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"so do you wanna f**k?"
i apologize i was a jerk in my 20's but that line actually hooked me a hottie who i ended having a 4 year relationship with. then she left me for my best friend kevin. i miss him more than i miss her. |
I was catering an event last night (the hunting expo thingy), and apparently one of the guys there hit on one of my co-workers... he said to her,
"You're a very beautiful girl... you look like my EX-wife. I'm at table 23 ;)" :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: |
This wasn't a pick up line, rather it was said to me very early on during a first date many years ago "Your bed or mine? She looked really confused when I excused myself and left!
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theres always the ol' redneck standby...
"get in the truck, bitch..." |
destined to fail... um, yeah.
said to me one year at an after-pride party, courtesy of a very drunk butch: "hey girly-you're a sexy mutha-fucker- come sit on my face!" to which i replied: "why? is your nose bigger than your dick?" I was not amused. :slapfight: really?? lordhavemercy. |
You're really cool, but how hot is your mother?
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Man leans in and whispers "For you, I would pay..."
My Response: *Blank Stare* "No entiendo...No Hablo Ingles" :) |
current events relevant mackin'
Baby, you got a Mubarek on you...
[an ass that just won't quit.] |
Works everytime
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Hey baby, I left my scarf at home; can I wrap your legs around me instead?
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Motion for her to come over with the finger "come here" sign. If she does, tell her, "I just wanted to see if I could I could make you come with my finger. Looks like I can. My fingers work even better in the bed."
WARNING: This drunken line is sure to evoke a strong emotional reaction of some sort. |
Pick-ups
I took my forefinger...put it to my lips...and softly licked it. Then put the wet finger to her shirt. Looked right into her eyes and said "we really should get you out of these wet things".
or... "You need me". |
If I even attempted to say a pick-up line, which probably would never happen... I would probably get a red face, start giggling and just walk away like an idiot. Sexy huh?
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"You are so in my mating pool."
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This one usually works really, really well (go figure); but oh boy, when it goes bad...
"Ya wanna' date me? I'll let ya." |
This one can work (if the recipient understands irony which is a big if)
"You're not great looking, but there's not much to choose from here." Also, potential to work with someone who hasn't had a humour bypass: "If I offer you the chance to come home with me tonight, is it okay if you made up the bed again in the morning?" |
Where I'm from, it's customary to exchange watches with someone you've just met....
(It was Southern California--everyone had a Rolex except me. Actually, did I even have a watch?) -- tapu, Accomplished PUA |
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The weird straight dude said, "I would looove to study the Upanishads with you."
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I was at a pub with friends and this kid (I swear it was a kid... like, 19, which is the minimum drinking age here...) was trying to chat us up. Naturally we were polite but turned our backs when we were done being civil, but he just kept harping on at me (I was closest.)
Me: *turning around and saying politely* Can I help you with something? Him: I just wanna know... are we friends? Me: Maybe someday, but I'd like to visit with my friends now, please, okay? Him: Maybe not. I hate being in the friend zone, so maybe we should go back to my place and get this over with. Fortunately everyone heard him because he was drunk and yelling, so we ended up laughing and booing him out (along with a bunch of men our age who started hollering "Peeweeeee!" at him. I love straight bars. |
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