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Who put the bomp (in the bomp, bomp, bomp)? |
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What's another word for thesaurus? |
Synantonym
Waht happens when you get scared to death two times?? |
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What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
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accidental castration! why do birds fall in love? |
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They don't. They fly in love. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? |
so last night we had pork chops for dinner, right > Day stepped up behind me and ask..."what kind of pork is that it looks great" i said french,lol (that was to break the ice ) a pig without a voice is called a dead pig! what's the opposite of rise and shine? :smladybug: |
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? |
In da pocket!!
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? |
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? |
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? :listening: |
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? |
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What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum? |
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? |
Eat me
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? |
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Why are red panda's smaller??? |
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How can there be self-help “groups”? |
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How many chucks did the woodchuck chuck? |
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Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener? |
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Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? |
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Who's cruel idea was it for "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? :cookielove: |
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Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? |
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Does everything taste like chicken or chicken taste like everything?? |
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How can you see what somebody is saying?? |
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Duh. I read the cartoon bubble above their heads! :ballerina: How did the gigalo get his name? |
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Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? |
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Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? |
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What is "Soft Liquor"? |
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What keeps Grampa alive on the Simpsons? |
Piss and vinegar!!!
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? |
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"Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" Where does the rainbow REALLY end? |
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He said Haitti because they need the pot of gold more than ever!! Why is it soooo easy to call my friend my gay cookie?? |
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because he is happy and goes well with tea! why is it so easy to beat one's head against the same wall repeatedly? |
i cant answer that b/c i dont do that
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
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why do people say "it's the thought that counts" when they havent done the thinking? |
they didn't think before they said it
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |
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Congress and speaking of which....if progress means "to move ahead" then what does congress mean exactly? |
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Why do people say con-man but, you never hear of a pro-man. |
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Because the pro terms are left to issues concerning women. Why can you call a dog's name for 10 minutes and they remain upstairs snoozing, but you quietly open a slice of cheese and they are RIGHT THERE in less than 10 seconds? |
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Because our animals do their best to train us as well. Food = results!!! It is advised to carry treats at all times. :bolt: :deepthoughts:Why is it that "the" phone call I have been waiting for always comes when I'm in the powder room? And do you think there is a secret web cam involved???? |
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