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StillettoDoll 05-20-2011 04:14 AM




For years and years they told me,
" Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them
And give them monthly tests."
So I heeded all their warnings
and protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully
And always wore a bra.
After 40 years of careful care
The doctor found a lump.
He ordered up a mammogram
To look inside that clump.
"Stand up very close," she said,
as she got my breast in line.
" And tell me when it hurts," she said
" Ah, yes! There! That's just fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate was pressing down,
My boob was in a vise!
My skin was stretched and stretched
From way up by my chin.
My poor breast was being squashed
To Swedish Pancake thin!
Excruciating pain I felt,
within its viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit."
Take a deep breath," she said to me.
Who does she think she's kidding?
My chest is smashed in her machine,
I can't breath and weary I am getting.
"There, that was good," I heard her say,
as the room was swaying.
" Now let's get the other one".
" Lord have mercy," I was praying.
I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have popped by now.

JakeTulane 05-20-2011 06:00 AM

“I take all of my dreams, blow them into balloons, then float them out into the universe. And the only way I know they’ve gotten where they needed to go, is when they start coming true.” - Unknown

JakeTulane 05-20-2011 06:01 AM

“Some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle or end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.” - Unknown

JakeTulane 05-20-2011 06:02 AM

“Sometimes it’s easy to feel like you’re the only one in the world who’s struggling, who’s frustrated, or unsatisfied, or barely getting by. But that feelings a lie. And if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it all for another day and someone, or something, will find you and make it all okay. Because we all need a little help sometimes. Someone to help us hear the music in our world. To remind us that it won’t always be this way. That someone is out there, and that someone will find you.” - from One Tree Hill

femmedyke 05-20-2011 07:15 AM

“You may as well memorize this sentence now: If it’s to be, it’s up to me.” – Wendy Robbins

violaine 05-20-2011 11:39 AM

"...a strong nation, like a strong person, can afford to be gentle, firm, thoughtful, and restrained. it can afford to extend a helping hand to others. it's a weak nation, like a weak person, that must behave with bluster and boasting and rashness and other signs of insecurity.”

--Jimmy Carter


justkim 05-20-2011 12:44 PM

“I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries”

- Theodore Isaac Rubin -

Janstevie 05-20-2011 12:54 PM

A friend is someone who will help you move, A good friend is someone who will help you move a body.

Elijah 05-20-2011 08:36 PM

"When we were children, we used to think that when we grew up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability, to be alive is to be vulnerable."

~Madeleine L'Engle

Diva 05-20-2011 09:20 PM

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.

~Lyndon B. Johnson



Ms. Meander 05-21-2011 06:32 AM

Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
- Thomas Mann

Ms. Tabitha 05-21-2011 06:40 AM

Jealousy is the pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves
~ Joseph Addison


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Ms. Tabitha 05-21-2011 06:41 AM

"The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,but true beauty in a Woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she knows."
~ Audrey Hepburn

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JakeTulane 05-21-2011 10:29 AM

"Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around." ~E.L. Konigsburg

JakeTulane 05-21-2011 10:30 AM

Every now and then,
when the world sits just right,
a gentle breath of heaven
fills my soul with delight...
~Hazelmarie ‘Mattie’ Elliott, A Breath of Heaven

JakeTulane 05-21-2011 10:31 AM

"If you search the world for happiness, you may find it in the end, for the world is round and will lead you back to your door." ~Robert Brault

UofMfan 05-21-2011 04:35 PM

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” ~ Tom Robbins

Elijah 05-21-2011 10:03 PM

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."

~George Orwell

JakeTulane 05-22-2011 12:39 PM

"Learning to let things go and forgive isn't always easy, but when we truly forgive, it helps foster better health, better relationships, a deeper sense of purpose and self worth and a feeling of connection to others." -- Robert Alan

JakeTulane 05-22-2011 12:40 PM

"We cannot change the past, but we can change our attitude toward it. Uproot guilt and plant forgiveness. Tear out arrogance and seed humility. Exchange love for hate --- thereby, making the present comfortable and the future promising." -- Maya Angelou


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