My momma tells the story of her water breaking when she was putting the turkey in the oven. Well, i mean you know that's the REAL reason we celebrate Thanksgiving right? A princess was born.


Prior to me being born, it was just practice!!!!

So selfish
 

Tom Turkey Tom Foolery
 

Gay Tom
 

even gayer Tom
 

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Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Turkey Cake
 

I love thanksgiving! First I shall soak TWO Mr Tom's overnight in a special brine of salt, OJ, fresh rosemary and garlic. I will then rub you both down with ghee and a nice herbal rub. I shall stuff you with cornbread and cranberries then place your legs in twine bondage for a slow basted baking.

Joining you will be some special smashed taters, Non-GMO corn on the cob or some other yummy veggies.

When we are done picking at your bones I shall boil you to make soup for xmas! Lucky you

This one made me cry. :(
 

I'd want to have perfect vision this time of year too if I was a turkey!

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Hello everybody! Remember making these in school with our hands!


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MMMMmmm Turkey Drum with BBQ Sauce !

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Wow! I've been invited to dinner as a guest of honor.
How lucky can I get!

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Thanksgiving AKA the day of eat a lot and nap. Gobble till you wobble!


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I LIKE TURKEY TOO!

Guess who's coming to dinner...
 

This Spanksgiving we'll be spending it in the 88th level of HELL!!!


Just kidding.

We're going to my Ma's for dinner in ALABAMA, ROLL TIDE!!!

How much you wanna bet this was a "potluck" Thanksgiving? :D