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*nodnod* Yep, it's true...I'm dancing around the computer room like a fool.. *Speakers UP!*
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Wow, it's been a lil while since I posted..
So, I'm waiting for the last bus of the night to get home from work and who desides that they need to take a seat and roll up a jay? Well, mr. homeless-i-kinda-smell-like-old-cheese-and-alcohol of course! So, I'm thinking, "oh how lovely, I'm going to get to spend the next 10 minutes with this delightful example of the human race". Long story short, he borrowed my lighter twice and was just warming up on his "the cops almost took me in last night" story when the bus drove up. He didn't get on.. Such a pitty.. Earlier that evening.. This lady comes into my place of work in tears, my co-worker told her the sales (35% off all vibrating toys!) and wanted to comfort her, but couldn't, being on the clock and all, so patted her awkwardly on the shoulder and walked back up front. After a bit she waved me over to asked for help picking out a vibratorand porn. Seems that her's just wasn't getting her there.. So, we pick her out some porn and grab a few toys from the shelf.. We test them out and I suggest the best way to use the bullet for stimulation.. I also let her know where her G-spot was.. She had no idea :| Turns out, the reason she'd been in tears was because she just couldn't.. finish.. Poor thing, I hope that she found some relief tonight.. Such a hard job I have.. |
crackin up.. i was reading posts not paying much attention when i stumbled on some talk about a base coat and a top coat.. i thought they were talking about painting a kitchen or bathroom... as i read someone mentioned lipstick... lol then i looked to see it was the all about femmes thread and they were disgussing thier nails!! sheeeeez what was i doing in that thread anyway?!
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tomorrow is National Grilled Cheese Day -- in case yall didn't know. :linecook:
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one good thing about the rain coming in... it will wash the bugs off my windshield |
Jamesons and mixed nuts.
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I rarely get excited about television BUT...
Eddie Izzard on the new season of U.S. of Tara is the height of *clever*! |
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Ah, whatever it was called, it was good. |
I think ascots need to make a comeback.
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I'm positive this is what my cat would say if she could talk...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...t-a-relief.jpg |
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Stevie Nicks is on Oprah tomorrow.
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Remember when teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crashed the stock market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, spilled oil in the Gulf of Mexico, gave themselves billions in bonuses, and paid no taxes?
Yeah, me neither. |
I do not like the texture of jelly beans. I love eating them...well actually sucking off the outer candy part and then when the mushy jelly inside gets on my tongue i spit the rest out.
I buy them and i eat them this way. Because i want to and because i can. |
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