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My queer self is getting ready to assemble my new weight bench. Yeah for me!
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My gay self on Monday is going to clean the glider potty tray out
take my trash to the dumpster fold and put away laundry that has been sitting on the hope chest for over a week now |
My big gay ass today learned that photographing jewelry is a GDMFRPITFA (the R is Royal, you can figure out the rest).
:hammer::bigcry::explode::rant::furious: I did get a few done, but what a major fucking ass waste of a Sunday figuring out this shit. I'm going to go curl up in bed with my husband and the fur girls. |
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http://www.sockmonkeymoejoe.com/imag...008_-_copy.jpg O, and I found the picture we took at the Butch-Trans Conference last year. Heh. |
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My gay agenda for the night....
Seeing as how it's after 9pm here now, I'll just tell you what I'm doing from this point on. The past is the past after all, yes?
I am watching Gordon Ramsay, in his odd sexiness, teach the country how to cook some neat dishes. I am recording it so I can do it myself later. I shall leave work in a couple of hours, go home, watch some telly and then crash with the pups snuggled up tight against my legs and back. Tomorrow begins a new gay agenda and I'm sure it will be full of equally interesting things. |
Being lazy is whats on my gay agenda tomorrow
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Today.....
I went to Hobby Gay Lobby.....and bought some gay fabric and some gay pinking shears. I went to Gay~Mart for some gayceries....and some gay tape and gay cookies for my gay puppy........(who is snoring gaily right this minute) I've had some gay wine and gay chocolate and now I'm about to go to gay sleepland...... |
My gay gender bent ass is meeting my my gender reassignment therapist today for the first of many meeting to come. This queer guy is excited!!
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Today on My Gay Agenda:
Catching up with friends I missed y'all. *smiling* |
Warning! Scandalous Gay Behavior contained within!
Today's Gay Agenda brought to you by the letter Q
Hot Chocolate Post office Target Trader Joe's Bank Email cookie order forms Spend the evening with my honey and my kids Why am I doing all these things on the Saturday before Xmas? Because apparently I really *am* a masochist. |
Shower
Bowling Cooking-Cookies, kibbeh, and more baklava Changing brakes and rotors on my car!!! Lunch with an old friend Last minute shopping for the ma. Dinner with good company!! Gym :waitinggirl: |
My big ass gay agenda for the day is to take it easy and be lazy
oh and eat chicken noodle soup |
Work - (of course)
Catching up on this board.... Finishing up some Christmas Shopping ChristmahaunKawanza Party at Lateela's tonite. I will be teaching them about Cotton Candy Martinis :lol2: |
My primary goal on my big gay agenda is to get some sleep, however, everyone in this household from human to canine has other plans.
Sooo, after I do finally sleep, I will get up, have breakfast, read the paper, cut out the coupons, go get some Christmas groceries, have some lunch, work on the personalized gift bags for my coworkers, talk to my honey, and do some laundry before dinner. I might get in a movie too. |
My big ol' gay agenda for today
*Shovel Snow
*Break up Ice *Put out Icemelt and Sand *Watch Christmas Shows & Movies *Wrap Gifts *Write out Cards *Eat |
Tomorrow, my big gay agenda will be:
Get up grudgingly Drink airborne and take meds Have breakfast Check the mail (pout if I don't receive anything good) Watch some telly Get ready for work Work Sleep |
My big gay agenda...
Cash my big gay paycheck Walk my big gay dog Drive my big gay car to My big gay friends' house Wash big gay laundry Eat big gay dinner Enjoy the company of fellow big gay agenda-ists oh yeah, and of course subvert the religeous-rights' agenda and recruit as many gays, jews, pagans, kinksters, etc as is humanly possibly And find some big gay yarn at the Hobby Lobby. |
Hot Chocolate
:chef: :chef: Bake 3 different kinds of shortbread (6 doz in all) Bake 2 apple struedels. Deliver 2 baked goodies boxes. Go to post office and mail 1 baked goodies box. Wonder why I didn't bake extra so I could have some! ;) |
Dying my girls hair..
then.. Getting on a damn plane.. Spending five hours on damn planes and in freaking airports.. |
Make Daddy's coffee - done
Finish Laundry Visit a friend in the hospital Get notebook organized for next term at college. Write out 35 more Christmas cards. |
Laundry.. picking up a few things for doggies to go to camp for a couple days...packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas... Digging out a car without sliding it into a truck...
and as ever.. missing and waitin on a woman [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMGuujOhj04"]YouTube- Waiting on a Woman- brad paisley[/ame] I don't mind :gimmehug: |
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*croons* oooooooooooo, Hoooobbbbby Lobbyyyyyy..... Soooo, how many recruits you think we can find in the yarn section? :grindevil: My Big Gay Agenda for today has suddenly gotten more interesting. :cheesy: Already accomplished: Make some big gay laundry soap Walk big gay puppy 584 times Make big gay breakfast and lunch (veggie mac and cheese) Still to go: Walk big gay puppy 585th time Wash big gay dishes Gather big gay laundry Wash big gay laundry Buy big gay yarn Make big gay holiday gifts Buy big gay groceries: rice, cheese, smashed tato flakes *oooo subversive* lol... |
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* Get my big gay self in the shower
*Stop by Starbucks to get fuel for a trip *Drive 2 hours to Tuscaloosa for interviews with players *Wait 30 minutes on Alabama football players to ungracioiusly decide to come out and give interviews. *Get 15 minutes worth of interviews *Swing by Starbucks to get fuel for return 2-hour trip *Drive 2 hours back home *Transcribe interviews (my least favorite part of my job. They were pretty boring the first time.) *Go home, play with little gay pups and check out the Internet. *Wonder why MizzSabra didn't have me on her cookie list *grin* Quote:
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Thank ya kindly! I will more than likely do most of the driving, coz she just makes me nervous! I grip the "oh hell handle" for all she's worth! Christie grew up driving in Nash, where every street dumps onto a highway and everyone thinks they are the next contender for NASCAR fame! Me?. Not so much..LOL! Hope everyone has a great holiday!!! |
Getting my gay ass to the store for some last minute stocking stuffer Christmas shopping gifts.
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Awwww!! Dammit! You :goat:! You made me weep at my desk! A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to show you how very much I love you... |
Finally finished the Christmas shopping.....now just gotta wrap em. Hoping that if I stare at the ski slope that used to be my driveway long enough, the snow will magically melt on its own. Dang it! I am tired of shoveling!
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I need to eat a good ole big gay meal! That's my current agenda.
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Tryin to relax the last 2 days have been extremely stressful and it has me so run down I forget to eat
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*bump, bump bump* It's hummmp day, and gay day! haha.. what happened to this thread. It's funny. *bumpin it up!*
I'm going to gay Sweet Tomatoes for soup and salad with my gay friend. Going to gay Wells Fargo. Doing my damn gay laundry. Trying to find a gay place to live. Buying some gay coffee and a few more gay groceries.. Have a great gay day everybody! |
Doing my gay dishes.
Sweeping the gay floor. Scrubbing the gay bathrooms. Going to the gay Post Office. Missed the damned gay garbage! :blink: Might fit a gay nap in there. Ya never know. Have a happy gay day everyone! :) |
Doing "Gay" Yoga... and it really is called gay yoga
Now I am drinking my super delicious amazingly strong "gay" coffee brought to me by my favorite gay barista Later I will be going to my super "gay" weight lifting class to work on my super sexy DYKE triceps... |
On my lesbian agenda today is to flirt with a special worker when I run over to Walmart to pick up a paint brush. She’s likes it when I wink at her.
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On your Gay Agenda Today.
Still checking those dating rooms lookin for a femme. You would think Santa
would bring me one after all I have been real good. (too good). |
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