The weather has drastically changed. We are back up in the high 60's. Now, don't get too excited. The temp. is going to drop back down next weekend, and snow is back in the big picture. Crap. Just what I want to do is shovel more of the white stuff all weekend long. :cold::woodchop::censor::rant:

Dinner was yummo

Enchantress,

I just had a horrible spat with my sister.:slapfight: :annoyed: She was just on her 'she is right I am wrong' rants. :explode: I have even made up finger pupets to tease her. :furious: She was so mad at me. :cheesy: You could see steam coming out from her ears. And I was just rotflmao at her. :rofl: She is something else. Our fight was over a present. :cracked: :piratelaugh:

I wish you luck!

Peace,
Andrew
:cigar:

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.

He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and

set about nailing it to a post on the edge of

his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the

post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked

down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your

puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat

off the back of his neck, "These puppies come

from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then

reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a

handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take

a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out

a whistle.. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain

link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the

dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy

noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably

smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat

awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward

the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the

runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,

"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able

to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,

reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his

trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down

both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made

shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,

I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone

who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and

picked up the little pup

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"

answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love.."

The world is full of people who need someone who

understands..

I ate too many cookies

A star is born.
 

Ha, I love the guy in the window seat with the ball cap who is thinking if he just doesn't look at her, she will vanish. At least she didn't set her pants on fire.

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I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'.

And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone."

Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?

DUDE!!! Next time announce a spoiler alert!

Now I have to toss my complete set of all 9 seasons of Roseanne.

So im in the ER last night feeling fuck-all sorry for myself, wondering if i'll live through new years eve, when out of the blue we hear a baritone voice crystal clear shriek "MOTHERFUCKERS!! GET AWAY!! I'LL FUCKING PEE FOR U, I'LL PEE, GET AWAY DONT SHOVE THAT SHIT UP MY PRICK!! PLEASE, I'LL FUCKIN PEE GODDAMNIT FUCKIN BITCH GET AWAY", half the nurses station was in stitches by the time he was done, and i kinda sympathized with the bugger..
I'm very familiar with how this particular ER is with catheters...
But then, I needed a giggle...
:huhlaugh:

randomly posting this :amsmiling: cause I fell like that !

:snowysmiley:

why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.