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UofMfan 04-01-2010 11:09 AM

A conversation I just had...

Me: "I would love to know what you are thinking"

You: "So do I"

: )

Linus 04-01-2010 11:11 AM

OK. Mitmo, JakeTulane and Random, in the most polite terms: KNOCK IT OFF! This is not the place for this discussion. If you want to this, take it out to the playground.

Next one who does this is out for a timeout of at least a week.

*growls*


:angry:

Enchantress 04-01-2010 12:27 PM

Why are all the good things risky?
 
I want to use Latisse (you should see the results ladies) but I don't want to risk brown iris pigmentation. Long, ultra long lashes (natural) vs changing eye color. Eye color wins. Pfft!

JakeTulane 04-01-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 75557)
I can't post a song on the "What are you listening to now" thread unless the YouTube box actually shows up. When it's just the link I have to delete it because the look of the post bothers me. Odd but true.

*blink*


Now I am blinking too.. it just did it to Me twice.. and I feel the same way..

SuperFemme 04-01-2010 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 76992)
I want to use Latisse (you should see the results ladies) but I don't want to risk brown iris pigmentation. Long, ultra long lashes (natural) vs changing eye color. Eye color wins. Pfft!

How can that even change ones eye color? Frightening.

Kenna 04-01-2010 02:15 PM

I LOVE my new temp, PT job!! And my boss is TOO COOL!
The boss made it sound like the phones would be DRIVING me crazy!

it's rang 5 times today...

So I've used the extra time to learn more about his company and possibly running my own franchise in another State south of here.... I'd LOVE to get back into the construction field!

Lady Pamela 04-01-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 77028)
How can that even change ones eye color? Frightening.

That is one of the main warnings...That an eye lid darkening...Not worth it.

moxie 04-01-2010 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 77028)
How can that even change ones eye color? Frightening.

If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

SuperFemme 04-01-2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Pamela (Post 77063)
That is one of the main warnings...That an eye lid darkening...Not worth it.

j

Right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 77075)
If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

No. That is useful info. Who knew?

socialjustice_fsu 04-01-2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 77075)
If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

You are absolutely correct. In the script form it is Alphagan. Latisse is probably 10 times more expensive. This is NOT something to mess around with for the sake of vanity. It is a drug with a number of warnings...it is before the DEA for a possible black box warning. Maybelline Great Lash is safer, smarter and sexier.

Blade 04-01-2010 03:30 PM

86 degrees is way to damn HOT for April 1st. I hope this isn't an indication of how hot the summer is gonna be.

Linus 04-01-2010 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 77084)
86 degrees is way to damn HOT for April 1st. I hope this isn't an indication of how hot the summer is gonna be.

Well. I imagine it's better than -83F on April 1st. :| (http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/89606.html)

Jet 04-01-2010 03:59 PM

I think Tilapia and a big salad is in order. Later all.

JakeTulane 04-01-2010 05:42 PM

My landlord raising the rent again today. The second time in a year. This is where not having to sign a lease becomes a curse.

Gemme 04-01-2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 76848)
That was a girl???

I went with the physical presentation. :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 77075)
If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

Never useless. I keep watching the commercials to see if Brooke's eyes have started to change color. My eyes are already brown but I don't know if it would change the shade of brown. Mine are sherry brown, which is much better than say, oh shit brown. :1femme:

Random 04-01-2010 07:31 PM

whilst removing 1500 layers of paint from 30000000000000000 million hinges, I noticed somethings..

Part of the hinge looked like hello kitty's face....

and

My gloves were melting from dipping my hand into the soaking vat..

So.. I'm looking at hello kitty and thinking.. I'm melting.. which we all know brought a certain movie to my mind...

Helooooo Kitty.. I'm melting... Oh look.. hello kitty... I'm melting..

I thought.. where Qwork and the Sureal Thread when a girl needs it..

Kenna 04-01-2010 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random (Post 77217)
whilst removing 1500 layers of paint from 30000000000000000 million hinges, I noticed somethings..

Part of the hinge looked like hello kitty's face....

and

My gloves were melting from dipping my hand into the soaking vat..

So.. I'm looking at hello kitty and thinking.. I'm melting.. which we all know brought a certain movie to my mind...

Helooooo Kitty.. I'm melting... Oh look.. hello kitty... I'm melting..

I thought.. where Qwork and the Sureal Thread when a girl needs it..

Ummmm, Random, hon.... I think the fumes may be gettin' to your head! Careful there darlin'!! You shoulda seen me when I got high off of tile mastic while putting down new flooring in the gymnasium at Job Corp. I'd NEVER been high in my life... but that day I acted like the student that huffed freon from the air conditioners! (Thinking back, I think I killed some brain cells when I was seein' hello kitty in the designs on the floor tiles!)

moxie 04-01-2010 07:59 PM

This show makes me cry every single episode. :bigcry:

WingsOnFire 04-01-2010 08:02 PM

Daddy noticed a bruise on my knuckle and asked me what I punched today... blink blink...
:playingcat: no Daddy... I was playing all day... still dont know where the damn bruise came from...

WingsOnFire 04-01-2010 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 77232)
This show makes me cry every single episode. :bigcry:

what show?? huh huh??? what show??? No --->> :watereyes: only --->>:cheer:

moxie 04-01-2010 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MidnightBlueEyes (Post 77240)
what show?? huh huh??? what show??? No --->> :watereyes: only --->>:cheer:

Grey's Anatomy. Anything remotely sad on tv or movies makes me cry. Sad stuff in person, I am pretty stoic.

Gemme 04-01-2010 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 77242)
Grey's Anatomy. Anything remotely sad on tv or movies makes me cry. Sad stuff in person, I am pretty stoic.

I'm the same way. Movies, commercials, songs, etc....I weep like a willow. Death, dismemberment, travesty in general in front of me....I say "Let's keep your fingers on ice so they might be able to be reattached" and move on. :blink:

Random 04-01-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 77222)
Ummmm, Random, hon.... I think the fumes may be gettin' to your head! Careful there darlin'!! You shoulda seen me when I got high off of tile mastic while putting down new flooring in the gymnasium at Job Corp. I'd NEVER been high in my life... but that day I acted like the student that huffed freon from the air conditioners! (Thinking back, I think I killed some brain cells when I was seein' hello kitty in the designs on the floor tiles!)

LOL

I was outside with a nice breeze... but still, maybe bending over that bucket wasn't the best idea...

WingsOnFire 04-01-2010 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 77242)
Grey's Anatomy. Anything remotely sad on tv or movies makes me cry. Sad stuff in person, I am pretty stoic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 77246)
I'm the same way. Movies, commercials, songs, etc....I weep like a willow. Death, dismemberment, travesty in general in front of me....I say "Let's keep your fingers on ice so they might be able to be reattached" and move on. :blink:

OOHHH... Greys.. that says it all!! Ok, I wont ask cause I DVR it and havent watched it yet... hands puregrrl a tissue box...

Gemme.... you just read my Daddy's DVR list...

Write14u 04-01-2010 08:49 PM

News crap gives me a headache. May I please go back to sports. It's infinitely more interesting than politicians, the legality of bingo and other various and asundry things. *sigh*

Kenna 04-01-2010 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random (Post 77254)
LOL

I was outside with a nice breeze... but still, maybe bending over that bucket wasn't the best idea...


OH MY WORD!! LOL
Bending over a 5gal bucket of mastic is EXACTLY how I got high!
I was sitting on the gym floor cross legged...with a bucket that was almost empty... mastic is VERY sticky... so I clamped my legs around the bucket and reached in with the trowel with my head just above the bucket... it only took a few moments to make me "VERY LOOPY!"

Lesson: Be careful bending over buckets!
Ya don't wanna be as LOOPY as Ms. Sweet in her pink hardhat and oversized steel-toed boots!


Gemme 04-01-2010 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 77265)

OH MY WORD!! LOL
Bending over a 5gal bucket of mastic is EXACTLY how I got high!
I was sitting on the gym floor cross legged...with a bucket that was almost empty... mastic is VERY sticky... so I clamped my legs around the bucket and reached in with the trowel with my head just above the bucket... it only took a few moments to make me "VERY LOOPY!"

Lesson: Be careful bending over buckets!
Ya don't wanna be as LOOPY as Ms. Sweet in her pink hardhat and oversized steel-toed boots!


Gemme would like proof of such an event. Pictures will suffice but video is preferred. Thank you.

moxie 04-01-2010 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 77265)

OH MY WORD!! LOL
Bending over a 5gal bucket of mastic is EXACTLY how I got high!
I was sitting on the gym floor cross legged...with a bucket that was almost empty... mastic is VERY sticky... so I clamped my legs around the bucket and reached in with the trowel with my head just above the bucket... it only took a few moments to make me "VERY LOOPY!"

Lesson: Be careful bending over buckets!
Ya don't wanna be as LOOPY as Ms. Sweet in her pink hardhat and oversized steel-toed boots!


Are the steel-toed boots pink too? I wanna see. :)

Kenna 04-01-2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 77267)
Gemme would like proof of such an event. Pictures will suffice but video is preferred. Thank you.

Ohhhh Gemmie! YOU ARE OVER THE TOP!!
But I LOVE it!
No proof of event.... only pictures taken by the boss of me standing ontop of a 6' high cinder-block wall just when I was about to rip into the kid that was high on freon, when he nearly knocked me off said wall.

The boss didn't make me 'fore-woman' without good cause! Making me fore-woman is why he said I had to wear a pink hardhat...so he could pick me out of the crowd!!! (HEY, I was the only woman and the only one with size DD bra!!...why did I need that hardhat... cuz I really admired Mr. Baldwin and it was all in good fun!) But I was FUNNY ontop that wall...all scared of heights and grabbing onto the nearest fence pole while I screamed at that kid. All in good fun!!! I learned SO MUCH at Job Corps, not just my trade.... but how to get high WITHOUT even trying! LOL!!



Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 77269)
Are the steel-toed boots pink too? I wanna see. :)


Nope, sorry sweetie... Job Corps wasn't accustomed to women requesting to be in construction trade classes, so they only had large men's size boots and large uniforms (I was less than 100lbs... so I had LOTs of room in my boots and uniform!)... ohhhh my feet hurt so bad!! But I think my big boots and sassy-ness kept me from falling off that wall!

Lady Pamela 04-02-2010 08:36 PM

When your feeling weak.
And life is making you appear small.
Do whatever it takes, to make yourself mighty!

http://www.software-dungeon.co.uk/im...picturesss.jpg

Write14u 04-03-2010 12:07 AM

I now am indebted to the old man bastard who hovers around at our job. He was the only one still at the paper when the pre-press guys discovered an error on one of our sports pages. Ever tried to talk a non-computer type through a complicated program? Damn. Just damn.

Lady Pamela 04-03-2010 01:04 AM

If you love somebody,
set them free.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don’t, they never were.


http://www.onlinehomestudies.com/blo.../07/angel2.jpg


Mariah Carey - Butterfly

When you love someone so deeply
They become your life
It's easy to succumb to overwhelming fears inside
Blindly I imagined I could
Keep you under glass
Now I understand to hold you
I must open up my hands and watch you rise
Chorus

Spread you wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be, so spread your wings and fly
Butterfly
Verse 2

I have learned that beauty
Has to flourish in the light
Wild horses run unbridled
Or their spirit dies
You have given me the courage
To be all that I can
And I truly feel your heart will
Lead you back to me when you're
Ready to land
Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me, we truly were meant to be
So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly)
Butterfly (butterfly)
Bridge

I can't pretend these tears
Aren't overflowing steadily
I can't prevent this hurt from
Almost overtaking me
But I will stand and say goodbye (stand and say goodbye)
For you'll never be mine
Until you know the way it feels to fly
Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun (fly to the sun)
If you should return to me (I will know you're mine)
We truly were meant to be (spread your wings and fly)
So spread your wings and fly
Butterfly (my butterfly)
Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be (you and I)
So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly)
Butterfly
So flutter through the sky
Butterfly
Fly
Spread your wings and fly
Butterfly.

Diva 04-03-2010 01:22 AM

I was almost shocked when I went to Wal~Mart this evening at midnight ~ THINKING it would be rather quiet......and seeing all KINDS of children there...crying and squealing and running amok through the aisles.....

What manner of heinous fuckery was THAT!??!?!?! :argue:

Get those children in BED! Holiday, SCHMOLiday!!!!

:eatthebunny:



WILDCAT 04-03-2010 02:32 AM

DEDICATION
 

Today is my parents 59th Wedding Anniversary.

My Mom wanted me to look up this poem for her and my father - and print it for them. I would just like to share it here too.

I was very fortunate (and I know I mention this often, my love for them) to have such wonderful, loving and caring parents. They truly have become my best friends. And if it wasn't for them, HONESTLY - I really wouldn't fully understand what "unconditional love" IS, as I now know it to be.

So, I thank them for ALL they've given to me, to us kids.
__

Please open and read if you like. SMILE... I like to share!



http://www.healingheart.net/poetry/go_first.html


:rose:

*I love you Mom and Dad.

Rook 04-03-2010 06:46 AM

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.
:cracked::cracked:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

hmm...watching the old "Annie"
they really didn't have anything nice to say to or about Sandy huh?
fuck...
"dumb dog"
"dumb-looking"
"champion, anything but"
"kittens would frighten him"

it still astonishes me he bothers to cross the street to her after that song..

Cyclopea 04-03-2010 09:31 AM


Diva 04-03-2010 10:22 AM

I may or may not have bought LIME GREEN PEEPS at the Wal~Market last night at midnight~thirty.

That's what one does at the Wal~Market at midnight~thirty. Just sayin'....:thinking: Heinous fuckery ensues.



Tommi 04-03-2010 11:00 AM

We have some awesome people on this Planet. Saying thanks:pile::superman::goodscore: and a shout out to all that make it such a great place.

FemineAllure just donated PETSMART GIFT CARDS, totaling $200.


Jake Tulane just donated 7 more: "Jakes Breast Cancer Awareness Bracelets ( pink cat's eye and pearls with a solid sterling silver pink Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon charm on each. Way to go Jake. A reminder of how important awareness and annual screenings are IMO, and Hi 5 to Rainbowchick who is doing the 60 miles for Breast Cancer Awareness walk.

moxie 04-03-2010 12:35 PM

yum
 
Whoever invented hummus is right next in line to the person who invented feta as the most brilliant foodie.

Diva 04-03-2010 01:30 PM

Today, I use the power tools. And the wood glue.

Today is Butch Day For The Diva.......

But I'm wearing my cute sage green capris and cute little sneakers.

But I'm SWEATING! (Who the hell invented THAT!)

:whoop:




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