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1. I have a 10" bowie blade (black matte blade and handle) between the mattress and box spring on my side of the bed.. with the hilt sticking out far enough to reach it should I need.
2. I have a double headed battle axe under my side of the bed. 3. I may be a little paranoid about protection while sleeping. 4. As a kid I loved horror books and movies but I have come to the conclusion as an adult that I just can't handle them anymore. I don't jump, or scream, but my mind wakes up and won't shut up for weeks. 5. I have a pretty decent collection of "living dead dolls" and plan on getting more. |
1. Submarine's freak me out. The look of them, the idea of being in one, seeing them in dry dock, and even seeing them when they are in the water, just floating on top! *shivers*
2. I like oranges with crunch. I peel the orange, separate all the sections, arrange them on a plate so that the thin skin can dry out, and eat it a couple of hours later. The skin is dry and crunchy and the inside is extra juicy!!! 3. I organize and purge constantly. Disorder makes me crazy. 4. About a week before my "monthly", I move the furniture around, I mean the couch gets put on a different wall, the tv goes someplace else, pillows get changed. I super clean everything and feather my nest! 5. I have about 9 books on my night stand at any given time and I read them all at the same time. I don't start one and read it completely through. I juggle them all. Geeze I love books! |
I clinch my teeth constantly, which I was unaware of, my dentist pointed it out.
I chew gum alot , so I don't clinch my teeth. I hum when I'm working and I like the project I'm doing. Another thing I was unaware of until it was pointed out to me. I whistle to myself when I'm unconfortable or nervous. So does my dad. LOL I don't like being bitten by anything or anyone. Don't even pretend . |
i don't like the shower curtain to touch me when i'm in the shower. i will avoid it at all costs.
spitting out toothpaste in front of anyone makes me wanna hurl. do not discuss your bathroom time with me and making comments about my bathroom time when i emerge it from could possibly be THE biggest turn off evar. i play with my lower lip when deep in thought. i can't endure people that can't laugh. |
I very rarely watch TV
I went to college on a full ride athletic scholarship I WILL NOT EVER wear anything pink! Until I have coffee in the morning.... all you will get are grunts out of me. I have 10 yr old boy fart humor! |
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I don't like the spitting either but I can deal with it. For me, it's the location of the spit that counts. Folks that brush their teeth in the kitchen sink make my stomach clench. I can get past doing it in the shower. I understand the reasoning behind it, though I can't do it myself, but the kitchen is off limits for that stuff. I had a roommate that shaved her legs in the kitchen sink. A short lived partnership THAT was. |
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Hmmm... things you might NOT want to know about me... great! Luv it...
1. I get obsessed with weird foods, as a rule they are mostly at the extremes of spicy, tart, salty or just plain strange combinations and I'll eat it at least daily for weeks or even months. Example would be a green olive and mayo sandwich, Tabasco on eggs or maybe just putting mango habanero sauce on everything semi-reasonable.
2. I'm claustrophobic and once was so resistant to getting into an MRI machine they had towel put over my face and drug me to get me too agree. 3. I have bad allergies, I should own stock in Kleenex for that one, sux... also to band-aids, pine trees, bee stings, my own tattoo ink (it welts up now and again, different colors on different days) etc. etc. etc. I'm fairly sure I'm not from this planet... o.@ 4. I sleepwalk, pretty rarely, inert things like making food, brushing my hair, texting or putting the coffee in the freezer but may or may not have been known once to tear out of my bedroom before returning to save my gal and the furkids lol. 5. I have very long sharp canine teeth, enough to make peeps comment... as a kid I was asked more than I can count if I am a vampire, fortunately not so much from adults... so if your wondering, yes, I am a vampire... >:[ |
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I really am a germphobe, so please keep things in the bathroom that ought to be there! And the candles and matches are there as a means of courtesy for others that have to use it too! What ever happened to common courtesy and thinking about others around us? LOL, guess I'm not good with self-centeredness, either.... and when you grow up with lots of sibs and boarders in a very small home with only 1 bathroom, awareness of how your actions (or in-action, like leaving your mess behind in commom living areas), does seep through. |
I get bored with obsessive collectors. It's wonderful your collection of every and any Harry Potter/cat/coffee mug..... related item in the entire world gives you pleasure. Please don't feel the need to share your enthusiasm and gleefulness over every purchase with me.
Clutter irritates me. I'm neither a clean or tidy freak but piles of newspapers, mail, dirty dishes (I don't mean the odd glass or coffee mug) in the sitting room, especially if piled on the floor, makes me want to sweep it all into a bag and drop it in the bin. I choose not to be around very negative people. I'm a great listener, a supportive friend.... but if you make no effort to see the good in each day or any day.... well, it exhausts me. Don't bitch constantly about your grown up kids. Either support them with good grace or stop enabling their behaviour. Or.... enable their behaviour and whine to someone else about it. It's ok if you forget because I will remind you. I won't allow anyone to smoke in my home or car. No exceptions. That said, I won't bitch about how much you smoke or nag you to stop. That's your business. No snogs though :) |
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I used to care about making my bed but don't care about it anymore.
I do have a very sweet nature about me but I'm quite skillful with my... >>> Femme Death Stare <<< I like to listen to the dishwasher at really odd times during the day. I'm equally talented with using fly swatters. I love shopping for antiques. |
I am a procrastinator. I put everything off. I use to think it was because i was so busy but now that I am not busy at all, i still do it.
I sleep two hours, wake up, toss and turn for an hour, sleep two, repeat cycle once more, get up and have my day. Sleep is restless, and I rarely get the rest I desire I am so not a germ aphobe. I wouldnt shave my legs in the sink, tho. LOL. I think we live in an already too sterile environment and use way too many chemicals to separate us from natural living. From the foods we eat to how we clean our environments and bodies. The more we use chemicals to "clean" the more we get sick as a species. I havent seen a movie in the theater in a long time. I miss it. But I cant stand the nuisance of other people. I am becoming more and more a recluse. I dont like the outside world all that much I have two different ways to make my S's when i write. I use them both randomly. |
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I hate it when people call me, chatter away and then say “well I’m going to let you go now”, it really pisses me off. You were not holding me hostage. I was there on the phone of my own free will. I could have gone at any time. I’ve been known to just hang up when someone says that.
My feet have to be touching something. They can’t just hang out in the air. They have to touch the floor, a sheet if I’m in bed, each other, something, and socks touching them don’t count. I love animals. All animals. So when I was offered a job as a dog officer I jumped at the chance, thinking it would be something I would love and that I would be good at it. I did it for a year. It was one of the most difficult periods in my life. I am quite claustrophobic. Among other things centered around that phobia, I have a fear of riding on an elevator unless it is made of glass and I can see out. Through circumstances beyond my control I found myself living in an apartment eleven stories up. Walking up and down eleven flights of stairs every time I went anywhere got old pretty quick. I did desensitization techniques on myself and I always carried a book in case I got stuck so I could have something to do besides screaming and rolling myself into a ball. I am still not comfortable and some days it’s not possible and some elevators are just unacceptable but most of the time I can ride in one without freaking. I hate drinking out of plastic but I am also fussy about glass. I have to wash the glass several times and rinse it for two minutes to be really happy about my drinking experience. |
i hate gross feet. and i will stare at them thinking about how much they gross me out but i.still.can't.look.away. this includes funky toes.
unwashed hands before touching food will make me into instabitch. i'm obsessed with the cleanliness of my kid's teeth. i must inspect them daily before i'll let him go to school/bed. i'm justified in this obsessiveness by the fact that he's gone 12 years without a cavity. don't touch my boobies. i don't like it and you're doing it wrong anyway. i'm so skilled at being vindictive and getting away with it that it's scary because i'm an opportunist. it's so scary that i'm very careful not to act this way cuz it's so harmful but i recognize those opportunities on a regular basis and refrain from acting on them. it's fun to play out in my head though. |
"Instabitch"? Is that a new energy drink that gives you a kick when you need it (and where you don't need it)?
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1. I live with the delusion that I AM Bob Villa and I CAN fix..This Old House. FALSE !!
2. My tool of choice ( Besides THAT ONE) is duct tape...I am up to 105 official uses 3.Don't take food from my plate..I don't know where your fingers have been (or maybe I do ) 4. Although I don't want you touching my food, I have NO issues about using your toothbrush ...go figure ? 5. I have a personal philosophy: If I don't recognize it- it doesn't go in my mouth... Words to live by !! |
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I have developed a real need for cheetos. I have always found this food to be Styrofoam covered in orange shavings until now and this truly humbles me about changes as we age...
I wont drink juice unless I know its literally freshly squeezed from the fruit right before it is handed to me About the only times I am not dour is when I am with my animals or in my garden. I really am turning into the cranky old lady of the neighborhood...lol My fashion sense has gone away. never strong to begin with, I have always been a wild card when it comes to dressing, but nowadays, I dress solely for comfort. The older I get, the more Me I become. No longer layered in rising to expectation of others and the culture, i am surprising myself with having the courage and audacity of a post menopausal crone |
I have runaway veins.
I read magazines back to front. I have no nap ability. I lost my big toenail after a large section of the set of Jesus Christ Superstar fell on my foot. I've never been able to do a cart wheel. This has always bothered me. |
Of course I am sorry for the loss of your toenail, Sparkle, I lost a full set of toenails once borrowing smaller-sized shoes for a 10-mile run. But I am suppressing a laugh and of course want know part of the set, where you were standing, and what part you played...
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I have OCD handwashing.
I will NOT drink after anyone, especially milk. One of my feet has to be out from under the covers at all times. I am addicted to Chapstick, I can't go more than 30 minutes without a fix! I am from the South and I DO NOT drink sweet tea. |
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...Pretty much exactly as Ryobi described. It was get out (I wasn't wearing proper footware), we were dismantling the "tower" centre stage, it was like a wooden scaffolding made up of 4" x 4"s, one particularly large & heavy section came down squarely on my foot. :| I was working as an assistant to the designer for that production. |
OMG Alert :-D
• **ALERT*** OMG .....Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner!! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY! NO wonder I have been gaining weight! Well I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved! --pass this on to friends that need a laugh :D
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I rarely eat desserts
I procrastinate little things, but tacke the big ones immediately I am the second oldest of nine children I have trouble with balance and proprioception at times--makes walking in heels an adventure! My fingernail polish does not match my toes. |
5 more things you probably never wanted to know ;)
1. I love to oooooooh & ahhhhhh over recipes in cookbooks (especially the ones with pictures), although I very rarely ever made said recipe.
2. Most of my close friends are listed under nicknames/or alter egos in my cell phone. 3. I have many "lovable" character traits/personalities that my honey loves to joke with me about...since she is the only one that has pretty much seen them all! This is what she sings when they all start running rampant... 4. Like Miss Tia, I love Cheetos. But they have to be the Baked kind or I won't eat 'em. 5. When I've had a crappy day at work, I get in my car and play my favorite mixed cd. Windows rolled down, wind in my hair, car dancing and rappin' to "Big Pimpin" or "Back dat ass up" can make it all melt away! |
1) I've never had a cavity.
2) I have such a fear of the dentist that I have a standing order for nitrous oxide or laughing gas. which leads me to.... 3) I love going to my dentist for regular cleanings. 4) I'm a total thrill seeker. which leads me to... 5) I've cliff jumped into the water from over 40 feet. More than 4 stories high. |
5 more things you never wanted to know about me...
I have to sleep on the left side of the bed! Before I walk out the door I have to do my pocket pat down and make sure everything is in place: cellie, keys, ipod, glasses, and wallet. It's not clean till it's Pine Sol clean! No matter what was used to clean the bathroom... Pine Sol will be the final wipe down! I can put my food on my plate neatly when I serve myself or throw it all in one big pile... and still enjoy the meal either way. I will fold the clothes over if I don't like the way you folded them... been doing laundry since I was six. |
* When I worked as a bouncer at a bar I developed this habit of looking at everyone's bums, it didn't matter... big ones, small ones, butch ones, femme ones, man ones...I was completely indiscriminate. Thankfully, I'm better now.
* I border on being a compulsive hand washer. * I was never allowed to have people in My home as a child...no sleepovers, birthday party's etc. So as an adult I have a great deal of anxiety being in other peoples homes. House party's make Me crazy unless I know the person very well. * I had a Flip Wilson doll..."The ugly people know who they are, don't they?" This may explain a lot. * I won't wear dress pants unless they are cuffed, ever. |
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Im the oldest of twins,my sis didnt make it. Im ambedextrious. My day runs like a clock,im at a certain place almost on time everyday...crazy I know. I use to eat bread with my salad to sop the dressing only if its Italian dressing,cant do it much now but once and a while. I love bread with salted watermellon,especaly crusty french bread. |
5 Other things about me
1. I have a really good memory in most things i remember a lot of things others forget.
2. Trust is very important to me, once it is broken it is never the same and i tend to never confide in a person again if i feel they have betrayed my trust. 3. i love bread.. especially fresh baked bread, i am a carboholic i think. 4. i love fastfood but have to limit myself, especially Chipotle Burritos.. im like addicted to them. 5. I love horror movies but find the films that usually scare others disappoint me because of its lack or realism. |
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1. My eyes are photosensitive so I don't especially like the sun and and am pretty damn pale, quite a bit paler than my pics seem to represent. I think the tannest I've ever been was when I lived in Portland, go figure. Fortunately I'm of Mediterranean decent and have some natural color... or I'm afraid I'd become translucent. :P
2. I won't wear shorts, I don't ever wear shorts... e-v-e-r. I'm actually not sure if I've ever in my life worn shorts. All around I am extremely picky when it comes to clothes... very very hard to buy for. Though I have admittedly caved about three years ago for a while to wardrobe additions made by someone who shall remain nameless, awful fashion faux pas (to me), I have since recovered fully, dammit I know better... nuff said, lol. 3. OHhhh, here's one that might be more annoying to someone... if you are driving with me in the car and there's an animal up ahead and you don't slow down prior or move over a little just in case it runs out I'm going to be instantly irritated with you... and I hate hate hate when peeps just say "oh, it will get out of the way" (grrrr), oh sure, of course it will, they always do... roadkills are actually unpreventable suicides. 4. I think people take themselves a bit too seriously, and the more serious you take yourself the more I'm going to laugh if your glasses fall into your soup... and I can laugh hard. BUT, I'm an equal opportunity laugher, if I were to trip and fall into a punch bowl I would laugh just as hard at myself as I would at someone else... just the thought is making me smile now... xD 5. I generally internally question people who announce they "don't like cats"... if you say you don't like cats unless you are allergic or have a phobia I'm going to wonder why. I sometimes just assume that if you don't like them it's probably because they don't like you... cats are very picky about people, more so than dogs and I at the end will just wonder what it is about you that cats don't like... ha. |
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1) I do not like ice in my drinks or cold drinks in general. Not ice water, no cold soda, nada.. My cocktails can be shaken with ice but not served with it floating in my glass.
2) I watch period films when I have a crappy day. 3) I hate grocery shopping. If there was a shoe shop in the grocery store I'd likely be more inclined to go. 4) I don't actually like living in the city.. 5) My snark is genetic.. :) |
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1. My favorite pair of shoes are my Caterpillar steel toe work boots.
2. I listen to jazz when I am happy and rock when I am not. 3. My best buddy and I are total dorks who love board games and dorky stuff like that. 4. My favorite holiday is Christmas, despite the fact that I am usually depressed during Christmas time every year. 5. I am going to take a class on mig welding this Saturday, and I am super psyched about learning how to weld!! ^_^ |
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