them broiled with pepper and bbq sauce and sometimes in a casserole.


Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 369213)
:musicnote: Aint no sunshine when she's gone :musicnote:



Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu (Post 369214)
I think that song You Are My Sunshine is kind of creepy. Know what I mean?

Creepy, no. Codependent and unhealthy, yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 369257)
I do not like nor appreciate jazz.

Not even this?



Quote:

Originally Posted by hpychick (Post 369343)
and have you ever wondered why some dominants refer to themselves at He, Hy, Hys, Me, etc?

That's consensual topping!

Ohh...and topping, I loved whipped topping...oh my goodness..

I had the perfect Independence weekend treat. Blueberries and strawberries with whipped topping and nuts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 369398)
what he means is:|

My wife is going to be f***** cranky when I tell her the plumbers are coming at 9am in the morning

god this not only means up before 9am on my day off
it means up, showered, and DRESSED (in actual clothes)before 9am in the morning
who does this?

I like to greet the handymen in unsuitable attire. It lets them know that I have other things I'd rather be doing.

Subtraction is math.

Reduction is food.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduction_(cooking)

Did I mention I'd like for Curtis Stone to come to my house?


Daywalker 07-02-2011 02:08 PM

That guy was on the Celebrity Apprentice.
:chef2:

I used to watch it until trout head got all Political.
:readfineprint:

He really pissed me off,
cuz I was left hanging on the Meat Loaf n Busey Feud.
:hanging:
:daywalker:

Daywalker 07-02-2011 02:10 PM

Curtis Stone


:byebye:

:daywalker:

LeftWriteFemme 07-02-2011 02:18 PM

http://www.fullfitness.net/sites/def...jpg?1249777298

Corkey 07-02-2011 04:52 PM

My IBS is acting up making me want to hurt someone. No, not her.

The_Lady_Snow 07-02-2011 05:47 PM

I too wanna hurt someone (Grant) heh....:praying:

~Bo 07-02-2011 06:47 PM

The damn fireworks are freaking my poor dog out. :annoyed: He wants to hide under my shirt. :|

The_Lady_Snow 07-02-2011 06:48 PM

What kind of dog does ~Bo have?

Gentle Tiger 07-02-2011 07:17 PM

What about the underlying question - what does Bo know? Talk amongst yourselves.

Daywalker 07-02-2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger (Post 370717)
What about the underlying question - what does Bo know? Talk amongst yourselves.


I imagine Bo in a past life doing Commercials.
:hamactor:




:daywalker:

The_Lady_Snow 07-02-2011 08:12 PM

I hope some of these butches, guys, fellas, dudes, allies go in and show some love on Femme Appreciation Day


Tcountry 07-02-2011 08:46 PM

It is weird to be watching Storm Chasers while it is storming outside???

scootebaby 07-02-2011 08:48 PM

We are watching drunk Russians(i think) ice skate down a bobsled course--it is an actual competition!

Dante 07-02-2011 09:32 PM

Watching Lady Gaga concert ,with the volume cranked up and puppies are sleeping through the fireworks. Try that.

Gemme 08-25-2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 369746)
Rumor Willis needs to die!!!

:blink:

Well, I wouldn't go THAT far. That seems a little harsh.

I don't particularly care for her with blonde or red hair though.


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