I Wish I Had A $ For Every Time..
 

I smashed a finger while working on a car.

Then again with my luck..I wouldn't smash them nowhere near as often. :blink:

...........busted or sliced my knuckles on a manifold or slipped the wrench off the plug hidden on the back side of the engine in a car where the engine sits sideways and you can't see what you're doing when you're changing the plugs (I loved my Impala but hated how that engine was designed)

I wish I had a dollar for...
 

Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet.... :eek:

that I said "never"
:eyebat:

I wish i had a dollar every time I picked up poop from my 4 dogs!
And there toys and washing pet beds too !
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I doubted myself and then I remembered......

I Wish I Had a $....
 

I Wish I Had a $....

for every time my dog lost a new ball at the dog park!

i wish i had a dollar for every time...
 

I wish I had a dollar for every time my upstairs neighbor decided to re-arrange her furniture at three in the morning!

I wish I had a dollar for every time I lost the damn earbuds for my iPhone.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I had a dud fortune cookie :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :dots:

I wish I had a dollar for every time... I had a penny.

i wish i had a dollar for every time i said/thought "i wish.*