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A funny thing happened @ the beach today ....(it's funny now -cough-)
My brother and I were body surfing, the waves were gettin'gnarly, and fuckin'fun....however....earlier?
Before I threw off my flip flops, before I rejected a 5$ beach chair.....My Aunt, my mother, my 2 cousins, my Date......and my brother when I dive-bombed in the water....all of ém said "Take off your glasses & your necklace {I'm sure u see where this is going now}, I told each and every one of them Ï need to see the ocean, I want to see her again, I want to enjoy the beauty of it...and this isn't a necklace it's an Eleke.."
Yup...
I saw it....
At one point, I had everything all under control, I did my ritual prayers to Yemaya & Olokun{i forgot a few important ofrendas btw}, had fun ridin'the Waves, at one point I stopped....3 ladies, wearing....or barely wearing insanely itty bitty bikinis....I'm talkin' just a few patches with dental floss.....
My brother caught sight of it, and of course, we're standing there like 2 fucktarts that never saw a naked body{we both caught hell, but i digress}
What we didn't notice?
The water receding for a Big wave, behind us....
That shit caught us offguard to the point we ROLLED....I'm 5'9", my brother's 6' 2", when that wave decided to let us go..I thought we got in a riptide, and kissed my ass goodbye....
Gasping for air, spitting sand after plucking my face from the beach, everything was foggy, and my brother was about...a few yards away doing the same, and giggling.....
Me? I rubbed my face, and mumbled Öh fuck....fuckfuckfuck, i'm not gonna hear the end of this"
I checked my neck, and Eleke was there.....
I was puzzled briefly....
200$ pair of glasses? Somewhere in the Ocean now..{we searched for ém on shore}
5$ Sacred necklace? Safe and sound around my neck....
They were mildly sympathetic, mostly cuz I relied on touch and foggy shadows....
My hearing aids were safe in my jacket in the beachbag...
Everyone smirked....everyone.....even a cousin who wasn't even there when it happened, at dinner, he shows up in FedEx uniform and smiles ear to ear, and asks
-- "So my wondrously stubborn and somewhat stupid cousin, what happened today?"See anything u like?"
--*grumbles** fuck off...."

I am not fond of the expression, "have your cake and eat it too" as it is often used in the derogatory : "She just wants to have her cake and eat it too", implying that "she" wants it all, or wants too much, or wants what we all want but are to repressed to claim.

Yes, I want to have my cake and eat it too. Duh. Am I just supposed to admire it and imagine how delicious it is? Fuck that. I'm eating it! Don't look at me like that. I'll share. Or hand you a fork so you can eat your own.

pfft, I found it right away!

Female Circumcision: Rite of Passage Or Violation of Rights?
By Frances A. Althaus

Female circumcision, the partial or total cutting away of the external female genitalia, has been practiced for centuries in parts of Africa, generally as one element of a rite of passage preparing young girls for womanhood and marriage. Often performed without anesthetic under septic conditions by lay practitioners with little or no knowledge of human anatomy or medicine, female circumcision can cause death or permanent health problems as well as severe pain. Despite these grave risks, its practitioners look on it as an integral part of their cultural and ethnic identity, and some perceive it as a religious obligation.

Your Path is never wrong.

SNF
Da Bears!
that is all.

For all the Dirty Minds who thought I was lying when I talked about tits in the UK...

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Originally Posted by Massive (Post 698330)

A Blue Tit

A Coal Tit

A Bearded Tit

A Great Tit

And finally A Long Tailed Tit
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And ... tits on the radio

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi (Post 698335)

And ... tits on the radio

But there ain't no tits on the radio :cheesy: :tease:

lol, so wrong ....

It's a mirror! It's not very functional, but it looks cool.

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Happy B'day Rodin....

Remembering Auguste Rodin, the French sculptor and artistic innovator

From 1880 to the early years of the 20th century, Rodin created some of his most famous works: "The Kiss" (which depicts a scene from "The Inferno"), "The Burghers of Calais," "The Gates of Hell," and "The Thinker," which was first exhibited in 1904. Initially, "The Thinker" was placed in front of the Pantheon, an old church in the French Quarter of Paris; in the 1920s, it was moved to the newly-established Musée Rodin.

Rodin died in 1917, at the age of 77, in Meudon, a suburb of Paris. But his legacy lives on today.

Again, from the Website of the Rodin Museum: "The hallmarks of Rodin's style – his affinity for the partial figure, his focus on formal qualities and relationships rather than on narrative structure, and his desire to retain the marks of the sculptural process on his finished works – were revolutionary in his time. The evocative intensity of his works were elaborated on by countless artists who followed him."

From: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...82076155_n.png I enjoyed this comment so much that I just had to share it with you all. It's from our previous link about authorities in Texas banning a play about male penguins hatching an egg and bringing it up. I just thought it so perfectly summed up the silliness of our opposition.

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Sorry, I know it's huge, but ...