my fail safe rice cooker...add some rice, stick your finger in, pour water up to first joint on your index finger, cover pot, flip the switch.

my paper shredder....so satisfying

my Honda 2008 CRV...I used to drive a Porsche 911, now I don't care where I park.

gm3 of your most charming traits

~i can cook a nice meal for guests
~i can entertain said guests wit' the art o' conversation
~i can laugh at me own foibles


good one, let's give it another go then...

I give off a "comfortable old shoes" vibe..meaning EVEN if you've never met me before, you'll feel comfortable and at ease around me!

I am the FIRST to admit I was wrong and apologize!

I have an excellent sense of humor and find it helps lighten often depression situations!

give me 3 things about yourself you WISH you could change but KNOW you'll never be able to!

I'm short
I'm old
I'm cranky

gm3 reasons why you'd never complete, varnish, and hang a jigsaw puzzle in your living room.

• I wish I hadn’t been so snotty to my parents as a teen.
  
• I’d like to be better at small talk with strangers…total introvert through and through.
  
• I’m a damned klutz. That’s likely to stick with me forever.

Give me three characteristics that are a must in a future partner.

Honesty
Respect
Must be a good communicator

GM 3 musts for you for your next partner?

MUST have a sense of humor
MUST have a sense of humor
MUST have a sense of humor......I did mention about the sense of humor thingy right?


3 things you can't live without

Ginger Ale
Chocolate moon pies
the internet for now lol

GM 3 things that you could do without?

foot fungus
anal warts
herpes

gm3 reasons you live where you live

It's affordable.
I love the area.
It's very queer friendly.

Give me three things to do with a paper clip.

reclose a Doritos bag

clean your fingernails

bind chicken legs before roasting

gm3 reasons not to recycle

It's all to damn complicated!!!!
I don't know what to do with empty pizza boxes
I don't want recycled items, I want new!

gm3 examples of ways you've used to decline a date

BUMP BUMP..

gm3 examples of ways you've used to decline a date:

I'm a lesbian
I'm straight
I'm celibate

Give me 3 places you'd rather be this coming Christmas than at home with family

Chicago
Chicago
Chicago...Did I mention I LOVE Chicago??

3 things you hope Santa DOES NOT bring

A Yoko Ono cd
Any sort of dodgy/suspect foods from abroad
Nylon socks

give me things you hope Santa has got in his swag bag for you?

A very nice woman
A airline ticket (or two) for Chicago
A gift certificate for a weeks stay at Days Inn on Diversity Parkway

give me 3 things/people/events you want to avoid during the holidays

1. being plopped on Santa's knee at the mall
2. turkeys without stuffing
3. the sight of red wine stains on beige carpets

gm3 flowers you like to see in flower arrangements ( or bouquets)

Carnations
Tiger Lily's
Baby's Breathe

gm3 traditions you hold dear around the holidays

1. mocking people who believe in elves

2. going to department store perfume counters and spraying as much as I can get my hands on

3.gathering the grandchildren round on Christmas Eve to watch "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

gm3 things that should not be included in Christmas Dinner (assuming you have one )