you know you're getting old when your softball team is known as "the limping lesbians"
:pinata::pinata::pinata:

I know I'm getting older when I gotta crawl up in the back of the truck with the aide of "horse steps" instead of swiftly, quickly, gracefully jumping over the tailgate or climbing over the side by using the tire as my step...there's nothing graceful about how I just had to crawl and hobble up here.

When I need help cutting my toenails with a chain saw.

when getting healthy isn't an option

you've found
 

it's not getting what you want, its knowing what you want

When, while riding down the road you without hesitation say 30 years ago, blah blah blah

I still do that...... LOL

You finally get the saying "It is none of your business what others think of you"

So well said.

You know you're getting old when...
 

When things that use to matter don't anymore, they are just not that important. Kinda like don't sweat the small stuff

When everyone use to tell me I had the patience of Job. I don't feel that way anymore. I have no patience for adult ignorance, disrespect, stupidity and drama. But still have the patience of Job with kids.

When some folks get on my nerves just because they are wasting perfectly good oxygen with every breath

I know I'm getting older every time I look in the mirror and see my silver hair. I still think of myself with darker hair so sometimes it's a bit of a shock to see this full white head of hair. Ah well

Lol why my exe,s feel they want to call me???

When your best friend over over 15 years screams out, you have a bunch of gray hair on the back of your head!

when I ask strangers in stores what labels says, I can't see that small print.

when I get excited about a 24 hour craft event on HSN, like, today. I was already told "you don't need any more art supplies", at least 15 times while still on coffee number 1, I need to find some crafty femmes on here....I have my eye on a sewing machine, for me, that's a real sign.