I thought it was a gag but Amazon sold it. Currently out of stock:|

The Pussy Snorkel...

I thought you were joking. No, apparently some guys out there just can't finesse it.

but there are also head clamper women
I can remember a few times when I was nearly suffocated
by too strong to control legs :|

indeed!
legs or buns of steel

could kill a person

:praying:I was being attacked by a girlfriend who was trying to be a sea turtle and sounding like a muppet at the same time... I was frightened but also very amused byher antics.

Another staff from another program asking several times in the morning for me to do diiferent things for her, like posting specific program notes or asking me to make a folder for a new form that will be used with the kids or the best of all... plopping down in the seat next to me while I'm typing logs at the desk and saying in a leaned-in whisper, "It's like this, and I see you haven't noticed but when I talk I need attention. It's all about me damn it! Pay attention. Focus."

Yeh lol... never letting up on my typing, never taking my eyes off of the screen... I just bust out laughing, lose my straight face and tell her to get over it.

:superfunny: I had to walk away I was laughing so hard...

I asked my GF her how she did in HS sports.

Turns out she was voted most athletic and the president of the GAA in HS.

:outfield::golf::basketball:

I said that I was last picked for all team sports and she said, "No, honey, you were voted most likely to sit on the president of the GAA's lap".

Cracked me up.

My client was watching a show called Mongrels...very adult humor...but very amusing!

driving home on a rainy ugly day, on a busy road, a large white goose and gander stopped traffic while they slowly waddled across the road... barely off the edge on the other side, they turned around, stuck their heads up and proudly -in a pissed off tone- squawked, hissed and honked their disapproval at the van in front of me...as if they had road rage!! ..they didn't care the van outweighed them by 3 housand times...they had a story to tell and didn't care if they stopped traffic!

lmao!

Mullets- need I say more?

It was a little disturbing that I've seen so many mullets lately. That's one part of lesbian hair history I don't want to come back.

Some people call it a mullet. I prefer to call it nasty.

Not *gone* but I certainly haven't seen anything to indicate it was still popular in the last oh 15 years or so.

And attire!

What creacked me up today.... so far?

Sending Spritz a text about being on my game again now that I am feeling better but auto-correct choosing to input "hand" instead of game!!

Ahahahaaaaaaa :superfunny: I hate you auto-correct!! :rofl:

It was last night but...
 

I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back....

So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel. :| The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....