I love Alvin and the Chipmonks doin' The Time Warp!

I stopped drinking in June.

I love Mr. Potato Head.

I hate Brustles sprouts and liver.

I really love maps and geography.

5 things
 

1. I save every kitty whisker I find in the house and keep them in a glass heart-shaped container in my bedroom.

2. I love to nap. I would take on every day if I could. Esp when the sun shines on the couch in the late afternoon. It's irresistible to me.

3. I own 65 pairs of shoes, boots and slippers (combined, not each).

4. I was really hoping the boss would bring donuts or bagels to work today. But she didn't.

5. I can't be trusted with Halloween candy in the house.

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1. I am going back to using my maiden name, which is proving to be more complicated than I expected.

2. It does feel different to be married. In a good way. I truly feel like my life has just begun.

3. I really don't like to see erectile dysfunction commercials.

4. I never thought I'd be sick of lobster, but since our local grocery store ran a special, I have had enough lobster to last a lifetime.

5. I love "Parenthood," but it stresses me out--all that neurotic tension.

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i absolutely love fresh tomatoes!

i can't stay mad.
sometimes i forget i'm mad
and remember while talking to the person i'm mad at,
and say "wait! i'm mad at you! oh well."

i'm afraid of lightning.

i don't have any children. never been married. if someone says to you, ...
hey, mac got married! you'll know they are lying LOL.

i want to dance with reba mcentire.

I'm missing 2 fingers on my right hand from a childhood accident.
My favorite color is yellow.
I have many allergies.
I absolutely love spam.
I have a clock collection.

For the past 10 years, I've lived over 2000 miles away from my family, and I no longer feel as close to them as I think I should and I hate it.

When I was 13, I plucked off most of my eyebrows and drew them back on in an attempt to look like Greta Garbo.

I rarely eat potato chips, but when I do I can go through a whole bag in one sitting.

I can't sleep when it's too quiet. I need some sort of white noise.

I'm naturally a very messy person. Tying to keep a clean apartment or desk at work takes a crazy amount of effort on my part.

1. I don't like to watch football, but I like the sound of the game in the background.

2. I downgraded from my Droid to my old phone, hoping to save a few bucks. It really was just a few, unfortunately.

3. I got a summons for jury duty while we were getting ready for the wedding. Now it's too late to postpone, and I never told my employer. :( Hoping I can still put it off...I missed so much work lately.

4. I have a terrific headache.

5. I don't get the idea of a terrible towel.

I love to read
I fidget a lot
I am always listening to music
I love Film Noir
I dig being waited on

i have the guns of olive oyl
i have the feet of barney rubble
i have the smile of freddy krueger
i have the fashion sense of steve urkel
and all the personality one would need to pull everything listed above off

I'm a 5'9 femm most butches hate that.

I love to play and have fun.

Look like a young Gina Davis

Like to play in the rain.

And I very submissive, and a hippy

I alternate between being overheated to feeling chilled, mostly in the evenings. Meds and menopause I suspect.

I want a larger house and a smaller yard. LOL. As my gardens grow smaller and I am indoors more often, my need for indoor space grows as my need for outdoor space dwindles.

I hate tomato soup or any soup with tomato juice in it. I also detest V8 and any version of it

I am a procrastinator...and a very bad one! If I get stumped by an obstacle, I kinda shut down and ignore my task for awhile.

I keep all my tableware in a wicker basket, not lined up by type in a drawer. I dont get why anyone would need to have forks, knives and spoons separated. I can reach into my basket and pull out the stuff I need and it doesnt take up half the space in the kitchen!

My mother’s mom was born in Carbon, Texas (1919): eldest of 13 children, she tended to her siblings and worked on quilts while her parents worked in cotton fields (her parents were sharecroppers).

My grandmother first met her husband (who was 13 years older than her) when he was newly appointed to be a Deputy Sheriff: He was a part of the team of sheriff’s who were charged with finding the Santa Claus Robbery suspects. They married on October 13th, 1929 and ten years later, they gave birth to my mother (July 1939).

My grandfather and my oldest son (Lee) share the same birthday: August 13th.

Both of my parent’s mothers shared identical first and middle names: Vera Lee.

Nine years after I was born (May 1959), two of my grandmother’s brothers – Uncle Elmer and Uncle Luther – came to visit my grandparents that year. I remember them singing a song to me, The Yellow Rose of Texas, on the front lawn on a hot summer-like night for my birthday and presented me with 9 hand-picked yellow roses off of a favorite rose bush in my grandparents back yard.

because it's important you know these things about me ...
 

I have a fetish for snake skin: If I could shoot a gun, I'd shoot every snake I came across because I just love how they look on my feet.

I never could learn how to roller skate backwards or ride my bicycle sitting on the handlebars: I'm complicated like that!

I love the ocean, but I was nearly ripped off the beach by a sneaker wave when I was young and it left a terribly deep impression on me that I still cannot shake from my mind, even if it was years ago. So I worship the ocean from a safe distance.

My youngest sister once threw a rock at my eldest brother and I nearly died laughing so hard at what happened that I nearly regretted laughing.

I once disappeared without a trace to prove a point to my family. I don't regret making that choice as it facilitated the result I was after. I could very well do it again under the right circumstances.

When I was a child, I ran away from home and no one noticed. All that sobbing, walking across the bridge into down town, like a pathetic waif, and no one noticed. (pooooor me!) The desired result was *not* facilitated! :)

For two years, I have been seeking to obtain a job that pays more and has better benefits. One where I don't have to drive 400 miles or more per week. One that has some kind of retirement benefit. With all the interviews, I can't seem to make it to the final offer. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. Do I want it too much or not enough? Is there ever going to be something for me?

Sadie has made almost a complete adjustment to her new home with us. She hops on our laps, plays fetch with her toys (and the cats'), sleeps in our bed, and leaps for joy when we come home. The cats are starting to relax around her, too.

It's gratifying to see my younger daughter doing so well in school this year. She's finishing up her final half year, so she can get her h.s. diploma. Then she will go into a college program for young adults with mild developmental disabilities. It's amazing that she's come so far. I remember all the years of uncertainty, especially concerning her health.

I still find it disconcerting to see certain people on Facebook (friends of friends) who used to be bullies. My bullies. Now they live normal lives with their children and spouses, and I wonder how they can even raise healthy, functional kids. What do they know about life that they didn't know then? Are their kids bullies, too?

Random Thangs
 

5 things...
 

In no particular order
 

I enjoy eating with chopsticks

I can't swim - yet

I hate small talk but really love meaty conversation

Picnic, the verb. Best thing there is.

I really like quiet

1. I am really hard on myself when it comes to personal goals.

2. I love bath time so much i have been known to take 4 or 5 in a day.

3. I would rather go without coffee... then have bad coffee.

4. When it snows... I always try and walk barefoot and naked (except a cloak) through the snow in the moonlight... its calming, and grounding...

5. I tell all my students its important to do one weird or crazy thing a day, it keeps your mind open to any possibilities.

that last onereminded me of alice in wonderland....when she says "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

my 5 things ...

1. i cant live without candycane hot chocolate in the winter
2. im devoted to my advocacy for human rights..
3. im practicing reiki ...i want to help heal my loved ones ...nobody should have to live with cronic pain...
4. i love bath products from lush....even if im not the one using them
5. id rather sit at home with my family...and friends...having a small get together...than go out to a party or a club

Fabulous five...
 

I practice doing most things with only one hand in case I lose the other. Although absolutely left-handed (except golf and the guitar)...I am now quite ambidextrous.

I am afraid of only snakes and can not even bring myself to touch them in books. Forget watching a Tarzan movie where inevitably an anaconda will drop from the trees onto some poor, unsuspecting safari-goer.

I like spam and jelly sandwiches...but it can only be apple jelly.

If I eat a candy bar I will sometimes put the wrapper in my shoe and walk around with it in there all day. It is sorta like it is my little secret.

When my cat talks to me (which is all the time)...I always pretend she is telling me how stunningly beautiful I am and carry on that conversation until she tires of it and seeks sanity in another room.

1. I'm in art school in my early 40's

2. I call my dog "Muffin Head", don't ask me why!

3. I have 4 tattoos

4. I'm experiencing my first Christmas as a single person in 22 years

5. This upcoming year (2012) I'm planning a trip to Greece with my 16 year old daughter

Another five:
I don't have or watch television. With the exception of a miserable six years living with a long-ago ex, I haven't had a television since I left my parent's house at 17. That was, um, a long time ago.

The list of foods I can eat has probably become shorter than the list of foods I can't eat.

The sight of oatmeal can actually make me gag.

I've never belonged to a gym.

If I ever become so disabled that I can no longer ride motorcycles, I've told all my friends to just pull the plug.

I have a rare blood disorder, the two main bad things about it- makes my blood vessels overreact to the cold making me get colder faster, and the biggy- if I get cold and my body temp drops even a degree or two my blood (abnormal proteins and antibodies in it) starts to gel... yes gel. So I can't stay warm on my own well and if I get cold I can die, the in between state just is slightly painful.

I play guitar when I'm stressed, and I play a lot around the holidays- too much hubbub around shopping etc., which I love, shopping that is,,, just not holiday shopping, the crowds and the florescent lights in the stores drive me batty.

I love old style decor, not old timey, not mod but real old style, Victorian etc. etc. and deplore modern eg: a white cube with a piece of glass on it for a table... ew, abrasive to the soul (my apologies to those with such decor, just not my style at all ;)

I'm a misanthropist, though make no mistake those close to me have my total love, loyalty and adoration... it's all those idiots out there I can't stand... heh.

I once was arrested for riding my motorcycle atop a block wall, onto a bank building and jumping down on a berm on the other side in downtown. They couldn't catch me but arrived later at my house where I saw them out the window feeling the engine of my bike for warmth... they said the recognized me by my black leather pants, I fought it in court based on that but lost.

I held funerals for my dolls as a child, and buried them in my mother's flower beds. Hmmmm

I have blue green color blindness. Because I changed the rods and cones in my eyes by wearing purple, yes purple tinted lenses in the 70s.

I was a disco queen. No shit. Honest to god. And was damn good at it. I had people lined up all night wanting to dance with me.

I absolutely hate to dance now, except of course when i am hallucinating in a sleep clinic study. Then I belly dance and do my best to engage "my friends" to join me.

As a child, i was an alien cow one year and the "wow factor" was that I came from Udder Space...

1. I'm very laid back. (like a lounge chair)
2. I'm shy when I first meet you.
3. I love disaster movies.
4. I like R and B
5. I sometimes do karaoke.

I love Ella Fitgerald's singing.

I always wanted kids and all I have are angels.

My happy place is outside, listening to the wind in the trees.

I learned to talk at 11 mo's and have an outstanding IQ.

I'm have issues with authority, and anger -- my own or others -- makes me emotional/want to cry. (This sucks as a woman in the workplace. LOL.)

Awwww Clay...had no idea I was one of your little known facts!!!

well buddy....the secret is out now...lmao...damn...so busted...lol