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When 5 hours of sleep just doesn't cut it any more..... :seeingstars:
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Throwing bottles
I got tickle today at work and here is why.
You know when you are getting older when you ride around the building looking for a recycle bin to throw your empty plastic water bottle in, instead of riding down the road looking for a sign or mailbox to throw your, empty Michelob BOTTLES at. |
When your toenail clippings become shrapnel.
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Pesky Gray Hairs. First your head. Then your eyebrows. Then your "nether regions" When they hit my eyelashes I plan to pitch a wee fit. :bow:
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When you...
Start referring to young ppl as "they" while complaining about their behavior, way they dress etc... When you think life was better 10-20 years ago... When more or less everything in your body aches more and more often for no apparent reason... When you memory no long functions the way it used to... (what thread was it I was replying to again?) |
Yer gettin' old when you need...
More than one pair of specs for specific purposes.:glasses:
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When my whole shape has changed to someone i don't recognize, and losing one single pound isn't as easy as it used to be.
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Getting older
Hi,
In my case it is that I look forward to the Antiques Road Show on PBS Monday nights.....:(.......just give me a TV tray. Chad |
when my BS meter has shortened and I deal less and less with it...
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I push my glasses up on my head so I can see what's on my phone. Then I spend five minutes looking for my glasses.
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When you remember NEVER misplacing your car keys and your bifocals didn't exist yet
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When your sentences begin with... "remember when...."
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When I used to say "hold my beer and watch this"....
Now I say "here, let me get your beer" and "Oh, that's really gonna hurt in the mornin'" |
i can appreciate the little things
i like flying..but only in bed |
When I realise'd I couldn't control everything I wished I could.
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When you break down and label your once up and perky lady parts.....flip and flop.
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Have difficulty remembering if you already told someone something ...
My memory is not what it used to be! |
I think the day i realized i was "older", was the day it sunk in that someday (probably long before i want), i will die and there is NOTHING i can do about it.:vigil:
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You know you're getting older when...
You remember 30yrs ago far more clearly than last week or even yesterday :|
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