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dear hobbler... when you find yourself at work during a long day, the heat pack on your knee doesn't seem so painful when you have Whoppers and a diet coke! |
Note to self...while using the shower chair in the big porcelain tub...make sure said chair is securely anchored to bottom of tub before soaping up your butt cheeks and sitting back down...or you will give new meaning to Slip-n-Slide.... :| :|
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NTS...when entertaining visitors from Germany, don't mention that the boss suggested a tour of the concentration camps. Apparently the things that boss thinks are funny to employees are not funny to visitors. Oops!
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Note to self....time to put on your magnetized, anti-gravity boots like what they use in the Star Trek movie "the Undiscovered Country"....your new migraine meds include caffeine...you were proud of yourself for quitting your High Test coffee addiction over a year ago...now one little caffeine pill makes you giddy and flying high at 3am... :|
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Note to self...
NO MORE MORNING APPOINTMENTS IN CHARLOTTE!! Add to grocery list: 2 bottles of blueberry wine, to help calm nerves from driving anxiety after several numb-skulls nearly rammed my bumber because they refused to leave a gap while inching up the highway at 5mph. Dayummm! After getting home, it's time for a bonfire to help zone out and relax after several hours diving these crazy highways. |
Note to self...
You deserve two packs of mint milano cookies this weekend. |
NTS: get rid of some clothes!
ENTS: you got this! |
Nts: No garlic with the mushrooms and the number 25.
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Note to self... you are starting to look like a hippie. Time to get a haircut!
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NTS...
Quote:
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It is never a good idea to discuss the results of an election with someone while they are cutting your hair. |
nts...
next time you go to the store, write a list... you end up getting shit you don't need and nothing that you went there for... seriously... |
Ahhhhhhhh......
.....closure.
(What a beautiful thing) |
nts-gift wrap
bookstore/lunch |
You are awesome! Breathe, you will get through the holidays without any gray hairs.
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NTS....
Never wake a sleeping kitten... or Let sleeping kittens lay... Especially at 4 in the friggin morning... :blink: |
Note to self...don't drink Bold Roast coffee the day before a big appointment and long drive. You should have known better!! You MUST get sleep!! There's no snooze button tomorrow.
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Note to self...You MUST remember to fix your driver's side turn signal and change the oil!!!
Today is yet another long trip fighting traffic in Charlotte....getting a ticket wouldn't be fun! |
NTS - when aggressively passing a slow-poke driver going half the speed limit, make sure you don't have food (soup) in the back seat or a drink on the passenger seat since they may fall over. :-/
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Note to self...WHY??..stop acting grown up.:typewriter:
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