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Why do watermelons have big fancy weddings???
They cantaloupe. |
[B]For you.....
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender says, "Dry?" The Germans says "Nein, just one." |
You've got mail :)
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste. |
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What do you get
when you cross a pair of pants with a dictionary? Smarty pants. |
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Q: What bow can't be tied?
A; A rainbow. :balloon: |
Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: Once you lose your first hand you get hooked! |
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Q: Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank? A: Because they'll wash up on shore later. |
This thread makes me :cracked::cracked::cracked:
Mrs Tiger on the other hand doesn't have the same appreciation when I read them to her. Her reaction makes them even funnier. |
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"A new study has found that women who carry extra weight live longer than than the men who mention it" didn't she..:giggle: |
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Q:What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
A: Aerial Q: What do you call a magic owl? A: Hoodini! |
an Ode to tête-a-tête's between two dictators....
Q: what did the two dictator's say to each other during their latest phone battle?
A: you're my favorite "Dick-ta-phone." :blush: |
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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
A: It got stuck in a crack. :blush: :balloon: :giggle: |
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