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A few mammalian species, such as rabbits do not have an estrous cycle and are able to conceive at almost any arbitrary moment. :blink:
In other words...Hi, my names Hopper...Never mind yours, you're fuckin hawt , I can smell it...speakin of ...Wanna boinky-boink? 30 days Later we can have Bob, Fluffy, Lillibet, Jo-Jo, Wanda, Hoppy, Hippy, Flunky the Runt, maybe call the twins from Hell JuJu and HooDoo....After that well..We got that Uncle-Daddy thing, hot Damn, keep twitchin that tail...let's go !!! {{In one season a single female rabbit can produce as many as 800 children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, since courtship AND "mating" is very brief, 30-50 seconds, tops for fertilizing...A sniff here, a "taste", and 10 hours later, BUN IN THE OVEN eeeee-barf-}} :| /random |
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Bananas have, like, a 15-second window of opportunity. I should only buy one. |
Ms Gay VA or something like that
I went to a drag pageant last night at the local gay bar. It was pretty entertaining. The queens were working hard for that crown.
I used to go to that bar all the time back in the day. Lots of dancing and drinking and smoking went on. I certainly don't go out as much as I used to and I haven't been there in over a year before last night. Felt quite old as I watched all the skinny gay boys slithering around each other trying to out pose one another, and all the young lesbians in their wife beaters and boy shorts shaking their bieber cuts to the side. |
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I ordered Chinese today while heading to the bathroom. It wasn't the "poop stall" though, thank goodness. |
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The one morning I'm wide awake at 5 a.m. and I have a fasting blood test at 8:30. They said I could have black coffee. Well... it's black. Needs half-and-half.
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“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.” Nope . . . duck tape isn't going to work in this instance. - Unknown - |
Yesterday was an upsetting day, but today *WILL* be better because I'll make it better .......... no time to dwell on the past or what could have been, its time to focus on Myself and the future and what may come :-)
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You know that song, "You are my sunshine..."? That song used to throw me into terror as a little kid. It would start out all nice and reassuring:
You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me hap-py When skies are grey :) You'll never know, dear How much I love you Please don't... take my sunshine away??? :| And then the next verse, I don't even want to go there. Still today when I hear that song, I get this queasy, doomed feeling. :twitch: |
The raspberry bushes just keep on putting-out. Amazing! One might think I'd be sick of them by now, but NO!
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boat
I would love to find an old style ski boat, from the late 60's early 70's and totally restore it.
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HOT WEATHER TIP
I learned this in Guatemala, and I've seen people in Mexico and the American SW do it, too.
Wring out two wet washcloths and put them in the freezer. Once they're frozen, drape one over the top of your head or lay it across the back of your neck. Alternate them in and out of the freezer so you always have a fresh, cold one. I mowed a lawn in Palm Springs doing this. It's great if you really need to get something done, in the heat. |
hot weather tip #2
If you have a freezer...put your sheets in the freezer and take them out just before you go to bed. If your freezer is big enough put your pillow in it before you go to work and then it is iiiccccyyyyy cold when you need to sleep. I luvers that. <pouty face> now I just have a small freezer and cannot have a cold pillow. I loved doing that for my kids.
I had to use the cold washcloth and ice yesterday for sun stroke. Yeah me. |
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Today my horoscope said stop wondering how much is the limit , and find out. I think I will do just that. Thanks for the advice.
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If this doesn't make you smile...
I don't know what will!
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During the days of school, children do not like going to bed and when it's summer time, they REALLY don't like going to bed. :confused:
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Listening to the smashing pumpkins song tonite .. Reminds me of my sister =]
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My throat is sore this morning. My first thought was to blame it on all of this air conditioning. But as I was sitting here, waking up.....I recall I was in the middle of a seemingly good dream, and was awakened from it by alarm kat, who was tapping me (gently) on my face cheeks and my lips. He never does that, He's LAZY. I'm thinking, I must have been talking in my sleep and he was trying to tell me to SHUT UP! :| lol.....good thing I like alarm Kat!
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