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The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 05:55 PM

I love penny loafers....

hpychick 06-30-2011 06:05 PM

I hear the Friends DVD series is good to watch when you're going to sleep. But don't forget to set the timer on the TV.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:19 PM

I'm currently viewing SYTYCD...

Corkey 06-30-2011 06:21 PM

Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:22 PM

My pipes shall be clean soon....

hpychick 06-30-2011 06:22 PM

Speaking of plumbers, I was at the grocer yesterday and they had the biggest black plumbs I have ever in my life seen. I think they must have been the size of nectarines.

princessbelle 06-30-2011 06:22 PM

I do not like nor appreciate jazz.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:32 PM

I love Jazz, jazz hands eh depends. I love love watching this man dance in his wheel chair he makes me wanna cry.

princessbelle 06-30-2011 06:35 PM

When i worked in the nursing home we would have "dances". Dancing with the elderly in wheelchairs is a lot of fun and they loved it.

Not sure why i don't like jazz.


I can't find my emory board.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:43 PM

I love how cheetas move.....

~Bo 06-30-2011 07:07 PM

I still wanna see Snowy in a wet t-shirt. :tease:

TickledPink 06-30-2011 07:49 PM

My nickname is Cheetah (family thing). But I don't have a wet t-shirt with a picture of it.

scootebaby 06-30-2011 07:59 PM

while in the bahamas i learned that when we(the USA) was a baby we used to drive on the left side--for like a day!

tapu 06-30-2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 369317)
while in the bahamas i learned that when we(the USA) was a baby we used to drive on the left side--for like a day!

You know, the left side of the brain is dominant for language.

hpychick 06-30-2011 08:17 PM

and have you ever wondered why some dominants refer to themselves at He, Hy, Hys, Me, etc?

That's consensual topping!

Ohh...and topping, I loved whipped topping...oh my goodness..

moxie 06-30-2011 08:26 PM

Two days ago I was shown this video and was told "It's the best song EVER with seven exclamation points." It's been in my head ever since.







Now it's in yours. You're welcome.

tapu 06-30-2011 08:28 PM

My opinion of a writer/correspondent can vary depending on whether they use one !, or !!, or any number higher than that. I won't go into the details.

amiyesiam 06-30-2011 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey (Post 369254)
Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

what he means is:|

My wife is going to be f***** cranky when I tell her the plumbers are coming at 9am in the morning

god this not only means up before 9am on my day off
it means up, showered, and DRESSED (in actual clothes)before 9am in the morning
who does this?

tapu 06-30-2011 10:16 PM

Funny you should mention that about getting dressed. I knew someone who worked as a "dresser" for Peggy Lee.

Bohemian Rhapsody 06-30-2011 10:28 PM

High above the mucky muck castle made of clouds there sits wonderboy sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when your high above the mucky muck. yeah. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck now? Now its time for me to tell you about young nasty man, archrival and nemesis of wonderboy with powers comprable to wonderboy. What powers you ask? How bout the power of flight. That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes? How bout the power to kill a yak? From 200 yards away with mind bullets! that's telekenesis Kyle! How bout the power...to move you? the history of wonderboy and young nastyman. A secret to be told. And no chance to be bold and blasting forth in three part harmony. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from that mucky muck now? Well wonderboy and young nastyman joined forces, they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen! and they called themselves tenacious d. THAT'S RIGHT! Me and KG (that's me) we're now tenacious d. Come fly with me fly! Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck. now! Oh take my hand young nastyman. Fly bring out your broad sword. Theres the hydra slice his throat! Grab his scrote! You take the high road. I'll take the low. There at the crevace, fill it with your mighty chest.


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