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Can't Santa just leave his suit on?
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Do you want him to leave his hat on?
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Will he be smoking his pipe afterward?
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Is this new way of saying self gratification?
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Did someone mention book buying?
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When's your next signing?
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Can I be at the front of the line?
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Isn't front line to help with fleas and tics?
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Do you have an itch that needs to be scratched?
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Do you think you're the one to relieve it?
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If I scratch yours will you scratch mine?
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Did you buy the scratch tickets?
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If you win are we splitting the winnings 50/50?
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Is that the same as half and half?
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Have you tried the fat-free half and half?
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What about cream?
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Didn't the cat get all of that?
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Quote:
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Is that your Kitty?
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This is another trick question, right??
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