What do you call a cow laying down?




ground beef

What do you call a bird that just flew into a fan?



Shredded tweet

Q: What did the magician say to the fisherman??? :giggle:

A: Pick a Cod, Pick a Cod!!!


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why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?



if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!

.....:rofl:.......and no doubt he said it in a New York/ New Jersey accent...

Don't say I didn't warn you, the following jokes may make you go "uggggh"
BUT, come on! admit it! you smiled. :)


A jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey! Don't start anything!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car."

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/49/1a/cb/4...ey-cartoon.jpg


Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make bread? Because it’s a crummy job.

What kind of music did the pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock

Why did the girls let the sweet potato join the band? So they could have a yam session.

TDay...
 

Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside

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Tday 2..
 

Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.

Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where’s popcorn?

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