We are stuck in todays technology
We have no concept of using just on Universal remote
Times are a changing

gm 3 reasons why people smoke e cigarettes?

habits are hard to break
we delude ourselves
e cigarettes look good with full sleeve tats, major back pieces and double pierced eyebrows.

gm3 reasons why eating a steers ass is better than eating a cockroach.

fried
baked
broiled


its meaty
has good fats
and its downright tasty


Gm 3 reason why you aren't asleep?

Who says I'm not asleep?
I don't like to sleep while I'm typing
I'm waiting for my dope dealer to show up.

GM3 things you know about Canada Day ( tomorrow)

It is celebrated in Canada
It is 7/1
It is on a Wednesday

What? I live in the US of don't know anything about any country but mine!

Gm3 things you want in a lover

Respect
Trust
Honesty

gm 3 things that broke up your last relationship?

must have a sense of humour (Surprise!)

must have passion and enthusiasm

must be emotionally mature, open to being loved, know how to say and do things that make me feel completely loved, safe and cared for, and be able to accept the same in return.

gm3 unfair things couples say to each other when they fight

You always say xyz.
You never listen when i speak
Your shoes are ugly

Gm3 reasons you like/dislike cheese

it slices easier than milk
it can make you smile
people eat it at their cottages.

gm3 reasons why kale is better for me than gluten

Kale is a green vegetable full of...some kind of vitamin
Kale is better than foods with gluten if you have Celiac disease
Kale has fewer calories than most products with gluten

Gm3 reasons why anyone would eat kale of their own free will

kale sticks between your teeth thereby staying in your system longer.
kale can be dried and smoked in all 50 states...except Hawaii and Alaska.
kale isn't French.

gm3 reasons why no one pickets movie theatres for charging 17$ for a bag of pop corn and a small Coke.

Buying $1.50 worth of product for $17 is not a requirement of admission
No one wants to admit they spent $17 for popcorn and a soda
There is only one theatre in town, and I'm not going to get banned!

Gm3 things you sneak into the movies in your purse/bag

rum, strawberries, ice...and a blender

gm3 forms of psychotherapy you have tried and found wanting

- talking to the dog
- shopping on tv
- screaming at the TV

Gimme 3 ways to enjoy a summer holiday at home.

Quietly, at home with the cats,
Outdoors with friends, a pool and a BBQ,
With a someone special, doing special things.

Give me 3 colors that describe you.

Ruby Red, Violet, Ebony.

Give me 3 colours that describe your current location.

honey
ecru
black

Did I do that right? I just described my floor/walls/desk.

Give me 3 items of clothing in your closet that you never wear.

Tee that says "I'm with her>>>>>". I can't even remember who "her" was.
Tank top that says" Throw Water on Me".
Green velour bell bottoms.

gm3 of the funniest things you've ever seen written on a tee shirt.

We have a local t-shirt company that is known for their funny tees. Here are some of my faves:

http://www.chane.com/_assets/img/mod...alardon350.jpg http://www.chane.com/_assets/img/Cha...usDontCare.jpg
http://www.chane.com/_assets/img/you...rt_backrub.jpg

Give me three of your favorite things about the city where you live.