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GreeneyedMe 10-09-2012 02:00 PM

The cleaning fairy to get her azz over here and save me from this disaster I have created.

Abigail Crabby 10-09-2012 03:08 PM

Chocolate and popcorn :)

cinnamongrrl 10-09-2012 03:15 PM

ICE CREAM :|

MaggieBluIze 10-09-2012 04:26 PM

~~ neck rub ~~

I have so much tension coming from my shoulders!!!
Please help me make it go away ... Thanks :)


LesboNascarFan 10-09-2012 04:33 PM

I need a new friend. Someone to chat, text and hang with.

Duchess 10-09-2012 04:36 PM

A dance partner:)

:toondance::danceparty::dance1:

easygoingfemme 10-10-2012 05:03 PM

Butch hands to come rub this kink out of my neck.

Electrocell 10-10-2012 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easygoingfemme (Post 673065)
Butch hands to come rub this kink out of my neck.

How about a swap a back massage for a neck rub.

easygoingfemme 10-10-2012 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 673069)
How about a swap a back massage for a neck rub.

You're on. I love a good barter.

Electrocell 10-10-2012 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easygoingfemme (Post 673071)
You're on. I love a good barter.

LOL ok must be the way we slept or something eh?

Miss_J 10-10-2012 05:20 PM

Chocolate, a few more hours in the day and cuddles

DapperButch 10-10-2012 05:24 PM

A shower. I am sweaty from cutting the grass.

Katniss 10-10-2012 05:48 PM

A prize winning chili recipe for the office competition Oct. 31st. I have won first place in the costume contest for the past 3 years but fail miserably in the chili cook-off. (grrrr) I have Googled prize winning recipes, checked out cookbooks, etc. to no avail....*sigh*


Katniss~~(ready to sneak over to Wendy's with a big ole' crock pot and my debit card...)

easygoingfemme 10-10-2012 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 673073)
LOL ok must be the way we slept or something eh?

Seriously....

Dance-with-me 10-10-2012 06:13 PM

Both a serious deep shoulder/neck rub, and a way to let go of being pissed off from finding out that a student cheated on his test but I don't know who it was (because the very highly trusted student who told me about it wouldn't rat, just asked me to keep a better eye out for certain things), so that I can wrap my brain around finishing my prep for tomorrow's class and then GO HOME.

FeminineAllure 10-10-2012 06:14 PM

A hug and and a safe lap to lay my head on. Oh... And a good horror movie to watch.

clay 10-10-2012 06:16 PM

well while we aqre all bartering for body parts massages, can I throw mine (request) in the arena, too?
My right ankle/foot is in dire need of a massage. That is th eone I had all broken up in a motorcycle wreck in 2006!! My bike rode on top of said foot/ankle for 75 more feet after being crushed between a car and my bike....jus' sayin' I THINK this qualifies me for one, right? lol

easygoingfemme 10-10-2012 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 673114)
well while we aqre all bartering for body parts massages, can I throw mine (request) in the arena, too?
My right ankle/foot is in dire need of a massage. That is th eone I had all broken up in a motorcycle wreck in 2006!! My bike rode on top of said foot/ankle for 75 more feet after being crushed between a car and my bike....jus' sayin' I THINK this qualifies me for one, right? lol

You are totally in. DWM too.
She says while appointing herself to position of massage barter coordinator for BFP

Dance-with-me 10-10-2012 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easygoingfemme (Post 673123)
You are totally in. DWM too.
She says while appointing herself to position of massage barter coordinator for BFP

ME!! ME ME ME ME!!!!

Though at this point I doubt a regular massage would do - I think I'd need a sledgehammer to get my shoulders down from my ears.

(edited to add: DUH - just saw the "DWM too." Um, yeah, that's me.)

Julien 10-10-2012 06:25 PM

Allegra D or something like it. Damn allergies.

Electrocell 10-10-2012 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easygoingfemme (Post 673092)
Seriously....

LOL .................

Electrocell 10-10-2012 09:54 PM

Maybe I should go back to school to be a message therapist :D;). Imagine what I could barter for then. Get your minds out of the gutter lol.

AnnRkey 10-10-2012 10:59 PM

For Friday afternoon to be here already so I can see my girlfriend

cinnamongrrl 10-10-2012 11:07 PM

Sleep.......... :blink:

easygoingfemme 10-11-2012 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 673259)
Maybe I should go back to school to be a message therapist :D;). Imagine what I could barter for then.

Only one way for you to find out!

DMW 10-11-2012 06:55 AM

i need HONESTY

Novelafemme 10-11-2012 07:13 AM

Footy PJs!!

luv2luvgirls 10-11-2012 08:04 AM

I just did it... damn I feel good about IT!

lusciouskiwi 12-19-2012 06:49 AM

A big tall butch dyke to fuck me to sleep.

Oh, and someone else to do the packing and cleaning for me. Pretty please?

Katniss 12-19-2012 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi (Post 719746)
A big tall butch dyke to fuck me to sleep


Speaking as a chronic insomniac....I second the above motion!

I also need someone to cajole me into going to the doctor (hack, cough, wheeze x 2 weeks and yes the stitches are due out of my finger and yes I think I can remove them myself and avoid a trip).

Katniss~~(cajoling will involve a lollipop...justsayin')

Nomad 12-19-2012 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi (Post 719746)
SNIPPET

A big tall butch dyke to fuck me to sleep.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 719751)
SNIPPET

Speaking as a chronic insomniac....I second the above motion!


testify!

http://www.1800gospel.com/wp-content...9/01/choir.jpg

pajama 12-19-2012 07:43 AM

For yesterday to have not been real. *sigh*

clay 12-19-2012 07:47 AM

to hold my precious babygrrl...close in my arms...xoxo...baby....

Daktari 12-19-2012 07:47 AM

<<<Slim, short, faggot, insomniac chap, available for all fucking-to-sleep duties :mountie:







Jeez I surprise myself with such humanitarianism.

Bèsame* 12-19-2012 08:02 AM

To stop sneezing, I'm beginning to feel allergic to the glitter on my Christmas tree. Lol


:smileyXmasTree:

Katniss 12-19-2012 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daktari (Post 719784)
<<<Slim, short, faggot, insomniac chap, available for all fucking-to-sleep duties :mountie:

LoL! Ok, I need to log off here and go "get 'er done" today. But...there better not be a line when I get back!


Katniss~~(note to self: BFP is dangerous in the morning what with talk of cookie dough and sex....)

clay 12-19-2012 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 719800)
LoL! Ok, I need to log off here and go "get 'er done" today. But...there better not be a line when I get back!


Katniss~~(note to self: BFP is dangerous in the morning what with talk of cookie dough and sex....)

lmao...ain't that the truth...lmao..thanks you two for the chuckles....

Nomad 12-19-2012 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 719800)
LoL! Ok, I need to log off here and go "get 'er done" today. But...there better not be a line when I get back!


Katniss~~(note to self: BFP is dangerous in the morning what with talk of cookie dough and sex....)

but mostly cookie dough, right? :p

Daktari 12-19-2012 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 719800)
LoL! Ok, I need to log off here and go "get 'er done" today. But...there better not be a line when I get back!


Katniss~~(note to self: BFP is dangerous in the morning what with talk of cookie dough and sex....)

Getting 'er done. Oo'er missus! Sounds like a job for...

:supermanbooth:

Super Insomniac Fucking Fag!

*puffs up weedy chest and stands all brave like at a full 5'2"*







Ok ok so I need to work on my super hero name!

cinnamongrrl 12-19-2012 08:14 AM

Breakfast.....and some cleaning fairies....I will settle for one or the other....


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