Only if you insist I do, Miss Jane.
I'd much rather be a dog owned by either you or me..

and ya know that's just projection, don't ya? (and I hate it too!!!!)

really? your shit does stink. :argue:

aww, how cute! I love kittys too...

7.3 earthquake strikes port-au-prince Haiti, 5.9 aftershock 5 miles off the Coast, Bahamas, cuba, Dominican republic,Puerto Rico on Tsunami watch...

The Color of Why
 

The color of Why Part 1




Why is it that every time I turn on my television I have to change the channel to BET or UPN to find someone who looks like me. Why is it that if I speak well I am “talking white”. While on that note why is it if I speak well some asshole (usually old and white) tells me that I “speak so well”. What does that even mean. It is almost like I am some kind of mentally challenged person that was never supposed to learn proper English, and above all odds did and now must be praised like a trained animal. What the fuck. Why is it when people find out I voted for Barack Obama they assume it was because of his race not because of his policies. Why do people ask me generalized questions like “do all black people like chicken” like I am some kind of ambassador for my race. Why is it so hard to have a civilized conversation about race and racism in America with people not of my ethnic background. Why do most black and Latina dolls look just like the white ones but with darker skin. Why are most black women in the media fair skinned with light eyes, and light colored (if not blonde) hair. Wait and why the fuck is Beyonce getting lighter and lighter with every damn commercial she shoots. Where did the “passé Blanc” misconception start. Why are we as human beings still segregating ourselves from one another. Why is it ok for a black man to date a white woman but God forbid a Black woman show interest in a white man. When did it become cool to adopt “designer” African babies only to show them off for pictures then leave the nannies to raise them. Why is it that when black folks get some money they don’t better their communities, or give it to historically black colleges. Why are there still historically black colleges? I mean I understand their original need but now what’s the point. The reality is the world is not segregated and therefore your education shouldn’t be either. Speaking of education why is the education so bad in urban areas. Why are the majority of athletes’ black, but the majority of college graduates not. Why is my hair a topic of discussion. You wouldn’t blurt out who dyed their hair to cover their grey, so why would you blurt out who wore a weave, wig, or natural hair.

I AM MORE THAN JUST MY HAIR.......



:wallbreak: :confused::canoworms::praying::deepthoughts::2cent s::soapbox:

I was just thinking how things look pretty disasterous everywhere.

when I want Hostel 1 or 2....Maybe Halloween {rob zombie version}, dash of Aliens or whatever...something violent....
or maybe 3 stooges...
they put romantic bullshit on almost every fucking channel...
Im stuck with foodie channels and maybe hellboy 2..
:beatcomputer:

I get beyond-annoyed when some asspin decides to tailgate me - it makes me want to slam on my brakes and give the fucker the scare of his/her life.

This morning on the way to work, I saw a guy who looked a lot like Fidel Castro (hat, beard, the works) driving a red beater wagon and vogueing with a big smile on his face. :dance1: :dance2:

I want to drop kick the bitch at Dunkin Donuts. How hard is it to butter a freakin' bagel? (and not give me attitude about doing so ....)

-dog cuts a fart-

me: OMG, EW, OMFG, im gonna fuckin die, ewww aagh! the putrid scent is choking me EEEEEK, i cant breathe, oh lord my asthma!!!-cough cough gag-...

mum : fuck you ~acid glare~

me:~snicker~ now u know how u sound when u carry on about my ferrets