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Fire. Good.
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I have forgotten what it feels like to have $500 in my checking account.......
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this cracked me up
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie , 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chickenshit.' |
It is hot enough
To Fry green eggs and spam on the sidewalk (spam can be sliced thinner for a better sidewalk fry) outside |
I wanna work for Consumer Reports
And test things all day :) |
It takes me three games to pool to warm up properly and one more to start losing again. :blink:
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Angry that Angry birds is so dang addictive...
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Yodel
Instead of talking to Beasley's plants I am going to start yelling at them to see if they still grow. They may end up troubled and insecure. It's my experiment and I might even wear a cape during the process.
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This is an excellent piece.
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In Chicago. It's the best! Woohoo! I sure did miss it out here! Had Home Run Inn Pizza today and tomorrow a Cubs game! :cheer: |
I need a woman with a slow hand. ;)
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Does anyone believe in true, old fashioned love anymore? The kind that you actually *work* at to make it last?
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It is whining-Wednesday:
I slept poorly. The humidity is at 85%, it is soupy and mosquito-y outside. I am working on a playground revitalization proposal and am in/out all day. I mistakenly thought I had scheduled a budget meeting for 830am and rushed out of the house without drying my hair, in a rather dodgy ensem. Consequently, I'm having a truly horrific hair day and I am wearing dark coloured shorts with legs that are an unenviable shade of cadaver pale. AND I left the breakfast, lunch and coffee I packed on the kitchen counter. I wanna go back to bed and start today over. ::whine:: <--- i didn't know there was a whine emoticon, but i like it! |
"California" We've been on the run Driving in the sun Looking out for number 1 California here we come Right back where we started from Hustlers grab your guns Your shadow weighs a ton Driving down the 101 California here we come Right back where we started from California! Here we come! On the stereo Listen as we go Nothing's gonna stop me now California here we come Right back where we started from Pedal to the floor Thinkin' of the roar Gotta get us to the show California here we come Right back where we started from California! Here we come! |
Hot hot
I've heard people say things like 'Oh, I just forgot to eat' or 'It's just too hot to eat' Neither of those phrases have ever come from my lips....until this weekend.
It was too hot and I was so busy, I forgot to eat :| |
Today is not a good day.....
I just can't find the horizon..... I know it's there - but I've lost my way...... |
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