"gm3 things that help you wake up in the mornings "

The alarm clock
coffee
a shower

GM3 things you gotta do at the beginning of your day or you just don't feel right.

Coffee
Brush my teeth
Yoga


GM3 foods that you didn't eat as a kid that you eat now.

Jesus (that special water would be a nice addition to the BBQ, just sayin')
Ben Franklin
Marilyn Monroe

GM3 songs that make you feel good.

Jesus
Janis Joplin
Kia

GM3 things that make you cry...

a hurt child
a hurt animal
elderly abuse

gm3 of the worst smells

Human poop.
Dirty body oder.
Llama's

GM3 of your favourite smells.

The sea air (if it smells salty and I can hear waves it must be vacation)

Lilacs (instantly makes me think of my Grama!)

Bergamont (there is something innately soothing about a cuppa earl grey)


Give me three people who have positively influenced your life

Mary Hooper
Lewis Puller
Judy Gretch

GM3 ways someone can steel your heart

kindness towards others
self awareness (old soul)
passion

gm3 times u embaressed yourself

kindness towards me and others
respect self respect as well as respect toward life
visible honesty and integrity

ugh lol
1. when i was a kid i didnt notice a screen door closed i ran full force through the house headed outside, the screen door stopped me and threw me back lol
2. I brought cupcakes to my kids softball game because it was her 9th birthday i slipped on wet grass spraining my ankle and sending cupcakes flying...
3. I broke my arm falling of the wash machine and when i told the er doc that he went and got a bunch of other docs and i had to repeat my statement i was deadpan serious...I had no idea why they laughed...later i had to tell a clerk at a grocery he laughed too...I seriously didn't get it, i was 24 what the hell did i know? someone explained to me people laughed because they thought i was having sex...oh well i wasn't i utilized the shelving above machine for a pantry and i was gather stuff to make my homemade spaghetti sauce.. i still have never had sex on a wash machine...that's about the only place lol

i can be a bit long winded

repeat please gm3 times you embarrassed yourself

~ I busted my ass at a lifestyle demo on protocol-fell right into the chest/lap of a FemDom who happens to be a community leader. (lots of variables created my lack of balance)

~ I was at the fair once, being heckled by the guy running the game where you throw a baseball at milk bottles. Since I was very past hearing him say that I probably "threw like a girl," I fell into his trap and decided to play. First ball was a miss. But the second, was different. I threw it as hard as I could, missed the milk bottles but hit the backdrop with such ferocity that the ball came flying back towards us. It sped by the worker, almost clipping his ear. It hit the chain that was holding the game sign, the chain snapped and the sign flew down like a pendulum and barely missed everyone standing there. At that point, the worker handed me the largest prize there and said "please leave my booth."

~ When I was 18, I sang a song on the radio about picking your nose. It was a radio stunt that paid me $100 and I never thought twice about it.

GM3 jobs you would NEVER do.

:sparklyheart:

Waiter or waitress
Cleaning service like a maid
Admin where you're stuck inside all day.
GM3 the first 3 things at capture your attention when you see a stranger you are physically attracted to.

height
eyes
smile

repeat please

repeat
 

eyes
smile
shoes
:cigar2:

Hair
Curves
Nails and smile. What? That's 3...... ish

GM3 of your fav birds

giggling here

cockatiel (sp?)
sparrows
crows

gm3 of your favorite critters

critters
 

puppies
squirrels
chipmunks

gm3 books you would like to read

Three books I would like to *finish* reading (they've been stacked on my nightstand for AGES)

*Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino
*The Night Watch by Sarah Waters
*IQ84 by Haruki Murakami (I've not actually started this one, I'm a bit intimidated by it :| )


Give me three of your favorite books/stories from childhood

Good Night Moon
Heidi
The Wind in the Willows

GM3 things in your refrigerator that you have no intention of eating


P.S. 1Q84 was W E I R D

sour cream
mayonaise
any one of the half dozen containers of old salsa and/or red sauce

Give me three of the most adventurous things you've ever eaten

Rice with pig's blood
A dog biscuit
Something that might have been either leftover beef stroganoff or tempe with noodles. (Couldn't really tell)


GM3 guilty pleasures

morning sex
afternoon sex
evening sex

repeat...:)

Whipped cream out of the can
Being home alone
The BC thread...:giggle:

GM3 things you want MORE of...

morning sex
afternoon sex
evening sex

yeah like gaea said,
lather
rinse
Repeat

:innocent:

1) 3-day weekends
2) chocolate
3) nearby butches! :)

GM3 things you'd do on a whim without thinking twice.

:)

bungie jump
sky dive
scuba dive

gm3 reasons why not?

b/c change is good
you may learn something
what do you have to lose?

gm3 things in your family that bugs you

I don't have any living relatives so I'm working from memory here:

the "dont argue in front of the children" attitude (the children could have used a couple of role models with regard to anger & problem solving)

the you live under my roof, you'll follow my rules attitude (critical thinking simply doesn't allow for the defense of this requirement)

the don't smoke lecture from two smoking parents


GM3 your three dream jobs

Travel photographer for Conde Nast
White-water kayak guide
Lady-Who-Lunches (professional philanthropist)



Give me three of the worst jobs you've had

driving an ice cream truck
Human Resources at a call center
delivery driver

GM3 things that make you blush

1. Being called my given name because only mama used it when I was in trouble.
2. When I trip over my own feet
3. Being teased about stuff

GM3 items in your closet that you won't get rid of but know you should

These green cargo pants I love but they have holes and they are worn out.
This blue golf shirt I love, again worn out
And some oxfords I never wear.
GM3 dumb , or crazy or mean or illegal etc . Things you did and are so glad you got away with it.

Outrunning the cops a few times, once turning off my lights at night to lose them.
Stealing food when I was homeless
Sneaking out the house as a teen to meet a girl

GM3 of the most daring things you've ever done

fired an M-60 from the hip
rode on the rails of a helicopter
eaten at one of those roach coach taco trucks........
gm3 obstacles to Happiness

greed
being self-centered
fear

GM3 things you could not forgive.

republicans
haters
animal or child abuse

gm3 things that rhyme with Darrel

I accomplished something
Someone I loved accomplished something
Just because... I like this one and choose it often

GM3 things that rhyme with orange... just kidding
GM3 things that make you go hmmmm